Chapter 1286 Frost
"Pfft..." Yan Li couldn't help but laugh out loud when she heard that.
"Your Majesty, since you know that we are good at cheating our fathers, why do you still want to be our adoptive father?" Lin Ling was puzzled.
"Only if you become my princesses, what happened today will not be spread out." The emperor said seriously.
"You are an emperor, who could force you to crawl through a dog hole?" Yan Li was puzzled.
"This is a long story, so let's skip it for now. Are you willing?" The emperor looked at Lin Qiao and Lin Ling.
"Li'er, what do you think?" Lin Ling did not reply to the emperor, but looked at Yan Li.
"I think it's feasible. After all, it's clear at first glance that the head of the Lin family is not a good father. Maybe this emperor who crawled through a dog hole is one." Yan Li said with a smile.
emperor:……
Can you please stop talking about digging a dog hole?
"Okay, we agree." Lin Ling's words made the emperor breathe a sigh of relief.
"What are your names?" The emperor looked at Yan Li and the others.
"Yan Li." Yan Li said her name.
"Yan Li, it sounds pretty nice." The emperor nodded.
"My name is Lin Ling, and this is my sister Lin Qiao." Lin Ling said.
"My two precious daughters, do you have any other requests?" The emperor looked at Lin Ling and Lin Qiao with a smile.
"Marriage is free. You can't just use your status as our godfather to randomly arrange marriages for us." Lin Ling said.
"That's no problem at all." The emperor nodded repeatedly upon hearing this.
I have tasted enough of the pain of random matchmaking, how could I possibly let them experience it again?
"I haven't thought about it yet. I'll talk about it when I think about it." Lin Qiao said.
"Surname, this is the princess token. After you drop your blood to pledge your loyalty, you will be a royal princess." After the emperor said this, he took out two identity tokens and handed them to them.
Yan Li: ...
Could it be that the emperor climbed out of the dog hole just to get his daughter back?
Otherwise, how can you carry the princess token with you!
"Father, is there anything you want to do?" Lin Qiao looked at the emperor curiously.
"I originally wanted to come out and find a few well-behaved children to take home as my daughters. Now that I have found them, I can go back." said the emperor.
Yan Li: ...
I actually guessed it right. What a weird emperor!
"Father, there should be a lot of princesses in the palace, right? But I heard that there are many concubines in the palace." Lin Ling couldn't understand the emperor's strange behavior.
“It is true that a hundred flowers are in full bloom, but they have all been hit by frost,” the emperor complained.
"So now...are you going to...go back in?" Lin Qiao pointed at the dog hole and said to the emperor.
"That's right." The emperor responded and lay down and crawled into the dog hole.
Who knew that as soon as he put his head into the dog hole, he would glare at Da Huang in the palace!
The emperor was so frightened that he quickly shrank back!
"I said that you two are good at cheating your father, and it turns out to be true." The emperor said to Lin Qiao speechlessly.
Lin Qiao: ...
I just said it casually, who knew you would actually climb it?
Yan Li: ...
This emperor is not only weird but also a little bit mentally ill!
"How else can you go back?" Lin Qiao looked at the emperor and asked.
"Of course he entered through the main gate in broad daylight," said the emperor.
"But... there are still dog tooth marks on your pants. People can tell at a glance that you were bitten by a dog." Lin Ling said, pointing at the emperor's pants.
The emperor looked at his pants covered with yellow teeth marks with great sorrow.
This Dahuang is really ungrateful. You know, in the palace, I was the best to it and always gave it delicious food!
"Father, why don't you come to my house and change your clothes?" Lin Ling suggested.
"Okay." The emperor nodded.
Since we are heading towards the Lin family...
"Father, don't you have any secret guards?" Lin Qiao looked at the emperor curiously.
As an emperor, if he doesn’t even have secret guards, wouldn’t that be a failure?
"There are still secret guards, but they always help the Queen keep an eye on me, so I asked them to watch the toilet." The emperor replied.
"The Queen's power is greater than yours?" Lin Qiao said bluntly.
"It's all my fault that I was too young. I even swore to heaven in order to marry the queen. In the palace, her power is equal to mine." The emperor was heartbroken.
"No wonder." Lin Qiao said, covering her mouth and laughing.
Yan Li and the others were very curious about the queen. They felt that since she could make the emperor swear, she must be a legendary woman.
"Girl Yan, wait until I change my clothes and then I will take you back to get the three treasures." The emperor looked at Yan Li embarrassedly.
"It's okay. I'm not in a hurry." Yan Li smiled and shook her head.
It was the first time she had seen an emperor so lacking in dignity!
In fact, what Yan Li didn’t know was that ever since they caught him crawling through a dog hole, the emperor could no longer maintain his dignity!
"Girl Yan, look, there is a counterfeit of you over there, and there is another one over there, and there are two counterfeits of you fighting over something." The emperor suddenly exclaimed, pointing ahead.
Yan Li: ...
I gave the stand-ins orders to buy all kinds of expensive items, and it seems that they carried out the orders very thoroughly!
They are fighting with themselves!
"Girl Yan, look, there is another counterfeit of yours in that store. She kicked the man who was trying to snatch something from her away." The emperor pointed to a store and spoke again.
He felt like he was about to question his life!
"Let's go and take a look." After Yan Li said that, he walked towards the two stand-ins who were fighting for something.
"Here comes another one." Everyone exclaimed when they saw Yan Li.
Yan Li: ...
I am the authentic one, okay? What do you mean there is another one?
"Grandpa Chu, are you treating them like pets?" Yan Li looked at Grandfather Chu and Grandfather Zhou with a frown on his face.
"Lier, it's a misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding..." Before Old Ancestor Chu finished speaking, he took back all his substitutes.
Seeing this, several old men lowered their heads in disappointment.
Of course, when Yan Li took the substitutes back, she brought back all the things she had purchased.
Yan Li took a look and found that the harvest was quite rich!
"Li'er, can you lend it to us to play with... for a while?" Old Ancestor Fan looked at Yan Li.
"No, if I let you slip away again, people from the Wuyuan Empire will call me a monster when they see me." Yan Li immediately refused.
"Puchi..." The emperor on the side couldn't help laughing out loud when he saw these ancestors being humiliated for the first time.
"What are you laughing at, little emperor?" Old Ancestor Yu looked at him with a cold gaze.
"No...no, I just couldn't help it." The emperor waved his hands repeatedly upon hearing this.
"See you got bitten by a dog, and now you're crawling through a dog hole again?" Old Ancestor Chu looked at him.
emperor:……
How would they know if I dug a dog hole myself?
"You've become the first emperor in history to crawl through a dog hole, and you still can laugh?" Old Ancestor Yu looked at the emperor.
.........
The other ancestors also started talking one after another...