Chapter 817: Shame of the Pillar God

"No, no, no! It's better for us to be safe..."

After stealing a glance at the crow on his shoulder as if he was looking at a "big fool", the crow, whose heart was chilled by [Disaster Avoidance], hurriedly shook his head and refused with a wry smile:
"My idea is that since the situation is still within your control, there is no need to rush to change it. Otherwise, we might end up making the situation worse."

"Don't worry, the truth can never be changed, so until the story is completely over, nothing will happen to you no matter where you are."

Seeing through what the thrush was afraid of at a glance, the black crow's pupils moved quickly twice, and then said softly with a meaningful tone:
"Even if I wanted to harm you and forcibly ended the [Bedtime Story] after you were caught by the God of Food, don't you still have the truth that can 100% avoid him?"

"?!!!"

The biggest secret in his heart was exposed on the spot. Thrush's pupils suddenly shrank, and then his face instantly turned red. He shrank his neck and asked hesitantly:

"You...how did you know that?!"

"..."

I just saw you get nervous when you mentioned the God of Cookery, so I just lied... and it turned out to be true!!!
Seeing the thrush's reaction which was two parts astonishment, three parts shame, and five parts at a loss, Wu You Zhi Shu, who got the answer, couldn't help but open his mouth, and the expression on the bird's face was extremely tense.

The names of truths held by the Pillar Gods are generally based on the original "power", with the addition of the strongest desire that surges in one's heart at the moment of crossing the threshold of the Pillar God. Finally, it is cast into the principles of the world and becomes part of the rules that govern the operation of the entire world.

For example, I, who originally possessed the power of [Story], at the moment of becoming a Pillar God, my greatest hope was to turn falsehood into truth. Therefore, I was given the name of truth called [Nullable Story] and gained the ability to tell false stories as true.

As for the thrush...

Looking at the red-faced thrush with an embarrassed look on its face, [Wu You Zhi Shu] couldn't help but take a few deep breaths, and an inexplicable bad premonition called "King-Slaying Society Pill" suddenly came to his mind.

If my guess was correct, the moment Thrush crossed the threshold of the Pillar God, he was probably huddled in a corner trembling with fear, praying that the God of Food of the Cleanup Bureau would not find out that he was still alive.

This idiot was originally the true god of disaster, and possessed the power of [Disaster] and [Chaos]. These two powers related to disasters, coupled with his extreme fear of the God of Food, successfully forged the most rubbish truth in history -

Specifically avoid disasters related to the God of Food!

Damn it! How dare you be a waste again!
"This...I don't really want to..."

After sensing some strange suppressed emotions from Wuyouzhishuo and the White Snake's silence, as a True God who still had some dignity to show for himself, Thrush had to forcefully save his dignity by saying with a red face:
"The main reason was that I was fighting the God of Food... and didn't notice that I had already broken through the threshold of the Pillar God. I didn't have time to deliberately control my thoughts and actively choose the type of forging truth.

And… and I had some very important information at that time, and I thought that I had to come back alive to tell you about the situation, so I thought about hiding… it would be fine if I could avoid the God of Food, so…”

"Okay, no need to explain these!"

Turning his head away from the embarrassed Thrush, Wu Youzhishu said with an extremely tense expression on his face:

"Although your ability is rubbish... and its scope of application is a bit narrow, it is just right for you right now. Since nothing will happen to you no matter how you come into contact with the God of Food, why not just follow him closely and let him catch you, and quickly move the story to the next node... Any questions?"

"No...no..."

The huge sense of shame, plus the double insurance provided by the two truths, finally suppressed the fear in his heart. The thrush, who wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl into, finally took on the task. However, just as the crow on Princess Catelyn's shoulder spread its wings and prepared to fly away from him, the thrush couldn't help but ask awkwardly:
"Um... I remember there is a rule in our guild that as long as a formal member can become a pillar god, he can be directly promoted to vice president. Does this still count now?"

"..."

This rule does exist. After all, the Pillar God holds a truth in his hands, and no matter how weak it is, it can't be that weak... But when the president made this rule, he probably didn't expect that a weirdo like you would appear...

After staring at the Shame of the Pillar God in front of him for a long time, considering that no matter how bad the Crow was, he was still a Pillar God, with a complex look in his eyes, he finally nodded helplessly.

"Calculate!"

……

"Forget it! Really forget it!"

After taking the flyer handed over by a prince and taking a look at the contents on it, the dancer, who was dressed rather coolly, couldn't help but turn pale. Then, she threw the flyer back tremblingly as if she had thrown away a hot potato.

"I... I am a dancer of the Wu Nuo Society in life and a dead dancer of the Wu Nuo Society in death. I have no plans to join other societies, and... and I really can't do such a thing!"

"Are you really not going to consider it?"

After taking the flyer thrown back by the dancer and smoothing out the wrinkles on it skillfully, the evil Prince Lionheart said with a smile:
"We in the Yarn Ball Club have very good treatment. As long as you are willing to lend me a helping hand and follow me into the Great Witch Court to kidnap Princess Catelyn, I promise to make you a... Hey, don't leave! You have already signed the questionnaire, so you can still get the stuff even if you don't join!"

"No, no, no! I don't want it. I don't want anything!"

Very good, saves money.

Looking at the small gifts on the cart next to him, none of which had been given away, Leon nodded with satisfaction, then turned his head to look at the black-robed witch next to him.

"How is it? Is the signature of that person just now real?"

"It should be true."

Taking the "questionnaire" signed by the dancer just now and folding it on an application for membership of the Yarn Ball Club, the hooded black-robed witch whispered two secret sentences, and the questionnaire stacked on the top immediately melted away, and the whole thing turned into cotton wool and wood fiber.

The signature that was originally attached to the questionnaire, after being stripped of the cotton and fibers, seeped all the way downwards and was clearly printed on the Yarn Ball Club's indenture... application form for joining the club.

Great, one more!
After touching the [Heart of Ambition] in the mutton offal and confirming that there was one more target available, the Evil Prince nodded slightly with satisfaction, then pushed the cart and the questionnaire to find the next victim.

However, just as Lyon stopped a bald monk and was about to coax her to sign the "questionnaire", a familiar figure suddenly appeared at the street corner not far ahead.

"?"

"!"

The first time the Thrush looked into the eyes of the Evil Prince, he was shocked all over because he came out to "follow the plot". Then, without waiting for Leon to speak, he turned around and ran away without hesitation!
(End of this chapter)

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