Chapter 1223
Chapter 1223
The three children in the middle were concentrating, clapping their hands to the rhythm and shouting in their childish voices:
"Gu Muying's head is like a ball that was kicked into a department store. The department store sells balls, and what they sell are his heads."
Gu Muying: "......"
His face was full of question marks. Gu Sangyu was stunned and couldn't help but lower her head and purse her lips to smile.
"Brother, you're still laughing!" Gu Muying glared at him angrily, walked towards them with a cold face and folded his arms, stood in front of Guan Yu, and looked down at her:
"Guan Yu."
"Yeah." Guan Yu responded with a smile.
"You're going to teach kids this...horrible stuff?" He laughed angrily.
"Yes." She said confidently.
"You--" Gu Muying took a step forward, Guan Yu turned and ran, hiding behind Ji Jinzhou.
"Ji Jinzhou, I'm taking care of my sister, please go aside." Gu Muying waved her hands impatiently.
Ji Jinzhou uttered two words slowly and playfully: "No."
"I'm her brother."
Guan Yu poked her head out from behind him, then quickly went back in, "I don't recognize you."
Gu Muying said "Hey" and was about to pull Guan Yu out. Ji Jinzhou stepped forward and protected her behind him.
"Just spoil her. If she dares to teach her younger brothers and sisters today, she will dare to teach your son tomorrow." He sneered.
"Who said that?" Guan Yu righteously took a step to the side, leaving Ji Jinzhou's protection area:
"——Who said I only know this one jingle? I also know 'It's noon and the sun is shining, my brother is so hard-working, he breaks corn during the day and sells his butt at night.'"
Gu Muying: "......"
Ji Jinzhou: "......"
Gu Sangyu: “…”
The three men felt a tightness in their hearts at the same time.
Gu Muying sneered and walked towards her with a sullen face, "Guan Yu! Who are you saying is selling your ass?!"
Guan Yu started running around the courtyard, and Gu Muying started to chase her.
"You stop!"
Guan Yu turned around and challenged as she ran: "You clap once, I clap once, Mu Ying is a white-cooked chicken."
"...You're dead! I won't let you go." He quickened his pace and strode after her.
"Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, I'll send you to Hong Kong, but Hong Kong has no doors. I'll send you to Macau, but Macau has no locks. I'll take you to the toilet, but the toilet has no lights, and you'll fall into a shit pit."
"..."
Today, Guan Yu suddenly remembered what her teacher said when she was a student: "Every knowledge point you learn and every word you memorize may be used one day."
Such as now.
If I hadn't diligently memorized those rhymes when I was a child, I wouldn't have had such a strong vocabulary that can piss Gu Muying off to death today.
Gu Muying looked at Guan Yu who was running and looking back to provoke him with a smile, and shouted at her, "Wait a minute, stop right there."
"Do I look like a fool? Just don't—"
boom.
Guan Yu turned her head and was suddenly bumped into a broad embrace. The tip of her nose hit the hard object defensively. Her nose suddenly felt sore and tears almost rolled down.
"Who is it——" She covered her nose, cursed and looked up.
She paused in astonishment, still covering her nose, "Milk..."
"Grandma?" The tall man standing in front of him turned back in confusion, "Where is grandma?"
Guan Yu couldn't help but be attracted by the chest that was only a palm's distance away from her.
in front of her.