Chapter 835 A New Shao Yun
Although Shao Yun was somewhat reluctant to be dragged by Xitila, he could not resist her insistence and followed Xitila to the restaurant area reluctantly.
The two chose a more secluded corner of the restaurant to sit down. Before Xitlal had time to look at the menu, she ordered a few pitchers of her favorite green honey plum wine.
After the food was served, Xitrali started to pull Shao Yun to drink, hoping to forget her sorrow by getting drunk.
After drinking a few glasses of green honey plum wine, Xitela was a little tipsy and became agitated. She complained loudly:
"It's really abominable. Some bastard stole my treasured green honey plum wine a few days ago."
At this point, she waved her arms angrily and vowed, "If I find out who did it, I will never let that guy off."
Shao Yun watched as Xitlalli got drunk after just a few glasses of fruit wine. He could only laugh dryly and chose to remain silent without responding.
"Um……"
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After drinking more than a dozen glasses of wine, Sitrali sat in the chair motionless in a daze.
The drunken Sitrali had a blurry look in her eyes and couldn't control her mouth.
"Ah, Shao Yun!"
Shao Yun was enjoying his grilled steak. Seeing Xitlalli about to go crazy, he asked jokingly, "What's wrong? Are you going to go crazy and smash the plate?"
Xitlari slammed the table so hard that the wine glasses on the table almost jumped up, and yelled at Shao Yun: "I have tolerated you for a long time, do you know?"
Shao Yun looked at the drunken woman in front of him and felt helpless. He could only pinch his nose with a wry smile, and then complained to himself in a low voice:
"What? We've only met a few times, and you're saying you've been putting up with me for a long time..."
However, Xitlari ignored Shao Yun's words and drunkenly criticized Shao Yun's clothes and appearance.
"Look at the clothes you are wearing and the beard on your face!" She pointed at Shao Yun and said with disgust.
Shao Yun touched the beard on his face, not understanding what was wrong with it.
"What's wrong? I'm not dressed like a beggar. As for my beard, I just don't shave it. It doesn't mean my beard is dirty."
Xitlari didn't take it seriously. She shook her body and said incoherently: "I don't care. Anyway, I just can't stand the way you look with a beard and dressed like a circus clown!"
After hearing this, Shao Yun couldn't help but laugh and cry. He felt that Xitrali's request was really weird.
I'm not your husband, and I don't sleep in the same bed with you, so why do you care so much?
"I'm hundreds of years old, but I'm still a young and beautiful girl!" Xitrali continued, "You're so young, but you give people the feeling that you are my father! I feel like you're taking advantage of me!"
Shao Yun couldn't help wanting to laugh out loud when he heard Xitrali say that Shao Yun had taken advantage of her.
What the hell is going on here! Why am I being super senior?
"You..." Shao Yun was about to explain, but he swallowed the words back.
He shook his head helplessly, thinking that trying to reason with a drunk person was like talking to a cow.
"Forget it, forget it, why bother getting angry with a drunkard..."
Shao Yun fell silent, but Xitrali seemed to have found an outlet to vent her anger. Under the influence of alcohol, she shouted out all the dissatisfaction and indignation in her heart.
"Tidy up your clothes and shave your beard, at least make yourself look more pleasing to the eye, okay?"
However, Shao Yun's silence did not calm the drunk Xitrali, but made her even more unscrupulous.
She seemed to think that Shao Yun's silence was a provocation to her, so she started to criticize Shao Yun even more vigorously.
"Look at you, you're so sloppy all day long and don't even know how to clean yourself up. How can you find a girlfriend like this?" Xitrali said while pointing at Shao Yun and scolding him like her grandson.
Finally, Shao Yun couldn't stand it anymore. He felt that his ears were almost deafened by Xitlalli's nagging.
Isn't it just a change of nicer clothes and a shave? I compromise!
"Okay, okay, I give up. I'll go right away!" Shao Yun said unhappily, then got up and walked towards his room.
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Back in the room of the House of Burnout, Shao Yun stood in front of the toiletries with a helpless look on his face, picked up the razor and began to shave.
As he shaved, he complained secretly in his heart.
"What on earth is this drunk woman doing? She insisted that I come back to change clothes and shave... It's really incomprehensible!"
At this moment, a dialog box suddenly popped up.
[On second thought, you should really take care of your appearance. After all, it's no wonder that girls get angry when they invite you to dinner and drinks but you don't provide any emotional value.]
When Shao Yun saw what the system said, he felt even more upset, and he couldn't help but continue complaining in his heart.
"Can I split the bill with Xitrali for this meal? I don't want her to treat me anymore. It doesn't make me feel comfortable..."
The system sensed Shao Yun's dissatisfaction and quickly comforted him.
[Don’t think about these things. Here, I’ll give you something good. ]
Then, a new dialog box popped up.
【You received a can of hair oil. 】
Shao Yun had just finished shaving. He looked at the can of hair oil given to him by the system, his mouth twitched slightly, and he said with a forced smile:
"Hair oil? Are you sure? I've never dressed myself up like this in front of Ying."
In order to make Shao Yun happier, the system quickly persuaded him.
[Don't think too much, hurry up, put on your best clothes and go to the date! ]
[Use your most handsome side to shut up Xitlari's chattering mouth! ]
Shao Yun smeared the hair oil on his head and said, "What a waste of time..."
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Shao Yun picked out his best set of clothes, and then followed the system's instructions to dress himself up as an oil nouveau riche.
The system looked at Shao Yun's new look and couldn't help but admire him.
[Not bad, you look so dressed up... No wonder you can charm Ying so much! It only took one day to win her heart.]
Shao Yun stood in front of the mirror, looking at his image carefully, and felt that he looked more like a circus clown.
"I feel like it's a mistake for me to dress like this," Shao Yun said self-deprecatingly, "I feel so funny."
Seeing how unconfident Shao Yun was, the system immediately cheered him up.
[Don't be so pessimistic, you are very handsome now! Go back quickly and charm those girls... and boys! ]
Shao Yun took a deep breath, walked out of the room, and headed towards the restaurant area of the House of Burnout.
When he walked to the chair opposite Xitila, he sat down slowly and greeted her calmly.
"Sitali, I'm back."
Xitrali was originally drinking alone with her head down. After hearing Shao Yun's voice, she raised her head and her eyes fell on Shao Yun.
When she saw Shao Yun's brand new look, she couldn't help but be stunned, her mouth slightly opened, and she asked stupidly: "Hmm? This handsome guy, who are you?"
Shao Yun saw that Xitlari seemed to be drunk and did not recognize him.
"It's me, Shao Yun. You just asked me to shave off my beard and put on some clothes that you like."
When Xitlal saw that the handsome guy in front of her was Shao Yun, her eyes widened in surprise. She couldn't believe that the handsome man in front of her was the unshaven-looking uncle in his forties or fifties!
"Shao Yun? Is it really you... am I dreaming?"
Then, Xitlari looked at Shao Yun and couldn't help but laugh foolishly.
"Oh my God, I must be dreaming, hehe..."
Shao Yun noticed that Xitlalli was drooling at him, and he couldn't help but frowned and reminded her: "You should calm down, your saliva is almost flowing out."
Xitela was completely obsessed with Shao Yun's appearance at this moment, and said excitedly: "Ah? Haha, I told you, you must be very handsome."
"Your wife will definitely not marry a bearded uncle. I am so jealous of your wife."
Shao Yun felt a little sick when he saw Xitela's crazy look. He began to regret why he listened to a drunkard and shaved and changed his clothes. Now, trouble came again.
"Why should I listen to a drunk person and do all these unnecessary things? It's really annoying..."
Xitlari finally understood the true meaning of the four words "beauty is a feast to the eyes". She stared at Shao Yun intently, and couldn't help but sigh in her heart.
"Looking at Shao Yun like this, it really makes me, a grandma, feel happy!"
Shao Yun didn't see it and his heart was calm. He lowered his head, ate the food on the table, drank fruit wine, and muttered to himself.
"Don't listen, don't look, don't talk, just go back to your room after dinner..."
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At this time, Shao Yun, dressed in an exquisite "gentleman" outfit, attracted many people's attention in the House of Laziness.
As mealtime approached, more and more people noticed Shao Yun and started talking about him.
The mysterious handsome guy showed up at the Burnout House, and the topic spread quickly throughout the Sacred Flame Arena like wildfire.
Not long after, Malani, Kinich, Kuike and Chaska also heard the news and rushed to the House of Ennui.
When Malani arrived, she looked around curiously and muttered something.
"I heard there's a super handsome guy eating at the Holy Flame Arena. Where is he?"
A Qiao, who was following behind her, curled his lips in disdain and muttered, "Tsk, what a handsome guy, he's definitely not as handsome as my great Holy Dragon!"
Kinich looked at A-Jiao's sour grapes and said, "You're actually still competitive about this. That's not like you."
Kuike also dragged Chaska to the House of Burnout, wanting to see with her own eyes who this mysterious handsome guy was.
Chaska said reluctantly: "Kui Ke, what are you doing? Shouldn't you go home?"
Aoi responded excitedly: "I heard that there is a handsome guy in the House of Burnout. Don't you plan to go and see him? What if you fall in love with him?"
Chaska looked at the infatuated Kuike and complained helplessly: "Kuike, you know, I'm not infatuated with you... Besides, I don't have any idea of getting married..."
(Qimuxi: What if the child doesn’t get married? The woman: Same question.)
Although Chaska didn't want to join in the fun, Kuike's pulling force was too great and she had no choice but to be pulled forward.
Just when Malani and her group were looking for the mysterious handsome guy, Shao Yun happened to see them, waved and said hello.
"Hello, it's been a long time."
When Malani and Aqiao witnessed Shao Yun's new look, they couldn't help but exclaim in surprise.
"what!!!"
Facing the stunned crowd, Shao Yun asked in confusion: "Did anything special happen?"
Malani was so shocked by Shao Yun's incredibly handsome appearance that she couldn't find the right words to express her feelings for a moment.
"I was originally planning to go to the Holy Fire Arena to buy some raw materials for making water sports products, and then I heard that a handsome guy was having dinner at the House of Ennui..."
Although Kinich had witnessed countless big scenes, he couldn't help but be attracted by Shao Yun's brand new look.
"I am here to report to Lord Vulcan about some important matters concerning the 'Mountain King' of the Hanging Wood Tribe..."
In stark contrast to the reserved Kinich, Ajo literally dropped his jaw and exclaimed:
"Damn, this bearded uncle becomes so handsome after a little dressing up. Now he has no weaknesses at all. I can't even find a reason to scold him!"
Chaska didn't really care about a man's appearance, but when she saw Shao Yun's new look, she couldn't help but be attracted to him.
She secretly sighed in her heart that this man looked quite manly.
"I'm here to look for Kuike...Also, are you sure you are Shao Yun? Not his twin brother?"
Maranie smiled and approached Sitrali, and asked with a strong purpose: "Grandma, if you don't mind me, can you have a meal with me?"
Xitlari had obviously drunk a lot at this moment, and answered generously: "Sit down! I will pay for all the expenses on the table today!"
Hearing this, Malani happily sat down next to Shao Yun, cheering.
"Hehe, then I have to sit next to Shao Yun, woo hoo!"
Seeing this, Aoi immediately patted Chaska beside him and suggested excitedly, "Chaska, do you want to join in the fun?"
However, Chaska simply turned his eyes away from Shao Yun's face, trying to keep himself calm, and then replied indifferently: "Why should I join in the fun?"
Kuike looked at Chaska's unnatural and stubborn expression and couldn't help but feel a little funny, so she deliberately teased:
"Oh, if you don't want to join in the fun, I will go anyway, hehe..."
After saying that, Aoi turned and walked towards the table, looking impatient.
Seeing this, Chaska felt helpless. She didn't want Kuike to join in the fun, but now Kuike had already walked over, so she had no choice but to chase after him, still muttering to herself.
"Wait a minute, I... Hey, I'll go with you..."
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