Chapter 900 I am the Bronze Gate 5
After the bronze door was discovered, people and ghosts appeared one after another.
Zhang family: . . . .
Really speechless.
Really, really, I don’t know what to say.
But the Zhang family’s children like it and they are not afraid.
Don't worry, the Bronze Gate is very respectable. The elders have said that it cannot appear between a couple, not even between husband and wife.
He agreed to everything.
So now Lin Mushi is holding Xiaoguan, and he is blowing bubbles quietly, being very well-behaved.
Her fair face is full of curiosity about the world.
The Zhang family’s children are so well-behaved.
Lin Mushi had held many babies from the Zhang family before.
Basically, unless they are frightened or have pooped or peed, they will not cry, but will just smile foolishly and shamelessly.
It's really easy to take care of, the genes are excellent.
And babies are very sensitive.
They will laugh at anything that means well.
So now the little official is laughing.
Bai Ma: To be honest, no matter how many times I watch it, I feel that my worldview collapses. Sometimes it becomes invisible, and sometimes it reveals its true form, and it only scares the adults.
She smiled and continued to sew the young official's clothes.
Zhang Fulin looked at Bai Ma, and then chopped wood in the yard, because Bai Ma wanted to cook. When he was alone, he usually went to the Zhang family canteen and did not cook.
At most, I can boil water to drink and cook eggs.
Now he could also eat Bai Ma's hot meals, it was like a dream.
As for the bronze door, for the Zhang family, it is a free male mother, and he cares about it more than they, the parents, do.
Because they need rest and sleep.
Lin Mushi doesn't need it, he won't sleep.
He also has several clones who serve as male mothers in other babies' homes.
Feeding and changing diapers are now easier. The sheep mother of the Zhang family works very hard, and the husband of the Zhang family is also happy. He used to not be able to sleep peacefully at night, but now he can hug his wife and kiss her peacefully without being disturbed by the child.
So what if they were scared? It's just that they can't stand being scared.
As long as I can sleep peacefully, I can accept the bronze door appearing and disappearing from time to time...
In the morning there are sweet babies smiling at them.
Why is it bad?
Single men and women of the Zhang family: . . . .
It's their own fault if they get scared.
Look for yourself, a child is being carried by an invisible person, walking around and flying around. It would be strange if he was not scared.
Besides, Bronze Gate is a pervert who often scares people with his half-man body.
But what’s interesting is that children are not afraid of bronze, but are very excited about it.
This is mainly because children are most sensitive to energy.
The more they are exposed to it, the more comfortable they will feel, and at the same time, their starting line will become even more terrifying.
The children who were already at the finish line were catapulted into the starting line.
Especially Xiaoguan, this guy hummed comfortably as he absorbed the energy.
He was smacking his lips and it was unclear what he was saying.
Lin Muchi didn't know this baby language, although he could even understand what the centipede said.
This soft little body is delicate and full of milk fragrance.
Xiaoguan doesn’t bite people now, but other babies who are older than him like to bite people, probably because they have grown teeth.
However, the bronze door clasp is hard and not afraid of being bitten.
Bai Ma glanced at the young official from time to time, then looked at Fulin, well, he was a man.
Zhang Fulin: Bai Ma praised me, so I will continue chopping wood.
Look at me, my arms.
The men in the Zhang family are divided into single and married. The married ones are like peacocks spreading their tails, and often drown themselves in love.
They are good at self-strategy, and fortunately, the people they meet are basically the same to them.
This is the mutual rush of happy love-brains.
There is another type of people who are single and don’t understand much.
They think that falling in love is a sign of mental disorder and will never fall in love.
Unless they meet their soulmate.
I know whether you love someone or not at first sight.
However, in history, the Zhang family has encountered people who were already married but died young.
Some are lucky enough to outlive the man and be driven away when they go to propose marriage.
After all, the Zhang family members have young faces, and something is wrong at first glance.
After the attack, these people were basically exiled to guard the mountains on their own.
Lin Mushi found it funny when he thought about it.
When the atmosphere in the Zhang family was getting better and better, someone raised his hand. It turned out to be the patriarch's son.
He said he was going to pick up his wife and bring her home.
As for why I didn’t pick up the phone at the beginning.
Isn't this because they are afraid that their tribe will cheat them?
So I was more cautious, and now that it's safe, I'm ready to pick up my wife.
At worst they'll be put in solitary confinement and beaten up; they can afford it.
Just as Zhang Ruitong was about to start cursing, several elders' children stood up.
"Well done, you guys are great."
This time, not only Zhang Ruitong was angry, but the elders were also angry.
They were demoted and sentenced to water dungeon punishment.
After all, the first part is leniency for those who confess, and the second part is severity for those who resist.
But they were still very happy, as it proved that the tribe really accepted their family.
Just punish me.
Zhang Ruitong took a deep breath, looked at the elders, and was satisfied. Every family has its own grievances.
He is not alone.
Board of Elders: ……
I beat my children when I got home.
However, there were actually some fearless people following them outside, so the Third Elder took the group of idle Da Zhangs and started to clean them up.
Wang family: No, why aren’t you causing any trouble and aren’t you dead yet?
It seems that someone has been instigated to rebel. Why is there no reaction? Has he been killed?
It shouldn't be.
Then they saw the Zhang family members holding guns.
He just said "damn it" without any moral ethics.
When his whole team was wiped out, he looked at the knife in his hand and died with his eyes open.
Zhang Zezhuan: The world has changed a long time ago, okay.
The Ming Dynasty had guns and cannons, so how could the Zhang family not have their own machinery? Theirs were more sophisticated.
As for survivors, we don't need them and we won't leave any alive.
The Wang family: . . . .
Only when the two poles reversed did they feel the gap between the Zhang family and the Wang family.
When the young official grew up, his eyes would either be on his mother or on the food.
Full of desire for food.
When he spoke, he always called Linlin, Linlin, because his mother didn't give him meat to eat.
As for my father, he listened to my mother, so he didn't call him.
Every child in the Zhang family has his own Ah Beibei, which is Lin Mushi. He has a different name in every child’s mouth.
For example, menmen, linlin, and shishi.
Fortunately, Lin Mushi was able to split himself, otherwise, he really wouldn’t be able to treat everyone equally.
The wives in the Zhang family all like the bronze door very much. How should I put it? It’s a magic tool for raising children.
After all, the children are growing up and their fathers are starting to act like strict fathers, but the kids are not even three years old yet.
The Bronze Gate will also send a clone back to see Ultimate and tell Ultimate everything he sees.
Ultimately, he looked at the bronze door of his male mother and thought, forget it, he might as well die first.
Well, he’s not dead yet. It will be over in about another hundred years.
The bronze door was a little lost, and he had a new idea, "Would you like to come into my body?"
ultimate:.....
Lin Mushi: “We coexist.”