Chapter 736 Weird uncle! Worse than a beast!
"Dongfang, your children are grown up now. You don't have to think about being a nanny all the time. You should work hard and contribute more to the country, okay?" Ma Kangri spoke in an official tone.
"I advise you to go as far as you can after you pay the bill. I'm tired of your bureaucratic rhetoric!"
"Hahahaha, after paying the bill, where are you going to go, Kangri?" Lu Fang asked with a smile.
Ma Kangri, "I want to go to outer space but I can't. When I go to foreign countries, they will have wars. I am so pitiful!"
"Hahaha, Dongfang, you are really good at talking. I have never been abroad. We need political review and official business to go abroad.
"Who among you has been abroad? Which foreign country is better?" Han Yan asked everyone.
“Ask the East!”
"The Big Apple City, the capital of the Eagle Sauce, followed by the capital of the Big Rooster, the capital of the Bull, and the capitals of several major countries are all suitable for women to go to.
The capitals of several large countries in the East are generally similar to our country in the past. You may not be able to buy some items! "
"You've been to a lot of countries. If I have the chance, I'll go there too. I'll retire there! Why are these countries so good?"
“Great place for shopping!”
"knew!"
Ma Hua, "Women who don't want to work can retire at 50 now. When can Dongfang retire? What about Lu Fang?"
“If I can’t get promoted, I’ll have to retire at 60, and the ministerial level must retire at 65!” Lu Fang replied.
"I will retire, and you will be completely old, or the grass on your grave will be ten feet high, and there are still 43 years left!"
“There are still 43 years left. How is it possible to retire at the age of 85!” Han Yan was surprised to hear this.
"Don't be surprised. He is a great master who can live for 200 years without any illness. 85 years old is nothing?" Lu Fang spoke calmly.
"Look at this guy's face, he is much younger than us, 200 years old. I am so envious!" Ma Kangri was envious and jealous again.
"Dongfang, you look young. How do you maintain your looks? You only look 30!"
"You women still like to maintain your beauty, but I don't need to maintain my beauty. The Grand Master can delay aging!"
"Is that so?" Han Yan was a little disappointed.
“This is an Eastern skill, we can’t learn it, I’ve given up hope a long time ago.
Think about it, when Dongfang was 100 years old, he lied to the little girl with a 30-year-old face. What a weird uncle! "Ma Kangri smiled.
“I envy you so much!”
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Lu Fang, "Dongfang, everything is fine now. Why are you busy dealing with the Russians and the Eagles? Will they fight or not?"
"Whether they fight or not has nothing to do with our country. I just want to protect the country and the people and don't want to get involved in their affairs.
I'm arresting people now, Lu Fang, be careful, if you dare to commit corruption, I'll arrest you without negotiation! "Cao Dongfang said with a smile.
"I have done nothing wrong and I have never taken anything from anyone!" Lu Fang said righteously.
"This time it's basically the officials and the mafia who are polluting the air. It's been less than four years and they're looking for excitement!"
"From what you said, there are quite a lot of people here. Is it a big deal to embezzle a little money?"
"Haha, you just don't understand the darkness of the night during the day, you have earned your money through your own ability.
They are also corrupt officials, they just broke the law, so arresting them will purify the country's atmosphere. We have to arrest them, they are all corrupt officials, what will the country do? "
"As a senior military officer, what are you doing in charge of local affairs?"
"It's only been seven years, and you've forgotten that I'm the top leader of the Imperial Guard.
But don't worry, it's not illegal for you to find a woman. I won't tell Tang Juan, and I won't arrest you. We are good friends, right? "Cao Dongfang smiled.
"Get lost! I'm not looking for a woman. It's meaningless. I'm just like Liuxia Hui, I'm not susceptible to temptation." Ma Kangri hurriedly refuted the rumor.
"Haha, just like Liuxia Hui, he is not a normal man, or his gender is not male. Can people write about him casually?" Cao Dongfang said with a smile.
“Hahahaha, I’m dying of laughter!”
"I won't tell you anymore, Liuxia Hui is a good man!"
“I don’t know if he is a good person or not, but the woman in his arms knows. It may be that the woman is too ugly. I have never seen her, so there is no picture and no truth.
Let me tell you a story. A man and a woman were sleeping in a bed. They didn't know each other. There was a...
The man didn't touch the woman all night...he was afraid of being treated as a beast!
The next day, the woman woke up and slapped the man in the face, saying, "You are worse than an animal." "Kang Ri understands!" Cao Dongfang told the story with a smile.
"Hahahaha, Dongfang is still the one who would say that this man is worse than a beast!" Han Yan laughed.
"Alas, we men have such a hard life. Nothing is right for us. It's so difficult!" Ma Kangri sighed.
“Dongfang once said that when you encounter something like this, you should ‘take life and death lightly, and fight if you don’t agree’.
What are you afraid of? Throw out 10 yuan in cash afterwards and everything will be solved! "Lu Fang smiled.
"Get out! I am a serious person!" said Ma Kangri.
Ma Hua, "When he is serious, he is not a human being!"
“Hahahaha, the way you talk is so interesting, this is the first time I know this.
You two high-ranking officials, two big bosses, are talking like this, aren't you afraid of being heard? "Han Yan asked.
"I'm not afraid of being heard. We are all human beings and should speak human language, especially among friends. What does it matter if outsiders hear it?
It’s okay for men to say a few words about women together, but you women will go even further when you are together, don’t take it seriously!
"Yeah, that's good. Talking to colleagues is not as good as talking to friends!"
“When using workplace language, be cautious!”
"Dongfang, you seem to know everything. I never realized it before. I only knew that you were polite, unlike them!"
"This guy is so hidden, everything he does is normal!"
"Yes!"
Ma Kangri, "You're free tonight, let's go there for dinner!"
“East, where to go!”
"Anti-Japanese decision, everything except Tan's cuisine is fine!"
"Tan's cuisine has been open for almost a year. It's quite famous. I've eaten there and it tastes good!" Ma Kangri asked in confusion.
"It's not the taste. They need to reserve seats and have their own rules. I don't like having a stranger sitting next to my friends when I'm eating!"
“It’s uncomfortable to have strangers around when having a meal with friends!”
"Then let's go to the Friendship Hotel! I'll call and reserve a table for you!"
"Can!"
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After finishing the meal, Cao Dongfang returned to the courtyard at eight o'clock. The children were all on holiday, and the courtyard was very lively.
It wasn't completely dark yet, so everyone was having fun.
Many adults were there too.
Duoduo was also playing in the yard with Zhao Pingan.
"Hello, Dad, you're back! Hello, uncle, hello!" The four children greeted Cao Dongfang.
"Hello Uncle Dongfang!" There are other children too.
"Hello, Dongfang (Brother Dongfang), you're back!" Song Xianxian and several women asked.
"Now that you're back, what are you talking about?"
"I didn't say anything, I was just talking about the country's issuance of treasury bonds. Brother Dongfang, shall we buy them?"
"It's higher than the bank interest rate. Don't buy gold for now. If you don't know what to do, you can buy government bonds!"
"The country has issued similar treasury bonds before, but the amount was not large. This time it's 1000 billion at a time. I wonder if it can be sold out!" Yi Zhonghai came over and asked.
“No problem, the amount of money in people’s hands is different now, at least it has increased by more than 300 yuan.
The last donation to the navy was 747 billion, so 1000 billion is not much! "Cao Dongfang smiled.
“Yes, the situation is different now. Ordinary people have money, not just us. Too few people eat coarse grains now.
They buy meat in batches of several kilograms at a time! They are all well-off! "Yi Zhonghai agreed with this statement.
Qin Huairu, "It's better to be rich. I couldn't even imagine what life was like 20 years ago!"
"That's right, now that I have money, I can eat whatever I want and buy whatever I want. It's much better than before!"
"So, you are wearing fancy clothes now, and you are willing to buy a cheongsam for 8000 yuan." Cao Dongfang teased the women with a smile.
Qin Huairu, "If you have money and it fits you, just buy it and wear it. You can't live your whole life without wearing a decent cheongsam!"
“It’s a little expensive, but a lot of people buy it!”
"Why is it so expensive? It's only 20,000 yuan. It's not available anywhere else, silly woman. It's the fabric that the Empress wore before!"
Song Xianxian, "Hahaha, Jingru, these are tributes from the past. Dongfang gave them to Chen Xueru. 100 pieces a year, and at most 440 sets of cheongsam can be made!"
"Is that so? I really don't know! There's nothing outside!"
"No!"