Chapter 689 Talk Show Actor: Kengo Shinaka

Chapter 689 Talk Show Actor: Kengo Shinaka

"If you eat a lot every day, people will say you have bulimia; if you sleep a lot every day, people will say you have narcolepsy; but if you work a lot every day, people will say you are ambitious!"

"Hahahahaha!"

In the Trita Empire Universe, on Mars, Kengo Manaka was holding a microphone and doing a talk show on the stage, with a group of people below laughing.

At this time, Kengo Manaka had already graduated from university, but instead of looking for a job, he became a talk show host and is currently quite famous.

He found that he particularly liked seeing others laugh, and when his jokes made others laugh, he felt a great sense of accomplishment.

At this time, he was performing the first Martian talk show in human history, and the effect was quite good, with everyone enjoying themselves.

Suddenly...a group of people wearing facekinis and holding guns rushed out from the side of the stage, ran onto the stage, raised their guns and fired a shot, and the crowd suddenly became chaotic.

The gangster nodded in satisfaction, pushed Zhen Zhong Jian Wu away, and picked up the microphone: "Everyone, don't move. You have all become my hostages. We will not let you go until the police provide us with a spaceship..."

Among the audience, a young man in blue clothes stepped forward and was stopped by the young man in white next to him.

"Boss, we have to help Triga!" Hitram said with a frown.

Qi Li pulled him and said, "Okay, just figure out how to release the monsters without disturbing the crowd. These bandits are fake..."

"fake?"

Can a gangster who has no negative energy be called a gangster? And the gun he held was a signal gun for issuing orders on the track and field, not a live ammunition...

It's probably the prank show from the island country, the one that plays tricks on the Japanese as if they were Japanese. It's a big deal. My brother is now a celebrity in the talk show industry, so it's normal for him to be pranked.

And it seemed that all the audience knew it was a prank, because they were screaming and shaking, but there was no panic or negative energy at all...

The only two unaware audience members were Qi Li and Hitram...because they sneaked in without buying tickets!

Of course, Jian Wu, who was being tricked, had no idea that after he was pushed away, two gangsters were trying to catch him.

Jian Wu pretended to be panicked on the stage, but when two thugs approached him, he suddenly jumped up and did a series of roundhouse kicks, all of which hit the thugs' heads, and kicked them away one by one.

Then Jian Wu bent down and picked up the gun of one of the gangsters. He rolled forward and came to the gangster who was trying to grab his microphone. He twisted the gangster's arm hard, dislocated it, and put the gun on the gangster's temple:

"Be quiet and tell your men to put down their guns, or I'll shoot you!"

The sudden scene left all the gangsters and the audience who were cooperating with the performance at a loss for words!

Huh? Aren't you a talk show host? How come you are so good?

The staff of the program also rushed in: "It's a misunderstanding, it's a misunderstanding, we are filming a prank show, we have already told your agent..."

"Program?" The determination on Jian Wu's face turned into confusion.

The staff nodded: "Program, the one in your hand is a water gun..."

Jian Wu grabbed the bandit's neck and hit him forward, which sent out a weak stream of water. It was really a water gun... and it was made quite delicately.

"Uh..." Jian Wu put down his gun awkwardly and grabbed the bandit's arm.

"Brother...Brother, it's fake..."

"I know. I dislocated your joint. I'll put it back in place for you."

"Ah!!!" With a scream, the dislocated hand was reconnected!

The paramedics came up in a hurry. Originally, these personnel were prepared in case Jian Wu fainted from fright. Unexpectedly, a talk show host kicked two "thugs" unconscious one by one like a special forces soldier, and dislocated the joint of one of them.

You are so good, why do you want to be a stand-up comedian? Why don't you join the Elite Victory Team?

"Um, Mr. Kengo Manaka, how come you are so powerful?" the director asked awkwardly.

Jian Wu replied, "When I was in elementary school, I went to practice martial arts with a few of my good friends. Later, when I was in college, the Elite Victory Team organized a selection training camp. I accompanied my friends and unexpectedly passed, but I didn't join!

Because my dream is to make people laugh, so being a talk show host is more suitable for me!"

Ah... if you had told us earlier that you passed the selection for the Elite Victory Team, we wouldn't have used this prank...

I was about to continue the interview when the door suddenly opened and several policemen ran in: "Hurry up, a monster appeared on the outskirts of the city and is heading here."

The crowd was really panicking now. This was not in the script. Panic and negative energy began to flood Qi Li's system panel.

Jian Wu glanced at the director suspiciously: "Isn't this a prank?"

"That is absolutely not the case."

Jian Wu jumped up and picked up the microphone: "Everyone evacuate in an orderly manner, follow the police's instructions, don't crowd, don't make a mess, pay attention, take your own bag, don't take other people's bags, hug your own wife, don't hug other people's wives!"

"Hahaha..." The noisy crowd actually laughed twice at Jian Wu's talk show, and their panic was less evident.

Qili and Hitram followed the crowd out of the theater and saw in the distance, a huge monster, Ja Gorgon, moving at a snail's pace.

"Xiao Jia?" Qi Li was shocked: "No, Hitram, your first monster is so strong?"

"Boss, didn't you say that we have to train him as soon as possible? We must arrange a strong one, and don't worry, Carmilla and Dagon have trained him for more than ten years, and this kid is very strong now!" Hitram replied.

Qi Li was speechless. Well, he just felt that the Ultra Warriors’ first battle against the petrified monster Jagorgon was a bit... too intense!

The crowd walked onto the street, moving in the opposite direction of the monster, while Jian Wu went against the flow, towards the monster.

"Jian Wu, Jian Wu!" His agent ran over in a hurry: "What are you doing?"

"I'm the one who passed the selection for the Elite Victory Team. Before the Elite Victory Team arrives, I have to take over..." Jian Wu was determined.

The agent pointed at the pistol in his hand and said, "You're just relying on a water gun?"

“Uh…” Jian Wu pulled out the Elite Victory Gun from his waist: “This was given to me by my good friend, just in case there’s an emergency and they can’t make it in time!”

After saying that, Jian Wu told his agent to take shelter quickly, and rushed towards the monster in the distance alone, raising his pistol: Shoot!

Ja Gorgon looked down and saw that it was the child of Triga. The two heads on the side opened and spit out a strong wind, which blew Jian Wu away to the far suburbs.

"Sword Enlightenment!!!" the agent was horrified.

The director waved his hand: "Quick, quick, take pictures, take pictures of this heroic moment!"

Ja Gorgon opened his mouth, and a ball of light hit the undeveloped soil layer of Mars. A large crack suddenly opened up, and Jian Wu was blown into the crack by the wind.