Chapter 1091 I Want You
Chapter 1091 I Want You
Underworld branch?
After looking at the somewhat gloomy brochure on the table, and then looking at Lyon's sunny smile, which was ten times more gloomy than the brochure, the frightened anti-Lion kings had no choice but to reach out and pick up the black and green brochure on the table.
Welcome to the Underworld
"hiss……"
Looking at the woman on the cover, who was wearing a professional suit, with a slim waist, long legs and a beautiful appearance... a dead woman, not only the kings who opposed the Aung faction shuddered, even the queens of the gossip table couldn't help but gasp.
There is no other reason. Although the lady on the cover has impeccable appearance and figure, and even her smile is as bright as the sun, her bleeding appearance and frighteningly white skin are really creepy.
"This is Miss Lisanna, receptionist No. 9527 of the Underworld Branch. She has won the 'Brightest Smile of the Month' award three times in a row. She is a model of service in the reception sequence of the Underworld, so she was put on the cover of the publicity publication."
After casually introducing the girl on the cover of the brochure, Leon smiled and urged:
"The cover is actually nothing special. The key lies in the content behind it... Also, I actually participated in the compilation of this booklet. I hope that after reading it, you can give your sincere evaluation."
"..."
Under Lyon's enthusiastic smile and the sympathetic gazes of the two directors who knew the content, the kings opened the brochure one after another and took a look at the illustrated pages.
[The Underworld Branch of the Cleansing Bureau - the leader of the afterlife reincarnation business]
【Branch Introduction】
The Underworld Branch of the Cleansing Bureau was established in the 978th year of the Migratory Thrush calendar, the first year of the birth of the new world of the dead. It is the first comprehensive soul service department in the world and the surrounding thirteen planes to achieve full-cycle management after death, and is in an undisputed leading position in the industry.
Relying on the sentencing center and the 12.3-layer fully automatic punishment system, we have established a complete posthumous punishment service, and have always adhered to the core value of "smiling in the afterlife and not dying a good death". We handle an average of more than business transactions per day, with a gratifying performance growth and a promising future.
【Mission and Vision】
◆Build a new ecology of orderly reincarnation of good and evil
◆Build a harmonious community of life and death
【Core Business】
◆Soul life cycle management (containment - judgment - torture "cross out" purification - reincarnation) [picture]
◆Manual analysis and summary of the cause and effect of good and evil (manual inspection of merits and sins) [Figure]
◆Customized hell experience service (18 special packages including tongue pulling/knife mountain/oil pot, etc.) [Picture]
◆ Operation of high-end afterlife channel (VIP paradise express/merit points exchange) (to be launched)
◆Extend life through merit and sell real estate after death (make your home after death warmer than before) [Picture]
【Employee Benefits】
◆Housing after death...pre-purchase of housing...
◆Relatives come to visit in dreams...Visiting relatives for achievements...
◆Flexible working hours…You can quit at any time…
【Social Responsibility】
◆Regularly hold public welfare lectures...
◆Support the current "good deeds" education project...
◆Established the first Karma Research Institute... [Customer Testimonial]
◆Mr. X, the cleaner of the Scorpio branch who I visited in my dream... This one-day trip to the underworld taught me to respect life!
◆Ms. Y, whose husband died in August this year...The dream-sending function reunited us as a couple, and it would be even better if we could have sex in the dream!
◆ Miss Z, whose father passed away in early September... Cloud burning of paper is really convenient! I hope the death exchange business will be opened as soon as possible!
◆Mr. W was thrown into the oil pan hell for crimes against humanity...Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! ...Is he so strong? Increase the firepower!
【Recruitment】
◆Urgent job openings...
◆Interview Notes…
Join us!
(Fire) refers to you (Fire)
……
Who the hell wants to join you!!!
After reading the detailed illustrations and customer examples of the Eighteen Layers of Hell with tingling scalps, the kings of the Twelve Kingdoms felt a chill in their backs when they looked at the last page of the brochure, which showed the God of Food posing in a sea of fire and swords with an 'I want you' gesture and pointing his finger at his own God of Food with a smile.
Although this brochure contained a lot of strange and incomprehensible content, after excluding these messy parts, they could still understand the rest... especially the part about the Eighteen Levels of Hell in [Core Business] and [Customer Testimonials]!
Is it really that extreme? ! ! !
He closed the gloomy booklet with a trembling hand, and hastily blocked Leon's smiling face. Recalling the pictures of the Eighteen Layers of Hell that he had just seen in the booklet, which were more detailed than photos, the King of the Thunderstorm Kingdom could not help but slammed the table and shouted angrily:
"You are messing around!"
"what?"
Leon looked over in confusion, and looked at the Thunderstorm King whose right hand was constantly shaking on the table, and asked in confusion:
"What do you want?"
I said you are messing around!
Gathering all his strength, he opened his mouth and roared again. Then, looking at Leon who was still confused, the Thunderstorm King suddenly realized.
I don't know when, the muscles on my face had completely stiffened, and the two times I "roared" before, not to mention making a sound, I couldn't even open my mouth completely, only a gap less than an finger's width.
Those two angry rebukes he had uttered existed only in his imagination. What he had actually roared out were just two meaningless hoarse hums, like the sobbing of a small animal in despair when it was trapped in a cave by a hungry wolf.
"I...I want to say..."
King Thunderstorm kneaded the muscles of his cheeks vigorously, and finally regained some ability to speak. He said in a hoarse voice as if he had been yelling all night:
"This... this is too crazy! After death... after death, everything should be over. No... we can't do this... this..."
"Why not?"
Once again interrupting King Thunderstorm's words, Leon stared into his eyes and responded gently:
“Although some people are dead, the bad consequences caused by their reckless actions will continue.
Although some people have died, those who suffered because of them will still continue to suffer the suffering they created.
Although some people died,... why did they die so easily? "
"?!!!"
After taking a glance at the purple and black soul of the Thunderstorm King, Leon put away the smile on his face, opened the brochure in front of the other party again, and said calmly:
“Like I said before, I believe that you all want to govern the country well, but because of your lack of ability, plus someone desperately holding you back, the world has become like this. Now the Underworld Branch has sent you a good solution that can help you solve this problem.
I have printed a lot of this brochure. You may want to bring some with you when you return home. Also, let those who are holding you back have a look. I believe the situation will improve significantly in the future... If it doesn't improve, feel free to come to me!"
(End of this chapter)