Chapter 955: Men are afraid of this fighting style!
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“It’s so embarrassing, this is the so-called great power, imposing tariffs on mud monkey mercenaries, and then losing half a million troops in five hours.
The Mud Monkey Mercenaries are so beaten to a pulp, it really lives up to their name."
"It's okay. At least you managed to hold on for an hour and a half. Let's forgive you for being in such a miserable state."
"This time, the goal of the Mud Monkey Mercenaries is clearer. Do they want to attack all the countries they want to attack at once, or do they attack the south first and then the north?"
"It doesn't matter how we fight. The people in the south are all trash. They have nothing to do with war. Their days of prosperity are long gone.
Now even the north and east are gone, what do they have after ten years of war?"
"I don't know what it is. I can only watch."
"We don't know much, so if there is anything, we should just watch it honestly and then talk nonsense. Hahahaha."
"Everyone, the latest news from Geneva is that more than a dozen representatives from various countries want to beat up the Mud Monkey representative.
Then he fell to the ground out of nowhere, knocked out several of his front teeth and a testicle, and was carried out for treatment.
"They couldn't win on the battlefield, so they fought at the meeting place. This is the result. They are the ones who are suffering again. It's so funny..."
"This is the second time. That place seems a little weird. Why are they always the ones who get hurt? Is there any explanation?"
"It's hard to explain, it's like breaking a man's testicles. This is a bit too much for a man, even losing his front teeth is not a big deal."
"I also felt a chill in my legs. This game seems to be very deadly to all men, only slightly stronger than that."
"I'm scared too. Why don't you hit me anywhere else? Please spare me."
"You are just a small fry, no one would even look at you, why are you begging for forgiveness? It's like you are so great that you can be a delegate to the conference.
People like us who are insignificant should stop dreaming. Even in dreams, no one will punish us. It is worthless! "
"That's right. Being beaten also requires value. A small fry doesn't even qualify to be beaten."
"I don't want to be spanked, especially in the balls."
"Of course!"
.......
Cao Dongfang would go to check on the battle situation here every day and was speechless. It took only 23 hours to capture the capital and all the so-called high-level officials ran away.
The leader of the Mud Monkey mercenaries brought an interpreter to find the king, who was only fifty-three years old.
"You didn't leave. You are much stronger than those people. You are not afraid that we will kill you. You are also one of them." The super tool man asked with a smile.
"You are not murderous demons. When you released the captives, I knew you would not kill me."
“Smart, I am here for two purposes. One is that you form a government within seven days, which will be good for your country to be in chaos.
The second is tariffs. Our requirements are not high. We want to return to the previous tariff standards. If you agree, we will leave within three months.
If you don't agree, there is nothing we can do but turn this place into ruins and hope that you can rebuild your home in 20 years.
Choose. "
"I agree with these two points. You are not going too far."
"You are very smart. Close the main gate of the palace first. We are here to protect you. Be careful around you. If you need to buy daily necessities, go through the side gate.
Good luck and bye! "
"Hey, what's going on? You guys will help me gather some people to the palace according to the list. Now prepare for me to make a televised speech and give up resistance."
"Your Majesty...!"
"Don't say it. Our country cannot become a ruin. We don't have the ability to rebuild our homeland quickly. I will take care of everything."
"Yes!"
"There is no need to continue fighting here. Move troops to the border. The next country we need to focus on is the one we should station troops on the border and rest before fighting.
Be careful, they still have missiles and big... Forget it, I'll take care of them. You have to be stationed a hundred kilometers away. You can think about the defensive positions yourself. It's okay to be a little further back.
The troops should be assembled within six days. The next battle may not be easy to fight. I will come every morning at local time. Be careful. Goodbye.
"goodbye."
Cao Dongfang did not go back to Sijiu City directly, as there were things here that he needed to solve on his own.
Half an hour later, Cao Dongfang took the enemy's only 26 big mushrooms and 270 missiles and left, and set off fireworks at the only remaining missile factory.
Leaving behind the hustle and bustle, he returned to the old city, looked at Chen Xueru in the stock market, and went back to work.
.......
"Dongfang, you're fine again. It's time to get off work. The Mud Monkey mercenaries are not going to continue fighting this time. After fighting for half of the country, they are starting to retreat. What are you playing at?" Song Xianxian didn't understand.
"They are not the main target. The king issued a non-resistance order on TV, reorganized the cabinet, and returned tariffs to previous standards.
The Mud Monkey mercenaries have achieved their goals, and they don't want to make a big move there, so why not just gather their forces to capture the next target? "Cao Dong explained a few words.
"That's right. How many casualties did the Mud Monkey mercenaries suffer? They conquered two countries."
"We lost 700 men, including those killed and seriously injured. The total force strength has remained basically unchanged."
"There are only 700 people, and this battle was fought." Song Xianxian was also speechless.
"Prepare meals, play with the kids, and everything else is just a passing cloud."
"Jingjing ate the vegetables well, just like her sister, eating vegetables with meat and shrimp paste. 2 Cao Dongfang saw that Jingjing only ate meat and shrimp but not vegetable paste.
"Grandpa, it's not delicious." Jingjing felt that the vegetables were not as delicious as the meat.
"If you don't eat vegetables, you will be short and ugly, with freckles on your face, and no one will like you." Cao Dongfang threatened Jingjing.
“I eat.”
"How's the bear?"
"It's hard to say now. It's above, not below. Let's see in a few days."
"There seems to be very little reporting there. I heard from my mom this afternoon that Xu Damao's parents came to our house to thank you and my mom.
The specific reason was not given, but after sitting for less than half an hour, the family still did the job.
"You brought two bottles of Fenjiu and two packs of Longjing tea. I'll keep them all. Is everything okay?" my mother asked.
"It's okay, it's just a favor. We all live in the same compound, so they know what to give as gifts." Cao Dongfang didn't care.
"That's good. Let's have mutton hotpot or mutton soup tomorrow. I kind of want to eat it." said my mother.
"No problem, we can do both at the same time, it's no problem." Cao Dongfang said with a smile.
"Let's eat together, they're all delicious." Jingjing wanted to eat together.
"Let's eat together. I'll make it after get off work tomorrow. Ningning and Jingjing, do you want to eat roast lamb? Your aunt will make it for you." Duoduo still likes to eat meat.
"Aunt, what is roast lamb?" Ningning had never eaten it either.
"You are still young, you can eat roasted lamb next year when you grow up. Duoduo, how do you feel after working for a few days?" Song Xianxian asked.
"It's okay. It's nice to change the living environment occasionally. Aunt, I'm not a murderer. You don't have to worry about me." Duoduo is always right.
"I'm just worried that you won't be able to adapt to school after you start playing around. Are there any male teachers chasing you? You should find a boyfriend at the age of 27." Song Xianxian was still concerned about marriage.
"There are many male teachers and professors pursuing Duoduo in school. She is very popular." Yangyang explained the situation.
"Really? Duoduo, there's a professor pursuing you, that's pretty good." Song Xianxian became excited.
"Aunt, they all have children, and they are either divorced or their wives are dead. It's impossible for me to be a stepmother. I haven't been married yet.
The remaining male teachers were too childish, I didn’t bother to deal with them, I looked down on them, they kept annoying me, I really wanted to beat them up to vent my anger. “This is a lot.
"Being a stepmother doesn't work out. I'll talk about it later if I can't find someone suitable."
"Aunt, I know." Duoduo has always been very obedient.