Chapter 720: The Drunken Braggart: Telita!
"Brother? Does the King of Ultra really have to frequently test the Ultramen of all universes?"
Jian Wu sat next to Qi Li and ate the Three Kings Fish Stew, asking questions non-stop.
Qi Li nodded: "Yes, your brother has been tested, and he made me wear a set of armor with a pain level multiplied many times. If I get hit, it will hurt so much that I want to die!
Of course, your brother, am I someone who is afraid of pain? I was holding the Trita stick, facing the beating of thousands of Ultra Warriors without fear, beating them so hard that they lost their way and knocking them so hard that they couldn't move their legs..."
"Hahahahahahaha!" The three Ultra Kings were laughing wildly with their backs to their table.
Even the Ultraman King of the Tritta Universe didn't expect that after Tritta drank, he could brag more than a storyteller, and more than a thousand Ultramen didn't hit him once...
The key is that one dares to say it and the other dares to believe it. Jian Wu actually believed it. He looked at Qi Li with admiration and listened to his nonsense.
"How about it, brother is awesome, right?" Qi Li said dazedly.
No, I only ate half a fish, how come I'm drunk? Is this a real fish? Did the King of Ultraman put wine into every cell of the fish? !
Jian Wu nodded: "It seems that the old man, the King of Ultra, has had a hard time. For the assessment, he has to summon more than a thousand powerful Ultra Warriors to deal with you. He has worked hard, my king, I toast to you!"
“It’s not hard, it’s not hard,” King Ultra turned his head and said, “I am the King Ultra, with one order, I can call not only one thousand Ultra Warriors, but also ten thousand Ultra Warriors, haha!”
The other two Austrian kings looked at each other and said in unison: [The upper beam is crooked and the lower beam is crooked]
The clone of our universe seems so unserious...
And that Triga, isn't he too naive? He believes whatever he is told?
After Jian Wu finished paying respect to King Ao, he pointed at Zhang Ren and said, "Brother, you said he is not your biological brother, then why is he also in the temple?"
“That’s a good question. In your previous life, you fought against King Hill but were defeated by the God. I traveled through time and space and tried my best to come to your side.
King Hill deployed a large army and surrounded you. An Ultraman named Tiga wanted to save you, but he was trapped in the battle and was dying. He asked me to take good care of his brother..."
Qi Li gradually got carried away, boasting that he had been in and out of the army of millions, rescued Tiga, rescued Carmilla, rescued Dagon, snatched back the dead body of Dyna, and gave Dyna's light back to a passionate young man...
Finally, he broke into the formation and met Triga and Little Tiga, who was Tiga's younger brother.
"What a pity! I'm too late. You have scars from all kinds of weapons, including swords, spears, axes, hooks, forks, buns, fried dough sticks, sesame cakes, and twisted dough sticks. You don't look like human beings!"
"Who came up with the idea to get him drunk..." Fishing King Ao couldn't help it.
"I wanted to get him drunk and watch him make a fool of himself, but in the end we were the ones who were embarrassed..." The King of Ao in this universe scratched his head.
King Ao of Farming laughed out loud, he was enjoying what he heard, it was so interesting, no wonder humans would listen to books and read novels when they are bored, it was so interesting!
Trita wanted to continue, but Zhang Ren's eyes lit up and he asked, "Brother Trita, you said that steamed buns, fried dough sticks, sesame cakes, and twisted dough sticks can also be used as weapons?"
Qi Li: ...I'm talking nonsense
"Of course you can. The universe is so vast that there are all kinds of things. Do you know why you love to eat? It's because you are hurt by these things. You love to eat because you want to eat up all the enemy's weapons!"
Zhang Ren suddenly realized: "So this is why I love to eat. If it weren't for what Brother Trita told me today, I wouldn't understand why I am such a foodie. I eat for the sake of all living things in the universe!"
Fishing King: ...I fooled another one.
Trita continued, "You are already dying. I can only protect your souls and let you be reborn. I also left behind Carmilla, Dagon, and Xi... I hope you can repair your souls and find the power of light again. Carmilla and Dagon will protect you two for eternity!"
Jian Wu's eyes were red as he looked at Carmilla: "So you have been silently protecting me..."
"I..." Carmilla wanted to say that she would only protect him in this life, not for all the lives to come.
Before he could explain, Qi Li had already spoken: "So you have to be nice to Carmilla and don't let her down!"
"Don't worry, bro. I will definitely protect her!"
"Wow, how romantic..." Dinas said with emotion: "You just said that you rescued Dyna's body?"
"Ah?" Did I say, "Of course. If you don't believe me, go ask Dyna if he is the one who inherited someone else's energy. He was not Dyna in the beginning, haha!"
The three Austrian kings looked at each other and realized that they were all fooled!
"You have seen how powerful the King of Ultra is, right? The King of Ultra is my good brother, and I call him Big Brother. Today, I am the boss. How about you take me as your master?"
Carmilla was the first to react and immediately picked up the teacup: "Master, please accept my disciple's greetings!"
Dinas, Triga and Little Dika also reacted immediately, this was an opportunity.
"This..." King Ao was speechless. This... was being held up.
You shouldn't give him alcohol!
The three Ao kings had no choice but to accept four disciples. The Fishing Ao King accepted Little Dika, the Farming Ao King accepted two female disciples, and the King of this universe accepted Triga.
Seeing that they had successfully become his apprentices, Qi Li started to brag again:
"I said I have a good relationship with King Ao. I tell you, the mysterious four Ao and I have a good relationship. Do you know about Saga? You don't know, when he saw me, he insisted on giving me this wrist blade. I said I didn't want it, and he cried and made a fuss...
In the end, I really had no choice, and he almost knelt down to beg me, so I reluctantly accepted the wrist blade he gave me."
"Do you know about Reijido? You may not know that Reijido traveled across many universes to see me, but I just didn't want to see him. If it weren't for my brother, the King of Ultra, to intercede for him, I wouldn't have seen him at all..."
"Not to mention Noah. He wanted to be my neighbor. When I got angry, I moved. Every time I moved, he chased me to be my neighbor. Just look at how many temple ruins of Noah there are in the universe. That represents how long he chased me to be my neighbor!"
A small stone hit Qi Li's temple. Qi Li tilted his head and fell into a deep sleep.
The Farming King glared at the Universe King: "What are you doing? I haven't heard enough yet?"
"If he lets this guy keep blowing the trumpet, I won't be able to protect him next time he gets beaten!" The King of the Universe, who had thrown the stone, hurriedly explained.
My goodness, Saga is begging to send you equipment, Reijido is begging to see you and you have to rely on me to see him, and Noah is chasing after you to be your neighbor?
You can brag if you want, why are you mentioning me? Do you want me to get beaten up along with you?!
Damn Trita!