Chapter 725 Now I am a complete woman!
Xiao Zhenzhen's eyes were filled with shock. This Chang Taibao, what a great Chang Taibao!
Ying'er, who followed along, also heard a lot of content, and her mouth was open, unable to close.
Chang Taibao curled up on the ground, "Ouch, ouch, someone is going to be beaten to death, the one who made the mistake was that old bastard Chang Weihao, what does it have to do with me?
I am the one who got implicated. My life is miserable. Oh my God!"
Xiao Zhenzhen: “…”
Ying'er: "..."
Zhou Yiqing frowned, "Why are you howling like a ghost? You are a man, how can you cry about such a small matter?"
"I, I'm not a boy, I'm, I'm a girl."
Xiao Zhenzhen: "He said he was a woman?"
"Yeah." Zhen'er nodded, her eyes widened, her lips pursed, and she looked like she didn't dare to breathe deeply.
No matter how you look at it, although Chang Taibao is a little feminine, you can still tell that he is a man, right?
Isn't there still a Adam's apple?
Yes, there is an Adam's apple, Xiao Zhenzhen frowned. Besides, didn’t Zhou Yiqing castrate him that day?
So, no matter what kind of thing it was, it couldn't be a woman!
Zhou Yiqing smiled, "You said you are a woman..."
"I, I am a woman in my heart," Chang Taibao's voice became smaller and smaller, and he suddenly looked up at Zhou Yiqing, "It's you who made me completely lose the characteristics of a man. Now I am a complete woman!"
Xiao Zhenzhen couldn't help laughing, she held her stomach and laughed, "You, you are so funny."
Ying'er also chuckled and started laughing. She had never seen a man say that he was a woman.
Xiao Zhenzhen walked past Chang Taibao and stood with Zhou Yiqing.
Ying'er also chased after him, fearing that Chang Taibao would grab her feet, and felt uncomfortable all over.
Zhou Yiqing looked at Xiao Zhenzhen, "Zhen'er, how are you going to punish him?"
Chang Taibao puffed his cheeks, looking a bit cute, "Miss, please punish me, but it's vegetarian. Can you be a little lighter, like punishing me to eat meat, drink wine, or dance?"
"Yes, sinners can dance."
Xiao Zhenzhen opened her eyes wide, "You can dance?"
"Well, the sinner can do everything. There is nothing that the sinner cannot do, except what the young lady cannot think of." Chang Taibao said, and he also gestured and learned a trick.
Xiao Zhenzhen clapped her hands, "This is just like the big monkey in the zoo, hahahaha, not bad, what else can you do?"
"The sinner can also do, cock-a-doodle-doo... the rooster crows, hissing... " Chang Taibao began a series of ventriloquist performances. The sounds he made corresponded to his movements, which became funnier and funnier as you watched them.
Xiao Zhenzhen and Ying'er both laughed out loud.
"Stop, stop, stop showing off, I'm dying of laughter..." Xiao Zhenzhen waved her hands, "You, you are the son of a prefect, how can you know these things?"
Aren’t these what actors learn?
Chang Taibao had a bitter face, "I, I am uneducated and unskilled, I only think about how to eat, drink and have fun..."
"I thought, I am the son of the governor, I have no worries about food and clothing in this life, but who knew that old man Chang Weihao would be so crazy that he would rebel!"
"Ah, Miss, General, I have never thought of rebelling. It is this old bastard with a good stomach who has to rebel!"
"You, Chang Weihao is your biological father, why are you cursing him like this?"
"He is my biological father, but he forced my mother to be his concubine. Later, he invited people to drink, and the thief got drunk and forced my mother, so he gave my mother away!"
"Wha, what..."
"But, but isn't your mother the wife of the prefect?" Xiao Zhenzhen had a look of overjoyed delight.
"No, I was already six years old at that time! My mother knew that she would definitely be taken away by someone, so she told me over and over again that if I got sick, I should pretend that my brain was burned out. From then on, I would only recognize the wife of the governor as my mother. My mother said that Chang Weihao might, possibly, take care of me until I grow up for my mother's sake, wuwuwu..."
As he spoke, Chang Taibao started crying.
Xiao Zhenzhen's eyes also turned red when she saw this, "So you are so pitiful."
Zhou Yiqing said: "How can he be pitiful? He has killed so many good families. Ahem, young man!"
Chang Taibao opened his mouth wide, like a living treasure, with aggrieved eyes full of tears, "No, no, I paid them, they were willing, and, and every time I was the one on the bottom, if they were unhappy, could they--"
"What can it be?"
"If they don't want to, can I still do it? Can it be a good thing?" Chang Taibao said aggrievedly, tears still falling, "I, my sincerity is trampled on by others."
"Oh my god, I'm so unlucky. Why am I so unlucky? I didn't do anything wrong. I just chose the man I liked. Why did that bastard rebel?"
"I don't know anything!"
Chang Taibao feels so wronged.
Ying'er cried and screamed, her eyes were red because of what Chang Taibao said, "Miss, he, he seems to be really miserable."
Xiao Zhenzhen: “…”
Zhou Yiqing: “!!!”
"People like this don't deserve sympathy!" Zhou Yiqing felt sick when he thought about how he treated him. He didn't like men!
"Zhen'er, how do you think we should punish him?"
Punish him cleanly and then take him away!
Xiao Zhenzhen frowned, then tugged on Zhou Yiqing's sleeve, "He is indeed pitiful."
He lost his mother at a young age.
I also have to pretend to have amnesia and live a heartless life.
The young general looked at her plain fingers placed on his dark sleeves, like a white lotus blooming in the mud, "He, but it's all his one-sided words. Once, he was ready to rob--" Me!
Chang Taibao said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but my father pushed me into a corner. He warned me that if I didn't continue the family line, he would no longer care about me. I had no other choice but to resort to this desperate measure!"
"Don't try to quibble! All your theories are crooked and unorthodox!"
Xiao Zhenzhen regained some of her sanity, "Yes, it's a good thing it was us that she met, if it was another girl, you might have already succeeded!"
Chang Taibao waved his hands, "No, no, if I take Miss Zhou, no, if I take the young general back, I will definitely let her choose a husband of her dreams, and then let their children become the grandchildren of the prefectural governor's mansion and enjoy wealth and glory. What's wrong with that?"
Xiao Zhenzhen: "Let 'her' choose her ideal husband?"
"Well, I will give him money and arrange a job for him, so that they can live a worry-free life. The child will just call me dad and her man godfather. After a long time, if she doesn't want to enjoy the good life in the prefect's mansion, then she can divorce him and let him go. She can still live with her beloved man until old age!"
"You're so kind?"
"God knows, I am a woman myself, ahem, I understand women's nature, how could I not understand how difficult it is for women, how could I oppress women?" Chang Taibao cried, "If you can find the silver bracelet, ask him, I'm really not that bad!"