Chapter 1009 Don’t ask, blame the devil

What are you doing?!

Like an extremely pious purple-skinned angel, he knelt down quickly and kowtowed several times. Then he found that there was no movement behind him. Director Capricorn could not help but turn his head quickly and winked at several "Zodiac Angels" behind him.

What are you standing there for? Come on!

These angels with mental problems were all contaminated by Leon's purification technique. It was probably because the technique was repeated, so my purification technique can't do anything to them. We can't defeat so many angels.

Also, although they recognize Leon, they may not recognize you! Have you forgotten what happened to the two true gods a few days ago?
If you are caught by these crazy angels because you are not pious enough, you may be treated as heretics with ulterior motives and thrown into the pool of resurrection, and then your mouths will be forcibly pried open and the holy blood will be poured into your stomach.

The problem is that no one knows how the angel that was purified by Leon mutated. Even the evil pus that polluted the entire Mountain of Heaven could not withstand it after encountering it. Its blood is not good to drink!

Don't just stand there! Hurry up! It will be too late if you don't kowtow now!
"..."

Under Director Capricorn's warning stare, the Huangdao directors remembered the fate of the two true gods who were caught before, and they all shuddered in unison. Then they followed Director Capricorn's example and knelt down one after another.

Perhaps they discovered something abnormal in Mount Heaven. A few days ago, several true gods sneaked into Mount Heaven. They must have wanted to check out the situation and see what happened in Mount Heaven.

However, the current Heaven Mountain is no longer the same as it was in the past. They had just crossed the ridge of the outer ring of Heaven Mountain and entered the outermost of the nine inner rings when they were caught by the purple-skinned angels who were capturing angels everywhere and sending them to be baptized.

And these purple-skinned angels with problems in their brains are really not picky. No matter whether they capture a true God or a polluted angel, they are all sent to the top of Mount Heaven, washed in the pool and then drank with holy blood. It is a pretty standard one-stop service.

The two unfortunate true gods were first turned into madmen by the evil pus in the pool, and then turned into fools by the so-called holy blood. Although they finally recovered their sanity by the combination of madness and stupidity, there was obviously something wrong with their brains. Now, as representatives of devout converts, they were kowtowing at the front!

Forget it... It's better to kowtow on your own initiative than to kowtow after being fooled like a fool.

After figuring out the pros and cons, a group of Huangdao directors finally chose to listen to the call of their hearts. With bitter eyes, they knelt down one after another and began to kowtow frantically towards the top of the mountain under the rhythmic lead of Director Capricorn.

It has to be said that the Huangdao directors are generally not bad-minded, and the good sounds of their heads can prove it, and a good head should also sound good. The clear and pleasant head sounds of the directors, coupled with their crisp, neat and uniform movements, soon attracted the attention of the "Pope".

"Those devout people over there!"

Fifty pairs of eyes narrowed slightly, locking onto those purple-skinned angels who kowtowed particularly smoothly. The Hundred-Eyed Pope of the Bayon Cult could not help but nodded with satisfaction, then stretched out his bat wings and waved in the direction of Director Capricorn.

"Come on, come on! Come up!"

"?!!!"

After hearing the hoarse duck voice of the Hundred-Eyed Pope, several fake fans couldn't help but tremble at the same time.

There were tens of thousands of angels present, why did they call us alone? Could it be that... we were exposed?

“You guys are good!”

After waving a pair of bat wings and commanding the purple-skinned angels to make way, the Hundred-Eyed Pope's fifty pairs of eyes looked kindly at the confused directors, and then said with admiration:
"I can see clearly from up there how devoted you are to our Lord! Come up and talk to me!"

"..."

What the hell... it's not okay to kowtow too hard?!

Instinctively, they felt that something bad was going to happen, but faced with the cordial invitation from the "Pope", the directors had no choice but to stand up slowly, and under the strong watch of nearly ten thousand angels, they walked towards the top of Mount Heaven. "Pope!"

Just as the Hundred-Eyed Pope opened his sharp-toothed mouth to reveal a kind yet ferocious smile, Director Capricorn, who was worried that the others could not hold back, immediately stepped forward, grabbed the bat wings of the Hundred-Eyed Pope, and imitated the followers he had seen when he was exterminating the Shoe Cult, and said with tears in his eyes:

“We are all believers who have only recently been blessed by our Lord and have been able to break free from the influence of the evil pus. We are not completely free of pollution, and we are still far from being pious. You really think too highly of us!

Moreover, as followers of the Lord, we do not need to distinguish between ordinary faith and piety. As long as the Lord continues to bless you and Mount Heaven, the glory of the Lord will sooner or later shine on everything, and everyone will eventually become a devout believer of the Lord. The only difference is the time it takes to receive the blessing."

"Well... yes, yes, yes! You're good! You're very good!"

After listening to the remarks that Director Capricorn had copied from a long-extinct church, Pope Baimu couldn't help but...his fifty eyes lit up, and then he patted Director Capricorn on the back with his other bat wing, and said with admiration:

"You are right. In the future, whether it is hell, this world or heaven, it will be filled with believers of the Lord. Although what you said is true, as the Pope who was saved by the Lord himself, for such an outstanding believer like you, I should give you the reward you deserve on behalf of the Lord... Come!"

After retracting the two bat wings, the Hundred-Eyed Angel's two bat wings intertwined with each other, and the sharp claws at both ends tore each other's flesh, and a large amount of "holy blood" immediately flowed out from them.

"My Lord!"

After looking devoutly at the approximate location of the present world, the Hundred-Eyed Angel stretched out two bloody bat wings and flew over the head of Director Capricorn. Under the envious gazes of the purple-skinned angels, he shouted hoarsely:

"At this moment, I give you the holy blood given by our Lord to protect you... Hmm?"

Seeing Director Capricorn suddenly reaching out and grabbing his bat wings, interrupting the blood ceremony, the Hundred-Eyed Angel's face suddenly darkened.

"What are you doing? Are you going to resist my blood receiving?"

"No... Your Holiness, I... I am mainly unworthy of this!!!"

He really didn't dare to touch the so-called "holy blood" of unknown origin, but he was not sure that he could escape from the beating of nearly ten thousand elite angels with the injured Huang Dao. Director Capricorn had to use his brain and acted with tears in his eyes amid the tense expressions of the Huang Dao directors:

"Our Heaven Mountain has been polluted by the pus of evil for a long time, and there are still so many of our compatriots who have not escaped the pollution. We are deeply saddened by this!

Your Holiness! The precious holy blood you selflessly gave us should not be wasted on us. It should be shared with those who have not yet received the blessing of our Lord, so that they can be saved as soon as possible! "

"Right……"

After hearing what Director Capricorn said, the Hundred-Eyed Pope pondered for a moment, then retracted his bat wings and sighed with a sad look:
"Although I have tried my best to share the blessing bestowed by my Lord, the speed at which the holy blood coagulates is really limited. Until now, I have not been able to share it with all the angels. This is my fault..."

Phew... I finally fooled him...

"So we should go to war against the Abyss again!"

"???"

No? How did you get to this point?!
Under the confused gaze of Director Capricorn, the Hundred-Eyed Pope spread his wings and roared with hatred in his eyes:
“Those damned demons actually dared to worship the honorable Lord! They even secretly carved the holy image of the Lord and gave him such an ugly title as the Great Demon of Original Sin. This is an unforgivable blasphemy!
It must be the existence of these heretics that has made our Lord deeply disappointed with our laziness, and that is why he is unwilling to bless us more. In order to maintain our Lord's supreme glory and to make Heaven Mountain full of our Lord's grace as soon as possible, we must kill our way into the abyss and annihilate all those shameful demons!"

(End of this chapter)

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