Chapter 1204
Chapter 1204
"Mom, can I ask you why the broth is black?" Ji Jinzhou scooped up a spoonful of black water with a spoon, "What is used to color it?"
"I didn't color it specially. I just poured soy sauce into it and accidentally poured too much."
"This is... too much."
"Don't just look at the appearance, try it, what if it tastes good?" Xia Shuhui strongly recommended, "I have the confidence, I have received professional training."
Guan Yu put her face close to the steaming bowl, feeling the warm breath of the steam hitting her face, "But it's so hot."
"Then let it cool down for a while before eating." Xia Shuhui poured her a glass of water and placed it next to her, "Drink a glass of water first."
"Thank you." Guan Yu picked up the cup and sipped the water.
"Mom, what about me?"
Xia Shuhui didn't even look at him. She just picked up a cup and placed it in front of him, continuing to stare at Guan Yu.
Ji Jinzhou picked up the empty cup: "......"
Okay, okay, it’s enough for him to just starve.
Xia Shuhui looked at Guan Yu drinking water with a loving look in her eyes, "Ah Yu, are you CPDD? If so, you can come and sleep with me at night."
"Cough, cough, cough." Guan Yu almost spit out a mouthful of water. Ji Jinzhou handed her a tissue at the right time. She wiped the corner of her mouth and raised her head in embarrassment, "What?"
Do you want to have CPDD with her and sleep with her?
Ji Jinzhou was silent for a while, "...Is this right?"
He knew that he had many rivals in love. Although he was surprised that most of them were girls, he accepted it well. However, he never expected that... his mother was one of them.
Guan Yu was still in shock and hadn't yet digested it.
Ji Jinzhou touched her under the table:
Wife, please say something.
"Sorry." Guan Yu declined implicitly, "I am a family man, I won't have sex with anyone, even my mother-in-law."
"What's the connection between having a family and CPDD?" Xia Shuhui propped up her chin, a little puzzled, "Will people with a family never get sick?"
"Get ill?"
"It's just the psychological trauma left after a major accident. I'm not afraid that you'll be held hostage and leave a psychological shadow, so if you're afraid to sleep at night, you can come to me." Xia Shuhui said confidently, "I can comfort you."
"Mom, what's CPDD? It's called PSTD." Ji Jinzhou held his forehead with his hand.
PSTD can also be recorded as CPDD, which almost scared him to death.
"What's the difference? Aren't they all four-letter?"
"...There's a big difference." Ji Jinzhou's eyes rolled and he asked with interest, "Mom, if Guan Yu and I both have PSTD and need your comfort, who would you choose?"
"You also have PSTD?" Xia Shuhui waved her hand casually, "Then you can go and sleep with Si Lai. It's a good opportunity to train you as a comfort dog. You'll have a career path when you grow up."
Ji Jinzhou: "......"
"The noodles don't seem to be that hot anymore." Guan Yu kindly helped him out, "Let's eat the noodles."
"Come and try my cooking." Xia Shuhui's eyes were bright and her face was full of anticipation.
Guan Yu picked up a few noodles and was about to put them in her mouth, but her hand was held down by Ji Jinzhou. He said seriously, "Let me eat first. You can eat after it's not poisonous."
"Tsk." Xia Shuhui said impatiently, "Why are you so annoying, man?"
"Okay." Guan Yu obediently put down her chopsticks and waited for Ji Jinzhou to eat first.
Facing two piercing gazes, Ji Jinzhou picked up a piece of noodles with chopsticks, closed his eyes and took a big bite.
Guan Yu looked expectant: "How is it? Do you feel like you're dead?"