Chapter 1335 Waiting for the rabbit
What this guy hopes most now is that Nan Yi, Cui Dake, or Yan Douchong can come to the toilet... and then he can launch a sneak attack and run away. If he meets other people... then it can only be considered that the other party is unlucky.
With the experience of fighting Qiao Buwang last time, Da Zhuang did not intend to fight to the end this time... After all, the weather was getting warmer and most people were not asleep at this time.
Wang Tiedan is a strong man and he cannot beat Dazhuang. Today Dazhuang is alone so this guy doesn't want to meet him.
Dazhuang squatted in the toilet for half an hour and almost died of suffocation...
"How come it stinks worse than the toilet in a steel mill? Don't these bastards clean it?"
Siheyuan Yan Family
Yan Bugui was sharing his experience of sitting with his family when he suddenly felt uncomfortable in his stomach...
"Liberation, Jiekuang, we should not only diet in advance, but also clean our stomachs. Only in this way can we eat more tomorrow. Now, who of you will go to the toilet with me...?"
After dinner, the third aunt went to the small room with Xiao Jie Di to rest. Lin Chen had already helped her to apply the fire needle. Now she didn't want to think about that kind of thing at all...
Every night, it’s just the three of them, Yan Bugui and his father. Since they have a banquet the next day...so the stingy man is particularly cautious. Now, whenever he wants to go out to the toilet, he has to take his son with him.
Yan Jiefang immediately became unhappy after hearing this and only ate a small steamed bun for dinner... His stomach was already growling with hunger, and there was no way he could eat anything.
"Dad, why are you so inconsistent? Yesterday you said that we shouldn't go to the toilet easily after eating something, we have to digest it before we can go. And you advocated going to the toilet once every three days... Why are you changing your mind now?"
Yan Bugui immediately glared at his second son and said, "What do you know, kid? This is a different time! If you are not sitting at the table, you should digest it thoroughly, but there will be a big banquet tomorrow! So you have to clean it up temporarily."
Yan Bugui thought that it might be because he hadn't gone to the toilet for a few days, and his stomach began to hurt.
As a result, Yan Jiefang and Yan Jiekuang refused to go down...mainly because they were resentful because they did not have enough to eat.
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Yan Jiefang turned over in bed with his back facing his father...
"No, no, you're right anyway... I'll clean my stomach tomorrow morning. It's not too late. You're taking me to the toilet after I've only eaten a steamed bun..."
Yan Bugui is having a severe stomachache now, and has no time to spend with his son...
"Okay, okay, if you don't go, I'll go by myself!"
Just when Dazhuang was complaining about the irritating toilet, Yan Bugui came over with a groan... Because he was in a hurry, the old man didn't even bring a flashlight.
"You little brat, I'll let you drink only soup tomorrow morning..."
Yan Bugui walked towards the toilet while complaining...
Dazhuang was so excited that he couldn't suppress the smile on his face because he heard Yan Bugui's voice.
"Hey, it's worth it that I've been waiting for so long... Today I'm going to show Lao Bangcai what it means to sit back and wait for something to happen."
The two guys are old acquaintances. When they fought in Shangdazhuang and Siheyuan... it was Yan Bugui who mobilized all the women in the courtyard to attack the other side... This time, the enemies really met on a narrow road.
"Come on, come on! I can wait for you..."
For Dazhuang, dealing with Yan Bugui was a piece of cake, easier than for others.
Yan Bugui had no idea that someone was planning to launch a sneak attack in the toilet, and this had never happened before.
As a result, just as he walked into the toilet, a dark shadow rushed towards him...
"Who is it? Don't you have eyes? Third uncle..."
Yan Bugui thought that it was someone from the yard who had just finished unloading the goods and was out...so he hurriedly reminded the other party.
Dazhuang would not pay any attention to him. He would never let himself be caught again. Facing Lao Bangcai's questioning, Dazhuang received a punch straight at him...
"Ouch! My glasses..."
When Yan Bugui was hit by a sudden punch, his first reaction was that his glasses were broken!
After Dazhuang succeeded in hitting the target with his punch, he threw a side kick... Yan Bugui, who was covering his nose, lost his balance and fell into the urinal with a plop.
Now Dazhuang will not fight a fierce battle with the other party. After he succeeds, this guy will run away.
If he gets caught fighting, this guy will be in big trouble.
Last time, Yan Bugui called on all the women in the hospital to tease Dazhuang, but only a month had passed... and Dazhuang came to take revenge.
Now, Yan Bugui's nose bleeding and falling into the urinal are no big deal. When he fell just now, his head happened to hit the toilet wall.
This time, the stingy guy fainted directly...
Dazhuang was still running away, and he didn't care about Yan Bugui's life or death.
Ten minutes passed
Seeing that his father had not returned yet, Yan Jiekuang gently kicked his second brother.
"Second brother, why hasn't our father come back yet...?"
Yan Jiefang turned over and said: "He must have grown up in hiding! He should be back soon..."
Yan Jiekuang thought his second brother's words made sense, so he didn't take it seriously. So the two brothers started to discuss tomorrow's big banquet...
As a result, when the two brothers were talking about what delicious dishes would be for tomorrow's banquet, they were startled by Xu Damao's knock on the door.
"Third Aunt, hurry up, Third Uncle has fallen into the toilet! Hurry up, don't waste your time..."
Just now Xu Damao went to the toilet, and as soon as he entered, he saw Yan Bugui lying in the urinal.
Luckily, this kid brought a flashlight. If he had come in and peed, Yan Bugui would have been humiliated...
The boy looked at Yan Bugui's face covered in blood and did not dare to move... so he hurried back to call for help.
When the Yan brothers heard that their father had fallen into the toilet, they both jumped up in surprise.
"Brother Damao, go call my elder brother... We'll be there soon after we put on our clothes..."
Xu Damao had already run to the next yard to call Boss Yan... Now many people in the yard heard the noise and walked out of their homes.
In the courtyard, only the Yan brothers, who were hungry, went to bed early. After all, this would save them energy... Most of the other residents were still asleep.
"Hurry, hurry, the third uncle fell into the toilet!"
"Hey, I haven't seen Uncle Three for a few days... I thought he moved away?"
Sha Zhu and Jia Huzi happily ran to the gate one after the other... and other people in the yard followed with flashlights.
In order to have a smooth feast, Yan Bugui resisted the urge to watch the fight between the Jia family members. But he never expected that what was coming would still come...
At this moment, a car appeared under the street light at the entrance of the alley without anyone noticing...
Lin Chen noticed Da Zhuang when he entered Nanluoguxiang just now. Seeing his sneaky look... Lin Chen, who had already reached home, left quietly again.
Lin Chen saw the whole process of this guy hiding in the toilet, and he also wanted to know who would be unlucky... But no one came out for a long time, and when Da Zhuang couldn't wait any longer... Lin Chen helped him choose someone who could do it.
Otherwise, how could Yan Bugui suddenly feel uncomfortable in his stomach...
Lin Chen thought that since his good neighbor Jia Zhang didn't sit at the table, Old Yan should also be there.
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