Chapter 762 Debt Collection from Pam
Myth is like a paperhanger, he goes wherever he is needed.
Sunan was already accustomed to Mi Si's behavior, so he didn't take any action or do anything else.
After sending most of his consciousness back to his body, he opened his eyes and what came into view was the stunningly beautiful face of his wife Egolia.
"You're back?" Egolia yawned softly. "Now that you're back, you should pay your dues."
"?" A question mark slowly appeared above Su Nan's head, "I came back this time for..."
However, Egolia did not give Sunan any time to react. She grabbed him and then "refined him in an instant."
The continent of Teyvat, Holy Lemuria, the back garden of the Temple of Poseidon.
After a long time, Sunan's mouth twitched slightly. He turned his head to look at the radiant Egolia, not knowing what to say.
"By the way, didn't you say you had something important to do when you came back?" Egolia asked, as if she had just remembered that Sunan had something important to deal with.
"It was an important matter, but it's not now." Su Nan was a little helpless.
"What do you mean?" Egolia blinked her big eyes.
"It was the Star God in another universe who found the passage between the two universes, so I rushed over immediately after noticing this situation." Sunan explained:
"If that guy dares to come in, I will block the passage and kill him."
At this point, a trace of regret flashed across Su Nan's eyes.
"It's a pity that this guy really wanted to live and didn't actually enter our universe."
“Is that so…” Egolia looked thoughtful, “Is that guy… very strong?”
"He...is not that strong, but a very smart guy." Sunan thought about it and made a fair judgment, "Although he definitely can't beat me, it will still be difficult for me to get rid of him."
"That guy is too smart. In just a short moment, he was able to deduce the information he needed from my many actions."
"It was just because I came in a hurry that the guy changed his mind about adding new variables."
"Now that you mention it, He sounds quite dangerous." Egolia moved to Sunan's side and gently poked his cheek with her fingertips. "I say, why do you always run around all day long?"
"Don't you even know how to accompany me?"
Egolia was a little dissatisfied, her cheeks puffed up.
"Uh...is it too late for me to accompany you now?" Su Nan was stunned. After thinking carefully, he found that the time he spent with his wife was indeed much shorter.
"Of course we're still in time." Egolia's eyes lit up slightly, and she reached out and grabbed Su Nan's collar, as if she was afraid that Su Nan would disappear in front of her in the next second, "You are not allowed to regret it."
"If you dare to go back on your word, I will... um... an hour... emmm..."
"I'll just ignore you for ten minutes!"
"Your way of threatening is quite fresh and unconventional." Sunan sighed softly and hugged Egolia's slender waist directly.
"Since I'm accompanying you, let's just treat it as a honeymoon."
"We have basically traveled all over Teyvat, so we're going to take a look at other planets. It's just what we have free time for..."
"Don't you have anything important to do in another universe?" When Egolia was about to agree with Sunan's idea, she thought of the cubs far away in another universe, so she asked with some concern.
"Hiss..." After Su Nan pondered for a moment, he shook his head and said, "Not yet."
"There is a backup in the Star God. Although He likes to play, He is quite reliable when it comes to serious matters."
"I have warned Lord Boshi once. I think even if he wants to take action, it will be before the God War begins."
"There is still a long time before the God War begins."
"As for the rest of them... I don't have any grudges against them. Even if I do, I can just beat them up and forget about it."
"If one meal is not enough, then have two. If two meals are not enough, then double it..."
"Anyway, consensus is achieved through fighting."
"I'm not talking about them!" Egolia frowned and said with some dissatisfaction: "I'm talking about our daughter!"
"Yaya and Nana, what if these two children are in danger?"
"Are they in danger..." Sunan thought of Yaliluo 6 who was surrounded by the original domain fleet some time ago, "It's good that they don't create danger for others."
"Besides, there are other people over there besides me."
"With them as a backup, there is no need to worry about too many problems."
"...I'm glad you know what's going on." Egolia glanced at Sunan, then took his hand and walked towards the bedroom again.
"?" A question mark slowly appeared above Su Nan's head.
"I remember that you ran for thousands of years. I think if you run five times a day, you must do it at least... more than three million times."
"I'll give you a zero and count it as four million times."
"?" Sunan expressed doubts about Egolia's mathematics.
"Round it up to ten million times." Egolia forcefully pulled Sunan back to the bedroom.
"Is this how you round off?" Su Nan wanted to protest, but was afraid of hurting his wife, so...
Duang!
Egolia hit someone with the ball, and Sunan said he couldn't bear it, so Egolia took the lead...
……
At the same time, on the Starry Sky Train.
"Oh ho ho ho ho~"
A slender figure with a funny mask on his face suddenly jumped out from the shadows and appeared directly in the center of the observation car.
The moment he appeared, the surrounding lights dimmed instantly, leaving only a beam of light falling straight from above his head.
The moment this scene appeared, everyone in the observation car subconsciously looked at him.
(Aha suddenly pulls off his mask and throws it into the air, his cape rising in an arc as he bows exaggeratedly)
“Oh, oh, oh, since you’re looking at me with your sparkling eyes—”
(The mask drew a fluorescent trail in the air, and he caught it with his backhand and put it back on his face, and his fingertips exploded into a string of small fireworks)
"I will mercifully share my secret!"
(He jumps onto the sofa in the observation car with one foot, and with a flick of his cape, he turns into a sky full of star butterflies flying around him)
"To keep the galaxy sneezing—"
(Suddenly hanging upside down on the railing that appeared out of nowhere, kicking his legs in a cheerful rhythm)
"To see the gears of fate get stuck in the teeth -"
(He bounces back to the ground with his hands on his hips, and a distorted smiling face star map appears behind him)
"With the evil of absurd truth——"
(Suddenly pulls out a small speaker that sprays colored ribbons and puts it in his mouth)
"Play the cute and foul-looking sound of chaos!"
(The colorful ribbons sprayed from the horn entangled his neck, and he hurriedly pulled them away, making a devilish laugh)
"I am——"
(He kneels on one knee and beats his chest. The star pattern on his cape suddenly lights up like neon.)
"A funny man dancing on the star tracks!"
(When jumping, three cards are thrown out, which turn into a lollipop, a mischievous spring, and a mechanical raven that can talk)
"we are --"
(The raven holds a lollipop in its mouth and bumps into a spring, croaking as it spins around)
"Thinking of the Galactic Conference as a carnival party——"
(Suddenly hugged his own shadow and did a funny waltz)
"The Joy Express!"
(He suddenly freezes and flicks his finger, turning the lights in the entire carriage into a rainbow spiral)
"Black hole? White hole? How about tonight——"
(Finally, he stepped onto the railing and opened his arms. The star map behind him split into countless funny masks.)
"Let all the unlucky people in the universe receive——"
(The masks collectively spit out ribbons and small paper hats, which fall all over the carriage)
“Oh, oh ...
This inexplicable scene, this inexplicable guy, and the words from the other party made Walter's eyes unconsciously become much more solemn.
"The Masked Fool..."
He murmured softly, realizing that he could not sense any aura from the funny masked man.
Ji Zi, who was sitting on a chair not far away, also had a serious look on her face.
Because the other person's appearance reminded her of a secret that happened long ago on the train...
In particular, this secret is related to "Him".
Ji Zi unconsciously looked at Fu Ningya who had stopped drinking tea, but saw that the young lady's brows unconsciously frowned.
"It's very likely..." Ji Zi thought to herself, "Even this young lady from the original domain is troubled, so the other party is most likely..."
"The Star God of Joy—Aha!"
Ji Zi and Walter looked at each other unconsciously, both feeling the difficulty.
To be precise, neither of them was qualified to feel difficult.
After all, this guy in front of me... is most likely a real Star God.
At this moment, a lovely scolding voice suddenly sounded.
"Drink! It's you!"
Everyone turned their eyes towards the source of the sound, only to see Pam holding a broom and glaring at the man with a funny mask with an angry look on her face.
"You damned bastard, pay me back now!"
Pam recalled that because the small treasury suddenly became empty, she had no snacks to eat for several years. After careful research, she was sure that it must be Aha's doing!
Because he felt that Aha had stolen his money, even if the other party turned into ashes, he could be sure that the other party was Aha!
(Aha's mask suddenly split into three pieces, revealing an exaggerated expression of shock underneath. He covered his chest with his hands and took a half step back.)
"Pam! How many Amber Ages have passed and you still remember that little pocket money!"
(Before he finished speaking, he suddenly turned around in a circle, and his cloak threw out countless gold coins, but they turned into soap bubbles all over the sky when Pam swung her broom)
"Listen to my explanation! That money was invested in the "Interstellar Surprise Blind Box Project"——"
(Suddenly he took out a mechanical penguin that could spit out coins from his sleeve, and the coins instantly turned into a clown doll when they hit the ground)
"Look! Each coin has a unique joy factor!"
(Pam's broomstick is against his waist. Aha jumps up onto the chandelier and swings his legs upside down.)
"Besides, you hid your little treasury in the quantum interlayer back then, and I just helped it increase its value across dimensions~"
(A mini firework tube popped out from his fingertips, and when it exploded above Pam's head, it turned into a fluorescent subtitle that read "I owe Pam 100 million credit points")
"Now let's calculate the principal and interest..."
(He suddenly pulls out a huge abacus, but the beads are small mechanical beasts that can bite people, jumping around on the abacus with a crackling sound)
"Ahem, anyway, it's a very happy number! Why don't we exchange the debt for——"
(Aha suddenly opened his arms, and a "Unlimited Prank Exemption Ticket" made of starlight appeared behind him)
"You give me the right to surprise you three times a day on the train! This way you can always monitor your return~"
(Pam's broom clatters to the ground, and her ears shake in anger)
"Who wants your crappy surprise! Last time you turned the emergency food cabinet into a food storage, we were starving for three days in a deserted galaxy!"
(Aha took the opportunity to flip down from the chandelier and stuffed a piggy bank that could sing the birthday song into Pam's arms)
"Then this time it will be upgraded to an anti-theft pig that will automatically call the police! Look -"
(The piggy bank suddenly sprayed out ribbons that wrapped around Pam's ears, and the pig's eyes lit up red: "Debt dispute detected, starting happy mediation mode~")
(Pam angrily ripped off the ribbon, only to find that Aha had already sneaked to the door of the carriage in the colorful mist of the explosion and was making an exaggerated face at her)
"Next time the train passes through the Gourmet Galaxy, I'll treat you to a tap-dancing jelly cake!"
(Before he finished speaking, he turned into thousands of stars and dissipated, leaving behind only the glimmering IOUs all over the floor - each with a funny mask with a different expression, and in the corner it was written crookedly: "The debtor is a puppy? No, it's the universe's number one happiest creditor who knows how to show off~")
When Pam saw the IOU, she was so angry that she was shaking all over and couldn't even walk steadily.
one two Three……
Damn~
Pam was so angry at Aha that she fainted...
Considering that the multiple changes in the scene before their eyes were a bit overwhelming, Walter and Ji Zi were silent for a long time before they remembered to help Pam up.
But after seeing Pam actually faint from anger...
The two of them looked at each other, and finally Walter took him back to the conductor's room.
Ji Zi stayed and came to Fu Ningya.
"That... Fu Ningya..." Ji Zi asked hesitantly: "That person just now..."
"Yes, that's right, just as you thought." Fu Ningya nodded calmly, "A long time ago, Aha secretly stole Pam's small treasury and only left an IOU in it."
"Calculating the time, it's been about three or four hundred Amber Eras?"
"Anyway, it's been quite a while."
"..." Ji Zi remained silent.
The Star God stole the train conductor's treasury...
If it was someone else, she might not believe it, but if it was Aha... it seemed like it was something the other person could do.
After all, it is well known that in order to have fun, the star god Aha often does everything he can.
"Then haha... why are you here?" Ji Zi asked hesitantly, but she had a bold idea in her mind.
She felt that this idea was very likely, but she couldn't say it out loud.