Chapter 958: Let's Get In Trouble First
Chapter 958: Let's Get In Trouble First
I knew it……
Looking at Director Snake Husband, who was completely submerged in the blazing white ointment of justice and was struggling wildly in the cones like a rat that had fallen into an oil vat, the red-haired director, who had been watching silently the whole process, couldn't help but sigh, and then turned his head away, unable to bear to watch.
You really are... You obviously don't have a working brain, but you still insist on using your brain on others... If you could change your bad habit of using your brain, you wouldn't cause so many messes!
However, just as the red-haired chief shook his head and was about to use [Parasitic Oak] to shake out Chief Ophiuchus, Leon's puzzled voice was heard from outside.
"What's going on with him?"
After using his power to rub the heart of Director Shehu, but being covered in ointment, Leon couldn't help but frown and took two steps back, then he asked:
"Director? Are you in there? What's his condition now? Do we need to take action?"
? ! ! !
After hearing Leon's question, Director Ophimosis, who was struggling in the ointment, suddenly widened his eyes, and then looked at the red-haired director in shock and anger, and shouted angrily with eyes full of indignation:
"You... Gulp Gulp Gulp..."
"Don't think too much."
Looking at Director Snake, who was choking on the ointment and rolling his eyes, the red-haired director, who knew him well, explained helplessly:
“I didn’t conspire with Leon to cheat you. My plan was just to let you meet him and see how people who can really do things do it, so that you can quickly give up your ridiculous plan.
Who would have thought that you would be so smart as to think that you know more about the world than he does, and not only bring him to the Deep Sanctuary, but even take the initiative to send him up... This is really not my fault."
"I don't believe it... Gulu Gulu... You guys... Gulu Gulu... You are so cunning... Gulu Gulu... It must have been arranged... Gulu Gulu... Despicable!"
"..."
Okay, then you, the pure one, stay here and drink first, and I, the despicable one, will leave first.
Looking at the Snake Director who couldn't open his mouth because of the ointment, the red-haired director couldn't help but shook his head, took the initiative to break the [Parasitic Oak] and got out of the cone, and then asked curiously:
“Leon, my heart lake should not be leaking, right? How did you guess that I was there too?”
"Because of your anomaly."
After taking a curious look at the red-haired... director's snow-white hair, Leon took out his small notebook from the mirror world, turned to the last page and showed it.
"Before I decided to come to you, I asked Mr. Taurus for all the information about you and the Snake Director, especially all the anomalies that you and he fought against."
After looking at the several abnormal objects circled in the notebook, the red-haired director thought for a moment, then asked uncertainly:
"Isn't it because of my [Good and Bad Destiny]?"
"Correct."
After nodding slightly, Leon blinked and said:
"According to Mr. Jinniu, every time you cause a big disaster, you will gain a good fortune of the same level and get one step closer to your current goal. So if you want to achieve your goal, you must continue to cause trouble.
But from what Prince Vernon told me on the way, it’s been a while since you last got into trouble, so you must have accomplished your goal, or at least are close to it.
The purpose of your coming to the Kingdom of Calvin must be related to Director Shefu and his plan back then. You must have contact with him, so the possibility of you being by his side is very high."
"..."
I see……
"Also, what the security guard said before was problematic."
Not quite used to the red-haired chief's "newly dyed" hair color, Leon couldn't help but stare at her hair and complained speechlessly:
"The security guard said he has a sister with poor health and a brother who is in school. The whole family depends on his salary... Your setting is too targeted. Basically, it's all aimed at me. How stupid must I be to not find out that there is something wrong with him? You can just pick one!"
"That's not my problem."
The red-haired director froze when he heard this, and said helplessly:
"The snake husband was about to be exposed, so I told him to try to play the victim and see if he could get away with it. I also gave him three examples that might soften his heart, asking him to pick one of them.
Who knew he would talk so fast? I was only halfway through my sentence, and before I could tell him to choose one of the three, he directly used all three examples at the same time... Forget it, let's not talk about him."
After grabbing the unconscious Prince Vernon and taking the greasy [Parasitic Oak] out of his body, the red-haired director couldn't help but chuckle at Director Snakeman who was still soaking in the ointment in the cone.
"Little Leon~"
After calling Leon's name in that somewhat "sticky" tone for the first time in a long time, the red-haired director, who seemed to be in a very good mood, shook the greasy cones in his hand, and then said with a smile:
"Thank you so much this time~ If you hadn't performed so well, I might not have won the bet with him."
"Bet?"
“I told you that you are different from him, that you are the one who can truly change the Cleanup Bureau, and even the entire world, but he refused to believe it.” After looking at Leon with admiration, the red-haired director smiled and said:
"Since he refuses to believe what I say, let's make a bet~
If your performance fails to convince him, then I will help him implement his plan to deal with the Cleanup Bureau; and if you succeed and make him see the hope of completely changing the world, then he will have to promise me something in return."
"..."
Good fellow...you two are actually betting on me...
After looking at the smiling director in front of him speechlessly, Leon couldn't help but ask:
"Director, you deliberately hid it from me and came to the Kingdom of Calvin alone. Your purpose was not to make a bet with him, right?"
"Of course not~"
After flicking the greasy cone with his hand and looking at the director who was gulping down the ointment while desperately cursing his own snake-husband with his eyes, the red-haired director looked up at Leon and begged with his big eyes blinking:
"Hey Leon~ Can you help me and say something to him?"
"What?"
"Just say that I'm your closest friend, and what I'm going to do can make the world a better place, so he has to cooperate with me~"
"can."
After thinking for a while, Leon nodded and agreed to the red-haired chief's request, but did not speak immediately. Instead, he put forward a condition:
"But in exchange, you must tell me what you did this time..."
"Does Her Majesty Veronica know about Emma's matter?"
"?!!!"
Seeing Leon’s expression suddenly tense, the red-haired chief smiled and said:
"If Her Majesty Veronica finds out that there is another infatuated person waiting for her husband, and her ownership of her husband can only last until..."
"You are my closest partner! What you do can also make the world better! He must cooperate with you!"
"Hehe~ I just like the way you are reasonable~"
(*~3~)╭
"Come on this!"
After turning his head to avoid the flying kiss thrown by the red-haired director, Leon said with a dark face:
"Don't think you can get away with this! What's going on?"
"The noise of me causing trouble~"
Listening to the violent breaking sounds gradually ringing in his ears, the red-haired director smiled and shook the cone in his hand.
"This Deep Sanctuary is maintained by the [Ointment of Justice], and Snake Man really trusts you too much. He trusted you so much that he emptied the Deep Sanctuary's savings of more than 6,000 years for you. This place is about to collapse."
"..."
"Incidentally."
After collecting the cones with a flip of his wrist, the red-haired director raised his hand with a smile and pointed towards the dome above the Deep Sanctuary.
"The tradition of the Kingdom of Xikalevin is cremation. The ashes of all my ancestors over the past six thousand years are now placed on the upper floors. Remember to save a few urns later~"
"?!!!"
What does it mean that "I" remember to save a few jars? What about you? What are you going to do?
Seeing the red-haired director's smiling face, Leon suddenly reacted and reached out to grab him. The red-haired director who was grabbed by him swayed twice like a reflection in the lake, and instantly turned into Prince Vernon with fear in his eyes.
At the same time, the ancient dome of the Deep Sanctuary shattered, and the floors above it collapsed together. Tens of thousands of small jars mixed with broken floor slabs and broken bricks fell down like raindrops.
Under the shocked gazes of Leon and Prince Vernon, the small white jars fell, collided, and shattered in mid-air... and finally turned into a dense and thick white snow curtain, flying down with a clatter.
(End of this chapter)