Chapter 644: Free Mission

"?!"

The three men dodged the thick spit from the black goat, but they couldn't avoid the curses it sprayed at them, and they were stunned on the spot.

As for Leon on the side, when Sheep Head was attacking crazily, he looked at the smiling red-haired director.

Is this what you meant by calling me over?

Yes, yes, yes! That’s what I meant! You really understand me, haha~
Looking at the three branch chiefs who were dazzled by the sheep's head spray, the red-haired chief with a happy face couldn't help but take a deep breath and felt a kind of happiness that he had not felt for a long time.

The reason why I hated that dead sheep before and kept it in the bureau without replacing it with other abnormal objects was, in addition to its excellent soul vision, it was because of its powerful mouth.

Whenever I feel embarrassed to curse others due to my status or because I am in the wrong, this dead sheep can curse for me all day long, and all it costs is just two packs of cigarettes. The cost-effectiveness is so high.

Oh~ What a pity, if it wasn't for Leon, I would really be reluctant to give it away~
While the red-haired director was enjoying the long-lost happiness, the three branch directors had already recovered from their surprise and immediately slammed the table and shouted angrily:
"Shut up! Damn demon!"

"Ms. Olivia!"

"Mr. Leon! Mind your…"

"Ha! Te! Tetetete!"

After using his own skill, Thick Phlegm Spray, to interrupt the angry questions of the three branch directors, the equally angry Black Goat continued to speak vigorously:

"I was a big devil back then! Recognized as the number one devil under the true God! You three little losers combined are not as good as the one I hang! When I was still wearing pants, I could see thousands of your brothers as soon as I lowered my head when I went to the toilet!
The more I talk, the angrier I get. You guys are worthy of putting a leash on me? You are worthy!

If I hadn't been well fed and well slept, and if I wasn't as angry as before, I would have dug up your ancestors' graves, put your dead ancestors back together, and stuffed them into my dog's ass one by one! Don't ask why I'm doing this, the answer is that I'm helping your ancestors return to their hometown!"

"you you……"

"What do you mean by 'you'? You can't even recognize your own father, how did you get to this point? I'm screwed! Did the Cleanup Bureau pick you up from the sewer? Or are you fucking %&￥@#..."

"Stop! Stop it!"

Reaching out and holding the black goat’s mouth, Leon cut off the curses that were increasingly blocked, and said apologetically:

"I'm sorry, it was a little emotional and said something a little harsh. I hope you don't mind."

"..."

Is this too bad to listen to? None of the shit this damn demon spewed out was audible!
After a short pause, the three branch directors, who were almost choking from being scolded, gnashed their teeth and asked:

"You...if you don't want to wear the necklace, you can tell us! As for this..."

"You can wear it, why not?"

Lyon said calmly:

"Although the origin of this anomaly is not good, it is indeed a precious anomaly, and its effect is very suitable for the current situation. I have no complaints about it."

"Then how did you..."

"I just feel that the effect of the necklace you gave me is not good enough. Only the three of you can contact me unilaterally. This efficiency is still too low."

After pinching the struggling black goat, Leon kindly introduced himself to the three branch chiefs in the horrified gazes:

"It's my pet... um... one of the demons I have a contract with. Compared to the necklace that only allows you to contact me unilaterally, it can not only communicate with me over long distances, but it can also easily locate my location even across a city.

So instead of wearing the necklace you gave me, I would rather you three keep it with you, so that if there is any danger, you can communicate with each other in time... What do you three think?"

How is it? Not very good! Very not very good!
Seeing that even though Leon had grabbed his mouth, he was still cursing them madly with his soul, and his lines were never the same, the three branch directors couldn't help but tremble at the same time.

Although this thing doesn't look very powerful, that foul mouth is really deadly. I was just scolded for 5 minutes just now, and my blood pressure has soared. If I carry it with me for more than half a month, I'm afraid my brain blood vessels will burst before the King of Slaughter takes action!
“This… isn’t quite appropriate, is it?” Facing the “better” solution proposed by Leon, the chief of the Hound Branch said with a stiff upper lip:
"This demon is a very powerful anomaly after all. If you leave him, it will weaken your abilities. It would be better..."

"No, my main combat anomaly right now is something else, not these."

"It...they?"

"Yes, them."

Under the red-haired director's unusually admiring gaze, Leon smiled and added:
"It was originally broken into seven pieces, and I have collected four of them. So not only can I give it to you, but you three can even take one each."

"?!!!"

God damn, take one each!
You've pinched the mouth of this thing, and it only has 50% of its output power. It can spray three of us alone with just the soul fluctuations. If there are three more sheep heads without their mouths pinched, wouldn't each of us suffer six times the torture we are experiencing now?

"No! No need!"

Under the threat of Black Goat, the three branch directors all shook their heads. The middle-aged woman from the Tmall branch said with embarrassment:
"Actually... one of us is good at speed and the other is good at perception. If there really is a problem, we can rush over in time. So... timely communication is actually not that important. It's okay not to bring this thing."

"Isn't it really necessary?"

Leon blinked when he heard this, and pretended to pass the black goat to them, inviting them sincerely:

"Although they have a bad mouth, they are still very strong. Are you sure you won't consider it again?"

"No, no! Really no!"

"OK then."

After regretfully putting away the black goat that he hadn’t scolded enough, Leon raised the [Water Hound Collar] in his hand and asked:

"Then this thing..."

"I'll give it to you, I'll give it to you!"

Director Cheetah, who was regretting his decision, waved his hands hastily and said:
"This thing is originally for communication. Keep it if you need it!"

"Thank you for your generosity."

After throwing the [Water Hound Collar] into the mirror world and giving it to Young Ha as a toy, Leon asked with a smile:
"By the way, what plans do you three have for defense after the director leaves?"

If you plan to...

After hearing Leon's question, the three branch chiefs, who were still somewhat frightened, exchanged glances with each other, and then the middle-aged woman from the Tmall branch spoke:

"Our plan is to gather the two royal bloodlines together and keep them in the Virgin Branch for close protection!"

Do as much defense as possible? That's a pretty safe idea.

After nodding in agreement, Leon asked:

"What about me? What task do you assign to me?"

"Your mission is to stay in the palace."

The middle-aged woman from the Tmall branch said:

"The princess still has to keep the kingdom running. We can't lock her up in the virgin branch. So your mission is to protect her 24 hours a day for the next half month."

"..."

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(End of this chapter)

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