Chapter 782 Eating Mushrooms 2
Zhang Qilin’s bedtime story at night was Zizhi Tongjian, and he slept very soundly. He recognized all the words, but he just didn’t understand why their brains were so special.
he does not like.
Li Ningyu: I don’t expect your brain to fit in, but you have to put it out for me.
Passing by Zhang Qilin's room, she seemed to sigh. There was really no conspiracy in his mind.
You are so sincere, what will you do if you meet a bad person?
Over the past few decades, they have been hopping on trains, traveling all over the country.
Li Ningyu looked at his merits and virtues rising rapidly, but he did not feel too happy.
If her merits no longer increase, that would be a good time.
After traveling around the world a lot, it's normal for people to become abnormal.
In the past few decades, they can be regarded as the pesticides of the motherland. Apart from the still painful memory of Zhang Qilin, Li Ningyu sometimes wants to open his brain to see whether it is sea water or bitter gourd water.
There was a period of time when Zhang Qilin was sleepwalking and wanted to go to Changbai Mountain. It didn’t matter. Li Ningyu was angry and threw the Wang family who were following him everywhere in.
Then Zhang Qilin's eyes became clear.
"Sister, I'm clear-headed now."
"It's good that you're awake. If you're not awake, I'll shock you awake. You won't want to try."
Zhang Qilin: . . . . .
He looked at Li Ningyu's small hand. It was this hand that could give people an electric shock, and it was always effective.
When he couldn't catch any fish, his sister would put her hand in the water, and then they would have lots of fish.
Innate fishing holy body.
Fisherman: …
Cheating, this is cheating!!!
Since the last time, Zhang Qilin has been very well behaved.
It wasn't him who wanted to enter the bronze door, it was the bronze door that seduced him.
No, it is the ultimate control over him.
Li Ningyu agreed, and then she fired a big shot into the bronze door.
When they were going down the mountain, the house on Changbai Mountain collapsed.
When the rumbling sound occurred, I don’t know how many people’s ultimate dreams were shattered.
It’s all in the news.
Wang Family: . . . .
Nine Gates: . . . .
The Zhang family: . . . .
It’s ruined, the house collapsed, their happy old home collapsed.
This is not right. This is not okay.
In Changbai Mountain, which has been under surveillance by certain people, the sound of a broken heart was heard.
If the world hadn't changed so much and Li Ningyu had forgotten the Wang family's happy hometown, she would definitely send them to see God, what a bunch of lunatics.
I'm not afraid of just one psychopath, I'm afraid of a group of psychopaths.
Anyway, since I was already in Changbai Mountain, I went back to the Zhang family’s old house.
Li Ningyu began to search. You wouldn't believe that the Zhang family couldn't find anything bad, so she waved her hand and took them all away. She also liked this building very much. The Zhang family's aesthetic taste is still good, simple and elegant.
I feel that the royal gardens are not as grand as theirs.
Zhang Qilin was watching from behind, stretched out his hand, and then retracted it.
He cannot see.
He couldn't see anything.
It doesn't matter. He is the head of the Zhang family anyway. They said so themselves. He is the head of the family, so everything in the family belongs to him. What's wrong with him giving it to his sister?
Besides, if you have the guts, come and argue with his sister.
They couldn't beat their sister, and he couldn't beat her either.
My sister can discharge electricity.
He doesn't want to become gray.
Last time I wanted my sister to roast a chicken, but she lost control and the chicken turned into charcoal.
Sister, it is better to use an iron pot to cook, as it won’t turn into carbon.
My sister’s cooking is delicious.
Li Ningyu: . . . .
It would be strange if it didn’t taste good. I’ve experienced a lot in the world and always wanted to eat some delicious food from my hometown. Naturally, I’ve developed the skill slowly and naturally.
Otherwise, who would cook for her?
She has a lot of time, so she must find something interesting to do.
Meet new people and do new things.
In the end, I discovered that the most beautiful people in the world are also the most evil people in the world.
But she can choose to look at some, such as the silly roe deer in front of her.
It is this kind of silly and clear-minded person that she wants to protect.
Punish evil and protect good.
As for the trial, that is the business of the King of Hell. Li Ningyu is only responsible for sending them down.
They now live in Yunnan, which is a beautiful place.
It's also really fun.
Zhang Qilin has also taken a flower petal bath, but he didn’t think he smelled very good, unlike the Fragrant Concubine on TV.
She has butterflies flying around, and he has bees chasing after him, and these things are not afraid of unicorn blood.
But I am afraid of electricity.
Li Ningyu sat on a tree branch and watched the silly child being chased everywhere. Finally, the bee got tired and went home.
Zhang Qilin didn't feel tired at all. He even had fun playing with bees.
This little bit of exercise is just a little bit of water.
Not tired at all.
But this stunned the children in the village.
It is said that people who eat mushrooms are brave. A little girl followed Zhang Qilin and asked him to hold her next time he was chased by bees. She also wanted to be a monkey.
Zhang Qilin: . . . .
They made an appointment for tomorrow, and then the little girl felt the feeling of the plane, flying up and down, and flying all over the woods.
Others walk their birds, they walk their bees.
Later, the bees ignored them because all the children in the village had tried it.
You have to know that this is Yunnan. Zhang Qilin must have something special to gain the trust of the children.
They also made an appointment to eat mushrooms together.
Li Ningyu: . . . .
This thing isn't very poisonous, but it's embarrassing. But then again, it's really delicious.
The more poisonous, the tastier it is.
When the little Qilin came back, he said that what his friend ate was not poisonous enough.
He likes poisonous ones.
Tastes good.
In other words, he relied on his Qilin blood and created as much as he wanted.
Li Ningyu did not put down the bowl in his hand while talking about others.
So fragrant!
She is not afraid of poison. She will electrocute herself and the poison will decompose quickly.
However, most people should not compare themselves with them.
They are in better health.
You won’t die from eating it.
A normal person would just lie there with a red umbrella and a white pole.
In fact, Yunnan is a magical place with many ethnic groups and a high degree of freedom. Of course, there are also many people who eat themselves to death on mushrooms every year.
But eating all the mushrooms can also be considered a happy funeral, and it feels magical.
She seemed to see Tom and Jerry.
Little Qilin was different. He saw the chickens and ducks at home talking to him, telling him not to eat them, because they were the brothers of his adoptive father and mother.
We are of the same root, so why are we so anxious to fight each other?
The flowers outside all turned into elves, and they were blue.
Even the door frame has become refined.
The two were quite famous in the village for their performance of catching villains without any props.
Later he was forcibly sent to the hospital.
They saw a group of mushroom people trying to catch them, and then they ran wildly around the hospital.
Hospital:....
Goddess, here comes another difficult person.
doctor:....
Damn it, he has demonized us again. It seems he is seriously ill.
Nurse:....
Don't look at them, hold them down.
Zhang Qilin and Li Ningyu were harder to press than the pigs during the Chinese New Year. In other words, they knew in their hearts that they were hallucinating, but there were a bunch of mushroom people surrounding them, and they really couldn't help but run, and there was also a rat man there.
With a howl, they ran away again.
They don't want mice.
In the end, the nurse gave each of them a sedative, one on the leg and the other on the buttocks, and they all became obedient.
village head:.....
He was laughing so hard that he leaned against the door frame and couldn't straighten his back. I've told you not to eat indiscriminately. There are always so many people who risk their lives every year.
I thought we were going to have a feast.
Next time.
I won’t let them eat randomly, so I’d better let them come to my house to eat.
They know what's going on.