Chapter 1024: Packaging (2)
When he returned to his hotel, Zeng Wangcai had already asked Xu Damao to wash up and wait for him.
In the room, Daliangzi looked at Xu Damao's face with his brows wrinkled like orange peels.
"What? It's hard to do?" Zeng Wangcai looked at Daliangzi's embarrassment and felt a headache. "His face is too long, so he may not look like it. Can you tell me whether you can do it or not?"
"No, the face is indeed too long... Brother Cai, wait for me to figure it out." Daliangzi, who changed his name, rubbed the top of Xu Damao's head, his eyes lit up, "I said it's almost done, it's okay, I can do it, just follow me into the bathroom... Don't worry, Brother Cai, I can do it!"
Xu Damao followed Daliangzi to the toilet in fear.
"Brother, I told you it can't work." Xiao Bao crossed his arms and held a cigarette in his mouth. "That guy's face is too long and his skin color is wrong. He's a little white, and the third brother is mostly brown."
"The brown color of fart is called soy sauce color." Zeng Wangcai joked cheerfully.
He believed that Daliangzi would not act recklessly. If it was okay, it was okay; if it was not okay, it was not okay.
Speaking of the background of the Raji family, Zeng Wangcai was quite satisfied. The impoverished noble family happened to have connections with the military of his third brother, so it was perfect for them to do arms business.
This is a natural cover. The arms can be transported to Dam through Raj's house without anyone noticing, and it won't matter if it is exposed.
The world is big, but Third Brother is the biggest. What Third Brother does has nothing to do with my Dongda University, right?
Also, given India's character, face is the most important thing. If those weapons really scare the Americans to death on the battlefield, after the incident is exposed, they might brag and say that it is not impossible that these are our advanced weapons.
The Zeng Wangcai brothers were smoking and chatting while waiting for Daliangzi to fiddle with Xu Damao in the toilet.
This wait took a long time, more than two hours passed, before the sound of the toilet door opening was heard.
"I have limited supplies, so I'll just try it out." Daliangzi came out first with the bag in his hand. "Brother Cai, take a look first to see if it looks like this. We'll give it more time. While he's learning the language, I'll slowly adjust it."
As soon as he finished speaking, a unrecognizable, shy Xu Damao walked out of the toilet.
At this time, Xu Damao had a towel wrapped around his head. The towel was split at his forehead and covered all his hair.
The skin exposed outside had turned into the authentic soy sauce color, and with the beard glued on, Xu Damao now looked exactly like the Third Brother.
"Wow, this is a masterpiece!" Zeng Wangcai stood up and exclaimed, "I just realized today that the big cat's face was born to wrap a towel. Look, after being wrapped in a towel, the face immediately becomes smaller. It really looks like..."
"Brother, is this true?" Xu Damao was confirmed, his face full of surprise, "I thought it was impossible, so now I can go, right?"
At this moment, Xu Damao's mind is full of his eight wives.
"If you can't do this, no one among us can."
"That's right. We met at Third Brother's place that year. You are definitely Third Brother..."
After receiving affirmation from Zeng Wangcai and Xiaobao again, Xu Damao smiled proudly.
Zeng Wangcai walked over and rubbed Xu Damao's forehead, put his hand to the tip of his nose and sniffed, frowned and said: "Did you serve him curry? Why is the smell so pungent?"
"No!" Daliangzi took out a bottle of soy sauce from his bag. "I use this dark soy sauce. After I left, I finally had a chance not to eat curry. I found some soy sauce to eat with it on the way."
It really is soy sauce... Zeng Wangcai smelled it again and found that the taste was very stimulating, just like...
Daliangzi also found that the smell was a bit wrong. He didn't notice it in the toilet just now, but when he came out, he found that there was a strong pungent smell on Xu Damao's head.
He went over and sniffed Xu Damao's head, and finally confirmed that the problem was not the soy sauce, but the towel.
"Fuck, why is this towel so smelly?" Daliangzi confirmed his target and pointed at the towel and complained, "Brother Cai, your hotel is not good. The towels are too smelly."
"Hey..." Little Leopard looked over and laughed, "This is the towel I used to wipe my feet last night, and you wrapped it on your head."
???
Damn, is the hotel linen efficiency so low?
Half an hour later, Xu Damao went in to take a shower, used soap on his body and shampoo on his head many times before coming out.
"It's not my fault!" Xiao Bao laughed when he saw Xu Damao coming out, "It's the hotel's problem, come here quickly."
Xu Damao wiped his hair with a towel and walked over slowly.
Later, Daliangzi told Xu Damao some common sense questions about his third brother. Anyway, he was free now, so the more he said, the less trouble he would have later.
"What's mentioned above are mistakes that must not be made!" Daliangzi concluded after talking for a long time, "We'll talk about the rest on the way. After we get there, we'll start with Jiangdao. Your background to the outside world will be that you worked hard in Jiangdao and returned to China."
Xu Damao nodded and wrote down everything Daliangzi said.
Zeng Wangcai listened and waited until they finished talking before interrupting, "Daliangzi, there is another key safety issue. We are here to do business, not to die. Please explain this to us."
"Yes, yes, yes..." Xu Damao nodded desperately.
"There won't be much of a safety issue in life!" Daliangzi said easily, "When you go there, you'll be a native of the country and a noble, so generally there won't be any safety issues. You can't avoid business matters, but they won't be a big problem unless you go abroad.
"Oh, there is one thing you should pay special attention to..."
"What?" Xu Damao was nervous.
"Don't go out alone!" Daliangzi said cautiously, "Don't go out alone without our company, especially to chaotic places."
"Will it cost me my life?"
"Not really, it just might be a pain in the butt."
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Xu Damao was completely confused and could not understand the core of Daliangzi's words at all. What is a pain in the butt?
"Woohaha..." Zeng Wangcai couldn't help but burst out laughing, but he didn't know how to say it because he was worried about scaring Xu Damao.
It was obvious that Zeng Wangcai knew what Daliangzi was talking about.
"Let me explain!" Daliangzi said with a stifling laugh, "Third brother has a characteristic, that is, he is very excited about that. If it is a female, if it goes out alone... Forget it, let's not talk about females, let's just say that if it has a hole, if it goes out alone, it will be filled with it, even if it is a stone."
"Hiss..." Xu Damao, who understood what was said, breathed a sigh of relief on his butt, as if he sensed the danger.
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The City of a Thousand Peaks, the Americans’ safe house.
Jenny presided over the meeting on recent work. In view of the fact that his previous performance was recognized by their capital father, Jenny was allowed to continue to preside over the next stage of work.
At the same time, he removed his official identity to make his actions more convenient.
"Wanka, wait for Zeng to come back, you need to go find him!" Jenny, who was worried, first targeted Wanka, "We will have a lot of trouble in the future. What Zeng did in Jiaobenji and Southeast Asia has put us in a very passive position."
Wanka felt mixed emotions. Oh...is this what he once said, the natural sixth constitution?