Chapter 999: Fight poison with poison, pick his shrimp thread!
Chapter 999: Fight poison with poison, pick his shrimp thread!
The streets were mixed with cow, sheep and horse manure, half yellow and half green, and the stench was terrible.
Long Yanrui was too tall, so he hid in the shadows with a bag of fried buns in his pocket and did not go with them.
Long Eying avoided the excrement, wrapped a windproof scarf on her face, half-hidden behind Liang Qu, and wrinkled her nose slightly: "Pingyang called you but you didn't move. Now that you are in Hantai, do you want to go out shopping?"
"Go on a long journey and experience more of the customs of a foreign land."
The road was wide and Liang Qu looked around, attracting the attention of passers-by, "Strange, there is no..."
"What should I have?"
"What a blind second generation."
"How could there be such a person for no reason?"
“It’s written in the book.”
The confusion was not answered, but accumulated more and more. Long Eying did not sort out the cause and effect relationship: "Which book? How is it written?"
Liang Qu opened his sleeves and took out the book.
The book was well bound, with neat and dense stitching. Long Eying took the book and turned to the cover.
"The Supreme Natural Disaster: The Legend of Shura Dragon King".
"..."
Hold back your criticism and read ten lines at a glance.
The protagonist of the book is born a loser, looked down upon by his relatives and friends, and even bitten by passing wild dogs. But as the protagonist, he has a good teacher, is hardworking and has a strong will, without any laziness, and can practice hard for eleven hours out of twelve hours a day.
"Let alone eleven, even if an ordinary person is patient and can completely calm down and practice for five hours a day without distraction, with just this one advantage, he should be able to achieve something over time."
Long Eying couldn't help but complain after all.
"It's just an abstract processing of life. If you are asked to learn, you can go and fight crickets. Who will watch it?"
First two chapters onwards.
The protagonist is hated by everyone, but he has a confidante who is as beautiful as a fairy and a well-behaved and pretty sister. Apart from beautiful women, all the second-generation rich people, and masters he meets are either greedy for his beauty or covet his treasures. Even when he goes to a restaurant to eat, they will fight for a window seat... After beating him up, who would have thought that this person has a powerful father... Above his father is a grandfather who is all-powerful. His father-in-law is insatiable, until he can no longer beat him, so he flees alone to another place, hides his identity in a place where no one knows him, and continues to be insatiable by his father-in-law. It is clearly the same old story in a new bottle.
wrong.
Connected from front to back.
Long Eying felt suffocated: "Do you believe this?"
"Entertainment comes from reality, and reality is always absurd. Master Lin is just going shopping, and Gao Yanei can still take a fancy to his wife, Yanrui!"
Liang Qu stretched out his hand, and Long Yanrui threw him a beef bun, and they chatted while chewing.
How to enjoy the "protagonist treatment" when you are on the treasure ship?
Go out more often.
He even had two thousand silver coins in his Qiankun bag, so he planned to book a few luxurious restaurants, especially those with windows to lean against, in the hope of trying his luck.
By the way, I'd like to ask if there are any auctions organized by Hantai Mansion recently, or if there are any unique markets where the century-old courtesans compete for beauty...
"Let's make it clear first." Liang Qu gave a heads-up, "Joy, anger, sorrow, fear, love, hate, desire, all seven emotions and six desires, anyone may be attracted here. If you are not happy, let's go back first, leaving Yan Rui and I to try our luck on the street."
Long Eying rolled her eyes: "Which book is Gao Yanei reading?"
"The untold story of one hundred and five strong men and three fierce women is a classic that has been passed down through the ages. There is also a wonderful spin-off, and countless fan fiction."
And poor.
Long Eying was too lazy to argue, but she didn't turn around and leave.
"Big fish stupid?"
"Big fish are not stupid." Unexpectedly, Liang Qu shook his head and denied it. "Drowning karma is the result of karma. It brings bad luck to you, but does not reduce the intelligence of others. No matter treasures or other things, you cannot deceive big fish, and big fish will not be interested. You can only deceive small fish.
Therefore, the one who wants the precious sword is the ruffian Niu Er, and the one who has his eyes on the coach's wife must be Gao Yanei. If we want to hook Gao Qiu, we need Gao Yanei!
By the way, you're not leaving? Even if you agree not to leave, you won't regret it later."
"It's a mess."
Long Eying complained, but she understood roughly what was going on in her heart.
The trick only works on small fish.
And behind every small fish that looks for trouble, there is often a big fish that condones it.
However, when you go out shopping, how can you happen to run into someone who has all five vices? It would be a waste of time.
"You forgot to check what they said half a month ago, that all the good-hearted children of the Bai family were confined for half a year, and the rest are all cowards, so even if it's true, you won't be able to see them on the street."
"That's the theory, so I peed all over Hantai Prefecture, every county, to accumulate 'good luck'. Digging bait is just about choosing a good location and adding a little luck, you see."
Liang Qu raised his head and took a half step back.
A streak of gray fell from the sky, and turned into bird droppings when it hit the ground, with hot air still coming out of the tip.
"Look again."
Ge Leng Leng.
The tiles bounced along the roof and slid down.
Liang Qu moved half a step to the left.
Click.
The tiles fell to the ground and broke into pieces.
"Wait, the noise seems a bit loud this time." Liang Qu narrowed his eyes and looked towards the end of the street.
Suddenly there was a noise among the crowd, accompanied by smoke and dust.
Rumble.
Liang Qu jumped out holding Long Eying, his clothes flying. The two of them looked at the red-eyed yak spreading its four hooves and charging forward, raising a cloud of dust and scaring away the people.
Just thought it was over.
"Wang Wang!"
Wild dogs on the road barked at the rooftops.
People hate dogs.
"See, I have measured it precisely!"
Long Yanrui exclaimed.
Long Eying didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Only you can come up with such a weird idea, huh?"
"Hey!"
There were bursts of "needles" on his back. Liang Qu gently hooked up Long Eying's veil that was blown off by the wind, and said, "Look, here comes the bait for catching big fish!"
"You've got some good stuff! You're looking for Gao Yanei!" Long Eying grabbed Liang Qu's ear and pretended to be angry, "Aren't you afraid that you'll be banished to another place like the Supreme Dragon King?"
What a coincidence.
The eyes in the distance are clearly looking at me!
It’s not a violent fish, nor a greedy fish, nor an angry fish, but truly a lustful fish!
dirty stuff!
Clearly he had just been vaccinated. Liang Qu scratched his temples: "It's not the Supreme Dragon King, it's the Shura Dragon King. Moreover, no second generation in the east, west, south or north is more powerful than me... But, madam is right. It is better to be cautious in everything. So from now on, madam can't leave me even a step. Before we go back to Pingyang, we two will sleep together, eat together, and be tied together. I, Liang A Shui, can fish, and I never rescue! I will pick out the shrimp line of that kid right away! We won't suffer this grievance!" He is not Instructor Lin, let alone the Shura Dragon King.
First draw a way to settle down, no matter how many monsters and demons come, just hit them with a stick and make their brains burst!
The children of the Bai family, you have a way to die!
"Did I agree to sleep together?" Long Eying couldn't help laughing at Liang Qu's words. She grabbed her clothes tightly and raised her chin towards the hut, "Next time you can do it yourself."
"I?"
Violent fish, greedy fish, and even jealous fish, Liang Qu is somewhat confident, this lustful fish...
"Why, didn't a young lady from the Weng family have an affair with you?"
"It happened so long ago. Who told you that? Besides, I don't like her. She is just a plain and vulgar woman. My wife is the only one better in the world! And I only want my wife!" Liang Qu expressed his possessiveness.
"Really? Ah! You pinched my butt again."
"You pinched me first."
Long Yanrui folded the oil paper bag.
It’s better not to come out.
……
"Ha ha."
Panting like an ox.
The rosy soles of her feet were facing the sky, and her yellowish heels gently tapped Bai Xingwen's buttocks.
moment.
"Oh, no, no, no, my god, take a break, take a break."
Bai Xingwen spread his legs, turned over and lay down with his arms and legs spread out. His forehead was covered with hot sweat, which emitted white smoke in the air. He took a short breath, then cleared his mind and entered into Zen, chanting the Buddha Shakyamuni's mantra gradually into his heart. His pulse points flickered in his heart like bright lamps, and his whole body felt as light as a feather.
The Lotus Sect’s Dakini is worthy of her reputation!
After a thorough practice, the Qi and blood in the body became extremely active, and there was even a hint of reestablishing meridians and breaking through!
At the age of 25, there is hope for the Wolf Smoke Overpass!
In a few years, before the age of thirty, you can consolidate your position at the Tianqiao level. If you train diligently, even if you participate in the Dashun Martial Arts Examination, you can shine, get a good ranking, and change your destiny!
What a genius!
He, Bai Xingwen, is the future of the Bai family!
Bai Mingzhe is shit!
"Hahaha."
Thinking of this, Bai Xingwen laughed to himself, but soon he became worried about that lackey of Hedeban. How would he explain himself when he returned after sneaking out?
The room was dim, the morning sun filtering through the curtains.
Sangsang Zhaxi opened his eyes wide and felt himself gradually withering, as if his bones and vital energy had been drained away.
Hearing the laughter, Sangsang Zhaxi's dazed pupils gradually focused. He suddenly remembered that he was practicing the dual-body method. He had to rely on his own qi, meridians, and bright spots to find the wisdom in the other person's body in order to achieve the dual operation of wisdom and power.
"Master Bai, have I guided you to Buddha's wisdom?"
"Almost."
Sangsang Zhaxi got up, but Bai Xingwen refused: "I'm not interested anymore. Let's start again another day."
"It's Zhaxi's fault." Sangsang Zhaxi knelt down and kowtowed, feeling terrified.
"Hey, it's not your fault. If it doesn't work once, try it twice."
Bai Xingwen helped him up and comforted him. Sangsang Zhaxi was flattered and trembled all over. In the past, in the Lotus Sect, if one did not awaken the Buddha's wisdom, it meant that one's practice was not enough, and one had to soak in ice water for three days to meditate. Many people became as transparent as ice.
Today I actually met a great and kind Buddha!
Say a few words of comfort.
Sangsang Zaxi was still trembling with excitement and kept praising the greatness. Bai Xingwen's train of thought was interrupted. He scratched his forehead and felt annoyed.
Apart from her appearance, the Vajrayogini's behavior was as vulgar as that of a daughter from a low-class farmer's family, and she was not as good at reading cues as the girls in a brothel. I really couldn't help but want to kick her out.
But he just finished his training, and he felt a little pity for her, with conflicting emotions intertwined...
"Bull, mad bull! Run!"
"The yak is crazy!"
A shrill scream came from the street.
Mad cow?
Bai Xingwen found what he heard interesting, so he pulled open the curtain on the second floor.
Two streets away, I didn't see the running mad cow, but I did see a man and a woman who jumped onto the roof to avoid the mad cow.
The morning sun is still at this moment.
"What a tall and beautiful woman."
Bai Xingwen's pupils dilated, his heart beat heavily, and his mouth became dry.
He was stunned and his heart was moved. He felt that he had found true love, the one who was worth spending his life with!
It is a beauty that is completely different from the alpine snow lotus. Seeing it is like seeing the Blue Lake and the daffodils that cannot be grown or kept alive in Hantai.
Is there such a beautiful woman in Hantai Mansion?
"Master Bai...ah!"
bother!
Really annoying!
As noisy as a crow, not half as beautiful as a daffodil.
Bai Xingwen kicked Sangsang Zaxi down, then quickly pulled him up.
"Quick, enlighten me with the Buddha's wisdom!"
……
Butcher shop.
Ling Xuan ordered two lamb chops.
Just as the butcher was about to start cutting, there was a commotion at the back of the house and two dirty men ran out from behind.
"Oh no! The shed collapsed and the cow broke through the fence and ran away!"
"What? Then go after him!"
A cow ran away and the small butcher shop was thrown into chaos.
The butcher chopped his knife on the wooden block and hurried away.
Ling Xuan frowned secretly. The people spoke so quickly and urgently that he could only vaguely hear a few words.
The cow ran away?
"What a vicious karma."
Jian Zhongyi looked into the distance and saw a cloud of "black smoke" tangled at the end of the street.
Inside the cowshed.
The cattle farmer looked around for the reason for the madness. His son pointed at a ball of black and red mud on the ground that had been trampled into a pulp. A few dry, bloody hairs had exploded in the mud.
"It was this mouse! It jumped out from nowhere and bit Daniu like crazy. As luck would have it, the roof collapsed!"
(End of this chapter)