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"Ohhhh! That feels really good, 416. How much do you think we should tip this bartender to give us a pole dance?"
G11 asked expectantly.
"My dear guest, this bar does not provide this kind of service. Please restrain yourself, otherwise I will want to fork you out and hang you on the wall with a towel hook as a warning to others."
Moyin maintained a kind smile and spoke to G11.
"Aa ...
G11 was so scared that he shrank into HK416's arms and apologized to Moyin tremblingly.
"Well, you are a good kid if you admit your mistakes and correct them. Now I will make you rum ice cream."
After placing the processed strawberries in a cup to pickle, Moyin took out the rum and started making rum ice cream for G11.
"Commander, this suit suits your figure very well."
Type 95 and Type 97 sat down at the bar, and Type 95 began to praise.
"I didn't expect what Dorothy said was true. Commander, you're here to be the bartender for the limited time. Do you have any girls' wine?"
Type 97 asked jokingly.
"I guess the wine you exchange in the system mall is not the authentic daughter's red wine. I have to secretly find a family that has this custom to dig out a jar of authentic daughter's red wine for you. But if you just want to drink glutinous rice wine, there must be some."
While handing G11 the rum ice cream he ordered, Moyin answered Jiuqishi's questions.
"Wow, the commander is actually going to steal something for Jiuqi! I'm so touched!"
Jiu Qi said happily.
"Jiuqi, you can't let the Commander do such an excessive thing. Daughter's red wine symbolizes the deep love of a father for his daughter. This kind of stealing is very excessive. Commander, you can't do such a thing, okay?"
Jiuwushi began to teach Moyin and Jiuqishi.
"Yes, there will be compensation... something like a safe house, a long life, or something like that. It won't be for nothing."
Moyin explained with a wry smile that he didn't like to owe others anything, so if he really took something from others, he would naturally give some compensation.
"Well, that's fine."
Jiuwushi nodded with satisfaction.
"So what would you two like to order?"
Moyin asked.
"If you have osmanthus wine, I'd like to try it. If not, Commander, please recommend one to me."
Jiuwushi spoke.
"Yes, yes, yes, of course."
"Then I want the same thing as Sister Jiuwu~ Ah, can you give me a string of candied haws as well?"
"Row."
Moyin poured a cup of osmanthus wine for Jiuwushi and Jiuqishi, then exchanged some malt sugar from the system space and put it into the pot to make syrup. Then he strung wild fruits such as crabapple on bamboo sticks, and after the syrup cooled down, he coated the strung wild fruits with the syrup and froze them hard using the ice method. Then he handed the string of freshly made candied haws to Jiuqishi.
"Wow... Commander, I want to eat candied haws too!"
G11 drooled as he looked at the crystal clear candied haws in Jiuqishi's hand and made an expectant request.
"Okay, I'll make you one later."
Moyin first made a strawberry lemon cocktail with pickled strawberries and brought it to HK416, and then made candied haws for G11.
HK416 bit the straw and took a sip of the strawberry lemon cocktail, and a lovely blush appeared on her face.
"I say, isn't it a bit strange to eat snacks like candied haws in a bar?"
HK416 asked.
"I think since I am a bartender and have the ability to prepare the snacks you want, it's fine if you want to prepare them."
"Then come over here and give me a few kisses as a snack!"
"This, this is..."
Moyin gave a somewhat troubled smile.
"What! You can't do it!? You can do it!"
HK416 banged on the bar counter.
"Of course I can do it, but I'm afraid I won't be able to control myself after the kiss and will just go ahead and do it."
"Then do it!"
The drunk HK416 shouted loudly.
"Today I will serve all the humanoids as a bartender, so I will accompany you next time."
"Hmph, I'll let you go today then."
ten minutes later.
After finishing his strawberry cocktail, HK416 climbed over the bar, squatted down and hugged Moyin.
"Hey, 416, no matter what..."
"Shut up! I won't disturb you, just shut up and work, or I'll scold you!"
"Wow, 416 is really scary when he's drunk."
G11, who was eating candied haws, said with lingering fear.
“Ah, ahahaha…”
Moyin had no choice but to smile helplessly.
"Moyin, Moyin, can you do whatever you want when you are drunk?"
Jiu Qi Shi asked with a devilish smile.
"No, it's 416 who can do whatever he wants when he's drunk."
"Hey, why are you so biased?"
"Because 416 got drunk... ahem."
"Wo Chai Meiyou is drunk!"
416 protested vaguely.
"Okay, okay, I'm not drunk."
Moyin touched 416's head to comfort him.
"Oh, Commander, it's really rare to see you. Would you like to drink two glasses of water of life with me?"
A-91 staggered to the bar, reeking of alcohol, and sat down.
"How much did you drink?"
Moyin complained speechlessly.
"No, not much. Well, only about seven or eight boxes of water of life."
A-91 said drunkenly, propping his cheek with his arm.
"Drink from the box... You drink from morning till night."
Moyin was also somewhat shocked by A-91's drinking capacity.
"Don't worry, if there's a mission, I can take down anyone in my current state, and it won't delay the mission. So, come and have a drink together?"
A-91 unscrewed his metal hip flask and took a sip, then handed it to Moyin.
"Then drink some."
Moyin took the metal wine bottle from A-91 and took a sip. A spicy fire immediately flowed into his throat.
"Not bad, not bad! You are still good. The day before yesterday, I caught a honey badger and it lay unconscious on the ground after drinking a sip. That was really lame."
Seeing that Moyin drank the wine out of respect, A-91 said happily.
"Don't just force anyone to drink."
"Then come drink with me!"
A-91 opened his mouth and asked for it.
"I don't want to be drunk all day. If you want to drink, why don't you go find Bobosha and the others?"
"Oh, I found her. She fell down drunk."
"........."
Moyin was completely speechless.
"Oh, what is this cute little thing these two are eating?"
A-91 looked curiously at the candied haws in the hands of Type 11 and G.
"Hey, this is a delicious snack from my hometown. Would you like a bunch?"
"Wow, the delicious food from the Commander's hometown. I must try it."
A91 nodded with great interest.
Moyin then started making candied haws for A-91.
At this time, a blue-haired girl in a blue and white kimono blowing bubble gum walked into the bar.
"Commander, I want some stuffed toys, can you give them to me?"
The blue-haired girl walked up to Shiki-Kyuu.
"M249, of course I can give you a stuffed animal, but since you're in a bar, why don't you have something to drink?"
"Then, please give me a cup, nothing too spicy."
M249 lazily lay on the bar.
"Then I'll give you a nice and relaxing cup of sugarrush."
Moyin exchanged a few cute plush toys from the system mall and handed them to M249, then began to mix sugarrush.