Chapter 597: Beginning to commit sin
The bad chaos started with a green juice crispy ball.
The round, crunchy balls are like slime, and they are eaten with the spiced sauce in a small dish. Su and Paimon ate one together while shopping, and they thought it was delicious.
However, just like every household in Xumi can make curry, but each household has a different recipe for curry, the green juice crispy balls at the Lambad Tavern are completely different from the recipe Su had eaten before!
Unprepared, the stimulating and choking feeling hit Su's nasal cavity, trachea and crown of the head directly!
Su reached out and grabbed the silver pot to pour honey water for himself, but then he realized that he had already poured it for Kawi! He quickly grabbed the silver pot from Elhaisen.
Elhaisen looked at the golden liquid in his cup and took the initiative to remind him, "Golden honey is wine."
Elhaisen put down his wine glass and scooped a bowl of mint bean soup. Before he handed it over, Su quickly filled it up.
Su poured himself a full cup, took a look, and smelled it, "It's obviously honey water!"
The color is obviously that of the finest honey, and there is no smell of alcohol at all, only sweet fragrance. How could it be alcohol!
Su, trusting his own judgment, quickly drank a whole cup of golden honey to alleviate the choking and irritating taste.
Kavi next to him noticed the situation and said, "Golden Honey is really wine! It has a strong aftertaste. Is it okay for you to drink it so quickly?"
The girl shook her head, and the smell of alcohol came up, and her brain was also shaken. When she spoke again, her voice became soft and vague, "Meeh."
Elhaysen:…
Kavi: ...
How can this be "meh"! Isn't this drunk immediately? !
Sora and Paimon also noticed something was wrong with their friend, "Su, are you okay? Are you dizzy? Are you feeling unwell?"
Although according to the standards of the continent of Teyvat, Su is an adult and can drink alcohol, but Su has never drunk alcohol before!
The drunk girl's eyes were sparkling, with a moist red color flying in the corners of her eyes. She looked in a good mood with a smile on her face.
"I'm fine~" To prove that she was in good health, the girl quickly picked up Kongda who was leaning over and said, "I'm healthy and strong!"
Kong, who accidentally became the focus, quickly covered his face!
The next moment I realized that I should quickly escape from this embarrassing situation!
However, as soon as he put his hand down, he saw the girl looking down at him with a smile.
The sight of Sue's eyes full of him was just too...
Kong could clearly see himself in the girl's eyes, and couldn't help but indulge in it.
"Thumping"
"Kong is mine..." The girl opened her pink lips and expressed her feelings seriously.
"Thumping!"
The girl's eyes curved as she loudly announced to the world, "My princess!"
"thumping……?"
Paimon, who was originally watching with an auntie smile on his face, was speechless. "Really, what on earth was I expecting..."
The crowd who had been holding their breath finally breathed again.
Tinari: "I am a life-theorist. I can testify that Su is a cycad, the kind that doesn't bloom."
Sino: "Some girls mature later, right? So who is older, Su or Kelailai?"
Kavi: "But why is Sora the princess? Is the title wrong, Su?"
El Haisen: "It was a very standard princess hug, so obviously, no."
Kong left the girl's arms with a calm and detached look on his face, all the embarrassment and shyness he had felt before vanishing into thin air.
Isn't it just being hugged by Princess Su? He has long been used to it!
Isn't it just being called a princess? It's better than being called the Crystal Princess!
Haha.
"I'll go make some sobering soup for Su. I'll ask you guys to look after her for the time being." Kong nodded to his friends and floated off like a ghost to borrow the stove.
Kavi was a little worried. "Is Kong going to cry secretly somewhere? Is he okay? How about I go check on him?"
El Haisen: "If you go over there, Sora, who originally just wanted to be alone for a while, might really cry."
Paimon: "No, no, Sora... is very strong! Yeah! The most urgent thing now is to take care of Su."
Su transformed into a drunken butterfly and danced next to Tinari, "Little~~~Ti!"
Tinari tilted his head and pretended to listen attentively, "What can I do for you, Su?"
Su's eyes were fixed on his smooth and elastic big ears. "I promised to help you with essential oil hair care."
Tinari: ...
Is that to help him with essential oil hair care? That is to let her rub her ears openly!
He had thought that since Su didn't rush over to rub his ears when they met this time, he thought he had escaped, but it turned out that Su was waiting for him here.
Tinari sighed secretly, took out the essential oils and care tools and handed them to Su, "Okay, okay, here you go."
Just go along with her and keep her busy, at least that will give her some peace and quiet for a while.
Su stood behind Tinari with a satisfied look on her face as she began the essential oil hair care service.
Seno took a look and commented: "The technique is quite good."
Tinari gasped, "That's just an appearance. She's really drunk. Her hands are sometimes light and sometimes heavy."
The most trouble-making person was controlled, and the group of people began to chat at ease.
However, within a few minutes, Kavi, who was sitting opposite, discovered something was wrong.
Kavi: "That... doesn't seem to be essential oil, right?"
Everyone looked over and saw Su dipped a small brush in jam syrup and carefully brushed it on the tips of Tinari's ears.
Everyone:...
Feeling the sticky sensation on his ears, Tinari was overwhelmed, "Su."
Sue: "Aang?"
Tinari: "You didn't apply essential oil to me."
Su looked carefully and said, "Really? It's jam. You applied it by mistake. Let me help you clean it off."
Without waiting for Tinari to hand over the wet handkerchief, the girl, with great mobility, opened her mouth and started biting it.
The ears felt soft lips and wet tongue, and were chewed gently!
The stimulating neural electrical signals instantly hit the coccyx from the top of the head!
Tinari's wet handkerchief fell onto the table and he fell down.
The soul emerged from the top of the head and completely lost the ability to move.
After a second of silence, the whole scene quickly became chaotic!
Paimon tried to push Tinari's soul back, "Xiaoti! Xiaoti, don't die!"
Kavi anxiously warned, "Tinari's ears might break! Separate them quickly!"
Seno, who was closest to the two, took action first, but was completely unable to save Tinari's ear from the girl without hurting them.
In the end, Pai coaxed Su into looking away, and while Su was distracted, he let go and put Seno's ear hat on Tinari's head to protect his badly damaged big ears.
The girl pinched Tinari's ear, which suddenly felt very bad for some reason, and let go of him with a pouty look on her face.
However, turning around...
"life?!"
Su reached out and held Seno's cheek, looking at him with a complicated expression.
"You, why are you here too? Did your hometown explode? Ugh... Look, you're all blackened by the explosion..."