Chapter 754: Sister Jiao 4
Wu Xie followed his uncle to attend the funeral of an elder, but when he went up to bow, he saw the corpse bounce up.
Wu Xie cried out and retreated behind his uncle.
"Uncle San, he's pretending to be dead, pretending to be dead!!!"
In fact, not only Wu Xie was startled, but all the guests were startled.
Even Wu Sanxing was in the same situation. He almost tried to use the donkey's hoof in the dark to let the person get up, but he couldn't find anything and was pulled backwards by his nephew.
"Grass" is a type of plant.
However, many people in the funeral hall had the same reaction, so no one paid attention to them.
The family members hurried forward, "Dad, hold him down, hurry up and get the rope."
Just like that, a group of young people who didn't believe in science, all had their three views shattered.
No wonder the country said cremation was necessary. Some people couldn't bear it and fainted. Wu Xie felt that he was so great that he didn't faint and even protected his uncle.
In a panic, he quickly ran away with his uncle.
When getting in the car, he said that he was very brave and asked the driver to drive back to the Wu family's old house quickly.
He needs a safe place to calm down. Brother Xiaoman, I need you, woohoo.
He didn't see Wu Sanxing's complicated look. What should he do? Second brother, Wu Xie really came back to life.
And when Wu Xie left, he found that the body had been pressed down.
This is over soaked.
No, he has to try again. If it is true, Wu Xie can't even go to the grave, let alone pass by the funeral.
At this time, the frightened Wu Xie was still chattering until he returned to the Wu family.
Wu Xie opened the door like a puppy, went to find Brother Xiaoman, and cried while hugging Xiaoman.
"Brother Xiaoman, Brother Xiaoman, wow, I am a dead body, no, I saw someone's dead body."
Next, the college graduate burst into tears.
Brother Xiaoman: . . . .
His fur was wet.
Sometimes being a dog is really helpless.
And to comfort people.
That night Wu Xie slept with Brother Xiaoman.
Wu Sanxing: . . . .
He told his second brother what happened today, and the two of them sat in silence in the study for a long time.
"Try another funeral."
So Wu Xie was taken by his uncle to stroll around the funeral, but he didn't go in, and then he reappeared as a corpse inside.
When the police station received the call, they thought someone was kidding them. But when they arrived at the scene, they saw a dead person jumping around in funeral clothes, and the guests were screaming and hiding everywhere.
Policeman: . . . . .
It doesn't matter, they are masculine young men and are not afraid. Some people even think it was intentional, but when they went up to arrest the person, there was no pulse, no pulse, still no pulse.
Then he let out a howl and ran away, but halfway through he ran back trembling.
Serve the people.
The old policeman knew what was going on, so he called the crematorium and had the man taken there to be cremated.
There was a similar situation some time ago, so he has experience in this kind of thing.
But after they appeared one after another, Wu Xie felt that the spiritual energy was reviving and he was going to cultivate immortality.
This child doesn't think it's his problem at all.
Except for the first time, they just watched from afar the rest of the time. How could it possibly have anything to do with him?
He is not Long Aotian and does not have that confidence.
Wu Erbai, who didn't believe in superstition, also took Wu Xie out once, but he became silent when he came back.
He asked Wu Sanxing to abandon his plan.
Wu Sansheng didn't say anything. He had paid too much for this plan and he couldn't bring himself to give up.
"What if you don't give up? There is more than one way. Moreover, given Xiao Xie's situation, there is no need to go down to the tomb. From the top of the tomb, we can make the things inside come back to life and bang their heads against the wall."
Sometimes things are just so speechless and even more incredible than you think.
Wu Sanxing had already gone insane.
Jie Lianhuan was relieved. In fact, for so many years, he had no idea what he was doing.
He was in the light and Wu Sanxing was in the dark, and he and Wu Xie spent most of their time together.
When that moment really came, he was the one who was reluctant to leave.
He now finally understood what his father said, you will regret it. In fact, he is the dumbest child in the Jie family.
He felt sorry for the Jie family and also sorry for Wu Xie.
He knew Wu Sanxing would not give up.
Sure enough, many things have changed their taste a long time ago.
Beijing.
The last time Jiaoli Qiao saw Hai Xing, he felt that Xie Yuchen might have good luck in love.
As expected, Hai Xing asked Jie Yuchen if he liked her.
Xie Yuchen: . . . .
Can he call the police? He really wants to call the police.
"Thank you, no."
At this moment, Xie Yuchen felt that working overtime was a good idea.
He loves to work overtime.
When he entered the study with the documents, he was glad that the other person was not the kind of person who would pester him.
But, um. (′▽｀)
Is this really true?
Jiaoli Qiao was pestered by Hai Xing and asked many questions about Jie Yuchen's preferences.
"So, you shouldn't just look at the face."
Zhang Haixing took the cup of scented tea, looked at it with satisfaction and took a sip.
"Of course not. His character, ability, physique, principles, and behavior are all top-notch. Isn't it normal for him to be liked?"
"Besides, when I choose a father for my child, I have to choose a good one. I don't plan to live with him anyway."
"It's just a proper physiological need. And what if we have children? It won't be good if it's too bad."
The Zhang family is extremely concerned with appearance.
To some extent, looking at one's face is also a way to screen for excellent genes.
"What about you? You haven't seen anyone you like in all these years. Don't you think the Zhang family is good enough?"
Jiaoliqiao was almost amused by Zhang Haixing's words.
"You, I'm so old now. My youthful spirit has long gone. I look at you like a grandmother looking at her grandchildren."
Besides, having met so many brilliant people, her threshold has been infinitely raised.
Her world is big, and love is the most insignificant thing.
She has her own vast world.
Hai Xing is still young and has infinite curiosity about the world. Adolescents are always enthusiastic.
Love this world passionately.
As for her, her mentality has long been calm.
There aren't many things that can touch her.
Your Majesty, Li Xiangyi, and I, the humble official, are the highlights of her life.
As for those who didn't live long, she no longer remembered what they looked like, but her heart felt heavy when she thought of them, as if they were still alive.
Drinking scented tea, looking at the spring scenery, and wanting to go crazy.
So he took Xiao Zhang and his men to Jiumen to arrest people late at night, spanning several provinces. Jiumen was in a panic, and so many people were missing that they did not dare to call the police.
Zhang Qishan’s coffin was gone, Zhang Rishan was gone, half of the property of the Crescent Hotel was gone, and the same was basically true for the other hotels.
It's all tangerine peel.
When Chenpi was about to be taken away, he was stopped by Zhang Qilin.
"Sister, leave this here."
He still quite likes the evil side of Chenpi.
Very pure.
Jiao Li Qiao:. . . . . .
Well, it’s rare that I like it, so I’ll leave one for him.
As for Hei Xia Zi, he can't get up. Don't underestimate Zhang Qilin's learning ability.