Chapter 1011 Brother, You Stink
Chapter 1011 Brother, You Stink
It seems like one of us is getting anxious, but I won’t tell you who it is.
After being shamelessly ganked by his eldest brother, William, the eldest brother, glanced at the crooked pillar of the family and then spoke decisively:
"Melanie did it, too."
"?"
Without hesitation, he sold the dog-pee moss sister who was trying to steal his pocket money. The eldest brother William said calmly:
"She was flipping through the account book in bed in the middle of the night, laughing disgustingly while reading, which affected my normal sleep. Doing homework when I was in such a bad state was an insult to teacher Lisa who carefully assigned the homework, so I could only reluctantly put down the homework and open those extracurricular books.
So even though I stayed up late to read a few pages of extracurricular books when I hadn’t finished my homework, I could only say that I was forced to do so. The real culprit was that I didn’t sleep well in the middle of the night and got up secretly…”
"You bullshit!"
Hearing the clatter of a big black pot being thrown at her, Melanie, who was eavesdropping outside the door and curious about what Leon wanted to talk to William about, couldn't help but get furious and turned the doorknob and rushed in.
"It was obviously me who was woken up by the sound of you flipping through the pages, and then I got up to look at the account book! And I didn't laugh in a disgusting way! I was very restrained!"
"Yes, it was indeed me who opened the book first."
As if he had been prepared for this, William raised his chin and asked back with full aura:
"But the extracurricular books I read later were homework books. Is it wrong to stay up late to do homework?"
"Pooh!"
After hearing what William said, Melanie couldn't help but become even angrier.
"I secretly flipped through it this morning, and you didn't write a single word!"
"Yes, I didn't write it, but I opened it and read it carefully."
After taking a look at his silly sister who couldn't see the general situation and was still struggling, William couldn't help but cross his arms and said proudly:
"I flipped through my homework book, which at least proves that I have the intention to do my homework. But many of your homework books are still brand new and have never been touched, so I still win!"
"..."
……
Forget it, if I don’t have my homework, then I don’t have to do it…
Faced with the internal fight between the two troublemakers over homework, Leon couldn't help but pinch his brows, and comforted himself with a headache.
Although William's behavior of making up his homework only remained at the stage of criminal intention, he was able to pass the Sheep Head's lie detection, proving that he did have the slightest intention of doing his homework, but was dissuaded before he could take action.
Compared to the fact that he was influenced by the blood of that mysterious race and became the ultimate villain who wanted to rule the world by any means, doing homework with his mind was just a small matter...
However, the report should still be made.
He casually rummaged through the two little ones' rooms and found a 98% new exercise book and a brand new exercise book that had just been opened. Leon, who had been repeatedly criticized by his elder sister Anna for his weak educational philosophy, decided to go to Anna to report him.
However, just when Leon made up his mind and was ready to betray his two younger brothers and sisters who refused to do their homework, Melanie, who was arguing with William, suddenly wrinkled her nose, then covered her nose and mouth with her hands, and looked at Leon with a frown on her face.
"Brother! You smell like shit!"
Stinky smell? Me?
Lyon was slightly startled when he heard this, then he raised his arm and sniffed, but he didn't smell any strange odor, then he turned his head and looked at William.
"Have it?"
"some."
Receiving Leon's inquiring gaze, the eldest brother William pondered for a moment, then remembered his eldest brother's shameful behavior of cheating when he couldn't win the argument. Then he couldn't help but tighten his face and nodded with heavy eyes.
"It has a bit of an adult stench." "..."
I suspect you are making indirect accusations, and I have a complete chain of evidence!
Faced with the precise complaints from his elder brother William, Leon's face fell, and he decisively gave up the idea of getting an answer from him. Instead, he pointed at the sheep horns that emerged from the cufflinks with his fingertips, and asked Melanie with some doubts:
"Melanie, what is that you smell?"
"Can't you smell it? It's that stinky smell!"
Seeing that Leon and William were both looking at her, Melanie, who was covering her mouth and nose, couldn't help but blink her big eyes, and then described in a muffled voice:
"It's just... a bit of rust smell, a bit of the bloody smell when Sister Anna kills fish, and a bit... um... a bit of mutton smell... and a bit smelly!"
Sheep smell?!
After accurately capturing a certain keyword, Leon's fingers that were pressing against the goat's horns couldn't help but tremble slightly, and the black goat, who reacted immediately, couldn't help but curse in Leon's ear.
"We? She's talking about us? We are devils! The biggest devil that is closest to the devil! This little..."
'She is my sister.'
'...'
'What did you want to say?'
Feeling Leon's fingers slightly increasing their strength, the Black Goat was silent for a moment, and then decisively chose to listen to the call of his heart.
"Cute, of course it's cute!"
'snort! ’
Damn it! I just can’t beat you! Otherwise… Never mind, this kid is so fierce now, I feel like even if I become a demon, I still can’t beat him, I’ll just have to endure it!
Faced with the huge pressure from Leon, the black goat who was living under someone else's roof had no choice but to swallow his anger. Through the connection between the two, he hummed in Leon's ear:
"This little cutie must have done something wrong with his brain! Although I look like a goat, I am actually a demon! How can I smell like goat? I don't even smell like a fish! "
'Right. '
Leon nodded after hearing this, and said thoughtfully:
"You haven't even got your whip back yet, so you can't be naughty even if you want to."
'?!?!!'
'But I still think that what Melanie "smelled" might be you.'
After carefully analyzing Melanie's previous description, Leon pinched the black goat's horns and said:
'The full name of your horn is [War Horn]. Apart from the corrupt nature of the devil, the rest is [Rage] and [War]. The smell described by Melanie is iron and blood, which happens to be the most representative of war. If you really have a smell, it should be what she described.'
'ah? ’
After listening to Leon's analysis, Black Goat was stunned for a moment, and then said with disbelief:
'That's impossible! If she could really smell me, then I showed up at your house before, so why didn't she smell it then?'
"You said... Is it possible that you were too inexperienced at that time?"
'? ! ? ! '
"Have you forgotten? At the beginning, your contamination value was only 0.1, and it was almost out of the category of abnormal objects. In terms of strength, it was not even one percent of what it is now. It is normal that she can't smell it."
The speed of communication between minds was extremely fast, often hundreds of sentences could be exchanged in the blink of an eye. After analyzing the possible reasons, Leon squatted down slightly and covered Melanie's eyes, then put the cufflinks with a small part of the sheep's horns exposed in front of her nose.
"And now? Has the stink gotten stronger or weaker?"
(End of this chapter)