Chapter 767 "Yokai Co., Ltd. Employee Code"
He has already thought of a way to allow the monsters to collect fear points without causing too much imbalance between the red and black sides, resulting in him not having a good show to watch, and at the same time making a lot of money.
He usually spends money using the unlimited credit black card that Ayako gave him, making him seem like a gigolo.
Although this soft rice is really fragrant.
But seeing that the girls in his family were working hard for their respective careers, and Lian Yuanzi had begun to seriously learn how to manage a dumpling shop, as a lazy person, he couldn't help but feel ashamed of himself and decided to turn things around.
As for how to translate...
Hanyu Kusunoki tapped the lab table with his fingers. "Shiho, what do you think would happen if we asked the monsters to go to the Black Organization and the FBI to collect fear points?"
Shiho tilted her head and thought for a moment, then began to analyze: "With the speed at which these organizations gather intelligence, after the initial panic, they will definitely be able to collect information about monsters as soon as possible. However... even if they collect the information, I don't think they will have a way to deal with the monsters..."
At this point, the brown-haired girl seemed to suddenly think of the function of the Purification Spring that Hanyu Kusunoki just mentioned. Her eyes lit up and she seemed to understand something: "You mean... we can sell the Purification Spring as 'Exorcism Holy Water'?"
"Smart." Hanyu Kusunoki snapped his fingers, "But to be more precise, it's 'devil-seeing water' and 'exorcism weapon'."
He explained in detail: "If you make diluted spring water into eye drops, ordinary people can see the traces of monsters for a short time; if you apply it on weapons, it can cause damage to monsters. Of course..."
Hanyu Kusunoki paused deliberately and smiled meaningfully. "This effect is not permanent. It will slowly decrease over time, just like a battery will run out of power. So they need to 'replenish energy' regularly, which means using the spring water we provide again."
Shiho immediately understood what he meant: "Continuous consumption... like the relationship between printers and ink cartridges?"
However, their printers and ink cartridges are all from the same source.
True - produce and sell by yourself.
On the one hand, the monsters are required to collect the fear value in the hearts of the organization members, and on the other hand, they are forced to spend money to buy exorcism props. The key is that these props are disposable consumables.
If you don't buy it, you can only wait to be attacked madly by the monsters that follow you like shadows, and fall into endless fear.
"Hiss~ You are a pure profiteer!"
Thinking of that scene, Shiho couldn't help but take a deep breath.
Produce and sell by yourself, even capitalists are not so ruthless. They are going to suck the organization and intelligence organizations like the FBI dry until nothing is left!
Hanyu Kusunoki raised an eyebrow and said, "I'll give you 20%."
Shiho: "Add me in."
Without any hesitation, the cool brown-haired girl chose to join the profiteer group.
There was no other reason, it was just that her elder sister discovered the private money she had hidden the day before yesterday, and now she urgently needed a new sum of private money to add to her bag room.
As for whether the organization and the FBI live or die, what does it have to do with her?
Nothing is more important than her private money.
Looking at Shiho who had agreed to join, Hanyu Kusunoki smiled with satisfaction.
Making money is just an afterthought.
The main reason was that he wanted to give Gin and the others some fun.
Life cannot always be too dull, like a stagnant pool of water without ripples. It must have ups and downs, and stormy waves. Only then can life be more interesting.
As for him, he was just responsible for sitting on the shore, eating melons and watching the show.
Speaking of melons...
"This melon tastes good. I'll ask Mingmei to grow two more later."
Hanyu Nan took a bite of the icy watermelon. The sweet juice spread in his mouth and slid down his throat. He narrowed his eyes comfortably and couldn't help but sigh.
When he was playing Plants vs. Zombies, he always wanted to taste what ice watermelon tasted like, and now his wish has finally come true.
Miyano Shiho rolled her eyes at him unhappily, "So what's the specific plan?"
The girl has completely entered into the state of business planning, with a shrewd gleam in her ice-blue eyes.
Hanyu Kusunoki snapped his fingers, and the door of the laboratory suddenly opened. A group of monsters that had just escaped floated back trembling.
"First, we need to provide on-the-job training for our employees." He clapped his hands, like an HR of a shady company. "Everyone, I have good news. From today on, you don't have to be sliced and studied by the scientist lady every day."
The monsters looked at each other, and the flame of the lantern ghost flickered, as if expressing doubt.
"The bad news is," Hanyu Kusunoki smiled brightly, "you are going to start your official work."
The rock cracks on Tu Bi's body twisted into a crying face: "Master, can we choose to continue to be studied?"
"No." Miyano Shiho and Hanyu Kusunoki said in unison.
"Ahem," Hanyu Kusunoki cleared his throat, took out a whiteboard, and began to write down the "Yokai Co., Ltd. Employee Code". "Article 1: Only people on a specific list may be frightened, including but not limited to members of the Black Organization, intelligence personnel from the FBI, CIA, and other countries, and illegal criminals..."
Tang Paper Umbrella Monster spun and floated to the front: "What about ordinary people?"
"Absolutely prohibited." Hanyu Kusunoki's expression suddenly became serious. "If I find anyone harassing ordinary citizens..."
He pointed at Miyano Shiho who was mixing some suspicious green liquid, "That scientist will be very happy to get new experimental materials."
The monsters shuddered collectively, and the flame of the lantern ghost turned bluish-white.
"Second rule," Hanyu Kusunoki continued, "the target's fear output must be recorded for each operation, and spiritual energy allowances will be issued based on performance at the end of the month."
Yingcao raised her hand timidly and said in a small voice: "Well...what if the other party is not afraid?"
"Then use your creativity!" Hanyu Kusunoki said angrily, "You are monsters! Where is the scary wisdom passed down for thousands of years? For example..."
He turned to the three Amazaki brothers and said, "You three, go give Gin a 'surprise' now."
Tian Xie Gui Lu looked confused: "Who is Gin?"
Miyano Shiho pulled up a photo on her tablet, and the cold face of the silver-haired killer appeared on the screen: "This person, codenamed Gin, is always dressed in black, wearing a black hat, and is followed by a man in sunglasses who looks like an orangutan."
Hanyu Kusunoki added: "Remember, in the first stage, just make him aware of your presence, don't go too far."
"understand!"
The three evil spirits responded in unison and then disappeared into the air.
Miyano Shiho raised an eyebrow: "Are you sure this is feasible?"
"Don't worry," Hanyu Kusunoki nibbled a watermelon leisurely, "when they get scared and panic, they'll cry and beg to buy our 'exorcism package'."