Chapter 670 The root of the problem
Chapter 670 The root of the problem
[Name: Intimate Sweater (Prayer, Element)]
[Appearance: A light golden wool sweater with a slightly old style and rough weaving, but good warmth retention effect. It is suitable for wearing in spring and autumn. It has a very good slimming effect and can well show the male body lines.]
[Ability: Wish for Closeness, Micro Electric Shock]
[Price: If you get too close to a furry animal while wearing this anomaly, it may dislike you.]
[File: Leon Ryan, the inheritor of the secret arts, combined the two secret arts of the Cleanup Bureau, using the fragments of the bow and arrow of the former God of Love as the basis, supplemented by the fur of the Paradise Mountain Sheep, to create a special anomaly.
After the anomaly is activated, any creature that approaches you with the intention of getting close to you will be attacked by static electricity that will cause their fingertips to slightly numb when they touch your body.
[Evaluation: Hiss... Is this the feeling of being moved? ]
[Infiltration value: 0.1 (maximum infiltration value 28)]
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[Name: Medicine-seeking Dog Whistle (Ritual, Exploration)]
[Appearance: A metal whistle with slightly peeling paint. After holding one end and blowing hard, a pale-faced adult canine will run out from the nearby grass and start looking for something anxiously.]
[Abilities: Ritual Creature Summoning, Item Exploration]
[The cost: If you blow the whistle for too long, your cheeks may hurt a little, and you may even drool when you sleep at night.]
[File: Leon Ryan, the inheritor of the secret arts, based on the saying that dogs will find the corresponding herbs themselves after getting sick, combined the two secret arts of the Cleaning Bureau and used the Secret Dog Ritual and Whistle Grass to create a special anomaly.
When you are in an abnormal state such as poisoning, blowing this abnormal object will summon a canine with a very sensitive nose to look for the wild herbs you urgently need. However, there is a 99.999% chance that you will be taken to the nearest open-air public toilet.
[Evaluation: Woof! According to my experience, if you eat this thing, your illness will be cured. It's my friend, so don't be polite to me!]
[Infiltration value: 0.1 (maximum infiltration value 41)]
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[Name: Strong Knee Cartilage (Miracle, Domination)]
[Appearance: Two human kneecaps as soft as marshmallows. They seemed to have been bent and touched the ground frequently during life, causing the cartilage to be worn out severely]
[Ability: Knee of God, Command and Domination]
[Price: Each time you use this anomaly, your knees will temporarily lose the ability to bend for a week.]
[File: Leon Ryan, the inheritor of the secret arts, created a special anomaly based on... a combination of two secret arts... using the kneecap of ancient humans as the base and the finger bones of the ruling demon god.
After the target kneels down to you, the pair of kneecaps, which have been satisfied with their dignity, will temporarily replace the opponent's knees and dominate the opponent's body to go to the target location you specified.
[Comment: Come on, kneel down, I beg you to do something]
[Infiltration value: 0.1 (maximum infiltration value 59)]
... "Well... this time, what I made seems to be a little more useful than before?"
Looking at the Taurus director lying on his back in the chair with trembling hands and feet, looking distraught, Leon, who had changed into a new woolen sweater, couldn't help but pull the corners of his mouth awkwardly, and then tried to save his face and said:
“For example, this dog whistle, although it will most likely lead to an open-air public toilet, but if… um… if I were kidnapped by a demon and taken to a world without public toilets, then maybe I could follow the dog and find it back little by little.
And these two kneecaps, although the conditions for this thing to take effect are a bit harsh, I can completely beat the opponent to the ground first, and then order him to clean up the bureau and surrender... Well... Anyway, it is still somewhat useful... right?"
"..."
After hearing what Leon said, Director Taurus, who was sitting on the recliner, couldn't help but turn his head to look at him. When he saw the woolen sweater he was wearing, his blood immediately surged up uncontrollably. He suddenly felt dizzy and quickly turned his head back.
Yes, these two things can be used in this way, but if you can beat the other person to the ground, why do you need them? And most importantly, do you know what materials you used?
Fragments of artifacts with the power of the true God, intact furs donated by the sacred beasts of paradise, mysterious herbs that only grow in the realm of Daixiao, and precious remains voluntarily left behind by human ancestors.
These materials I originally intended to leave for you, if used properly, can at least produce two abnormal items with a value of more than 60 Lyon points. In the end, they ended up in your hands... Hmm...
My heart hurts! It hurts so much!
After stretching out his hand to calm his arrhythmic heart, Director Taurus turned his head away and waved his hand, saying weakly:
“Leon, you… your talent is still okay, um… at least your success rate is really high, even the materials of the true god level can be controlled, but you… but why don’t you try with others?
Don't get me wrong, I... I don't want to teach you, it's mainly because you were chosen by more than just my Taurus constellation, so I can't occupy you all the time, I have to give others a chance... Um... I'm not feeling well, why don't you go back first?"
"Well... sorry to bother you..."
Facing the order from Director Taurus to leave, Leon, knowing that he was in the wrong, could not help but respond awkwardly, and then wanted to quickly escape from this embarrassing situation. However, before he turned around, Director Taurus on the recliner continued to speak in a sickly voice:
"Also, take those two things on the table. They're for you."
"Well...the materials used are all very rare. Why don't you try to dismantle them? Maybe..."
"No, no, no, I won't take it apart. You just keep it with you!"
He quickly interrupted Leon's polite words, and the Taurus director, who had his back to the two of them, pressed his chest hard and pleaded in a trembling voice:
"Really, you should take them with you. My heart... my heart starts beating so fast when I see them..."
"..."
I'm sorry... I really didn't mean it, I just couldn't control myself.
Looking at Director Taurus, who was hunched over on the recliner with his back to him and who had obviously suffered a great blow, Leon, filled with guilt, had no choice but to leave Director Taurus' room in disgrace, led by the red-haired director.
Although I didn't learn the Taurus secret technique this time, after the explanation of Director Taurus, the root cause of the forging problem seemed to have been found.
When I was learning the secret art of blacksmithing, I was deeply influenced by the third generation director. The core of his blacksmithing theory is "follow the heart", which emphasizes listening to the call of one's heart.
The problem is that as a second-life human, my heart is filled with a lot of messy knowledge and all kinds of extremely abstract and weird jokes. Once I choose to "listen to the call of my heart", the abnormal objects forged will naturally become doubly abstract...
Well! It’s all the fault of the third generation!
(End of this chapter)