Chapter 679: Officer Kuriyama, a Part-time Feng Shui Master
Before Haruki woke up, Astra had already obtained the news by asking Zeta in the small dark room.
This Salome alien was trying to force out the Ultra Warrior in Haruki's body by beating him.
"It's so scary. That girl said she wanted me to be her exclusive warrior and also wanted me to be her mount..." Zeta said timidly.
Qi Li came forward and said, "Is this guy crazy? He uses Ultraman as a mount?"
"Yeah, that's crazy!" Zeta nodded in agreement: "She whipped Haruki and said she wanted to ride me, isn't that just treating me as a mount?"
Now not only Qi Li was involved, but also Gagula, who was supporting the unconscious Haruki, didn't care and hurried forward to eat the melon: "Marry you?"
"Oh, Gagra, Zeta has only been with you for a short time, why is he so popular? Even aliens are about to marry him!" Lao Lu pointed the finger at Gagra.
Zeta was dumbfounded: "Ah? That's even more terrible. I'm still young and don't want to get married!"
Qi Li asked towards the small dark room: "How did you provoke them?"
"I don't even know her, what a psycho!" Zeta shouted aggrievedly.
Astra looked at the Salome alien who was killed by Gagula's sword with confusion: "Is this thing still a love-brain?"
"How bad must his vision be to fall for Zeta!" Lao Lu scratched his head.
Gagra: "Could it be that Zeta's fighting style made her fall in love with this warrior? But those battles were fought by Haruki, and the energy was given by the Ultra Medal, which has little to do with Zeta..."
Zeta covered his heart and said, "Wow, I'm so sad, Captain, Lugiel-senpai, can you please avoid saying bad things about me?"
Qi Li thought thoughtfully: "Maybe she wanted to catch Zeta instead of Zeli, the Ultraman who killed the Black Dragon with the Ultra Bomb and mistook Zeta for Zeli."
"Eh? Very likely!" Astra agreed: "Just tell me, how could someone fall in love with Zeta and be so desperate to marry him..."
Zeta was overwhelmed: "It's so uncomfortable, Master Astra and Senior Brother Trita also said so..."
"Where is Zeli?" No one paid attention to Zeta, so Qi Li turned to ask Ye Hu.
Before leaving, let Ye Hu keep an eye on Zeli.
Ye Hu had a strange expression on his face: "That guy should be working now..."
"work to earn a living?"
You are an Ultraman, and you are possessed by the highest commander of the armory. What kind of job are you doing?!
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When Qi Li met Commander Kuriyama again, he had lost a lot of weight compared to when they first met. He used to be a chubby old man, but now he has the muscular body of the old man who does some flips on the horizontal bar for more than ten minutes in the fitness center of Hua Xia Park.
At this time, Kuriyama was outside a room, talking to the owner about the Feng Shui of their house:
"Your room is arranged in an L shape. What is the L? A pistol. This is a pistol room. It has shot out all your blessings, and what is left is murderous violence. So what should you do with this room? You need to build a wall in the middle of the L, and then the feng shui will be good!"
"Thank you so much, Mr. Kuriyama. I will arrange the renovation right away. Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule to come and see my house. This is my reward!"
"Okay, revise it as soon as possible!" Kuriyama took the money and turned away.
Qi Li followed quietly from behind. What was this guy doing? He was the top commander of the armory, but he was going to read Feng Shui for others...
"Hey, big sister, let me help you cross the road, hahahaha..." Commander Kuriyama walked to a crossroads and helped an old lady up: "Your knee hurts, right? Just walk more..."
Qi Li clearly saw that the guy released a healing energy and cured the old lady's knee arthritis.
Doing good deeds part-time?
Qi Li continued to follow and watched the guy enter a pet hospital, buy a lot of cat food from there and go to a large courtyard nearby. Hundreds of cats gathered around in an instant. Li Shan poured the cat food into several large basins for them to eat and drink.
"You are new here, right?" Kuriyama picked up a cat, and a knife appeared in his right hand. He raised his hand and slashed with the knife, cutting off the cat's life.
The cat didn't feel any pain at all and was put down to eat. He didn't even need to bandage the wound because it had healed...
I work part-time to earn money, and use the money to feed stray cats and sterilize them...
"Come out, Trita, it's not tiring to follow me!" Zeli shouted behind him.
Qi Li jumped out and said, "Brother Ze Li, haha, I'm just curious, as an Ultra Warrior, what do you do as a part-time worker to earn money? It turns out you feed stray cats. Can you put away the knife first? Your action just now was a bit scary."
Good fellow, cut off from the worldly affairs with one sword!
Kuriyama laughed and put away his scalpel: "Stray cats must be sterilized. If they have food and water, they will reproduce. Many kittens born will not survive the winter and will die of starvation, illness, or freezing.
If I don’t sterilize them, I will just feed these stray cats, which will harm more cats!”
"That makes sense, but you also have a hobby of feeding stray cats?"
"If I have no place to spend the money I earn, I'll spend it on them!"
Wait a minute, let me explain. You don't make money by feeding stray cats. You make money but have nowhere to spend it on feeding cats. This means that you don't work part-time to make money.
"So what's your part-time job?"
"If I were to wander around residential areas as the highest commander of the armory, any alien would run away when they see me. But if I were to become a Feng Shui master, it would not be surprising to see me in all residential areas. Those rich people would be eager for me to help them check and improve their Feng Shui!"
Oh, Qi Li understood.
"You are using the identity of a Feng Shui master as a cover to investigate the aliens hiding on Earth."
Kuriyama smiled and nodded: "You are really smart. You guessed my intention right away. These are the aliens hiding in the city that I have marked recently. If you have time, you might as well help me analyze who is problematic."
He took out a city map. There was almost no blank space on the map, as it was covered with dense writing.
It even describes in great detail where the aliens are on every street, which planet they are from, whether they have a family on Earth, whether they have a job, what kind of job they do, and how their interpersonal relationships are.
Qi Li was dazzled by the densely packed small characters: "Even the census is not as detailed as you are, you..."
Was he too serious? He had investigated so many things? He did it all by himself, without mobilizing the staff of the armory. Just think about it, you can tell that the workload is incredible, but he actually did it.
"There are not many native monsters on Earth because the oxygen content, minerals, and food are not enough to meet the growth environment and conditions of too many giant monsters. Therefore, most of the monsters that come to Earth to cause destruction are caused by aliens. If we figure out the composition and purpose of these aliens, we can avoid most monster disasters!"
Looking at the cat that had cut off the worldly affairs, Qi Li sighed: "This is solving the problem directly from the root, haha!"
"That's right, help me analyze which aliens you think are problematic!"
I...can I not analyze it? There are too many words, I don't want to read it!