Chapter 1565: The Quirky Pinglu
Lu Yun's eyes widened. He never expected that this Zangshi was actually in cahoots with Tiandilou!
Isn't this like a sheep walking into a tiger's mouth?
Long Dapao shouted, "Brother Lu! I'll hold this bitch back! You run!"
As he said that, he rushed forward!
But just as he took a step, the floor beneath his feet was covered with spider patterns, and the raised Qinglong sword smashed to the ground, creating a big hole in the floor!
"In the outside world, it might take some effort to kill you, but inside this magical weapon of mine, killing you is as easy as stepping on an ant!"
The woman said with a smile.
Lu Yun's face was extremely gloomy, and he was thinking about how to escape.
But being in someone else's magic weapon is like stepping into a world controlled by someone else. In this world, she is the sky, and she can control the laws of nature in this area!
This is a deadly situation no matter how you think about it!
It is not Lu Yun's character to sit and wait for death. Even if there is little hope, he will die without regrets!
But just as Lu Yun was about to attack, he heard pleasant laughter that sounded like a symphony coming into his ears.
“Hahaha…..hahaha! I can’t take it anymore! I can’t pretend anymore! I’m dying of laughter! I’m dying of laughter!!”
The woman held her stomach and laughed so hard that she fell backwards.
At this moment, Long Dapao was surprised to find that the huge force pressing on him had disappeared inexplicably!
At this point, Lu Yun also knew that he had been fooled by the woman in front of him!
"What on earth do you mean?"
The woman tried hard to hold back her laughter, but when she saw Lu Yun’s serious face, she couldn’t help but laugh out loud again!
Lu Yun: "..."
"I can't take it anymore! I can't take it anymore! I'm laughing so hard that I'm out of breath!" The woman covered her stomach and said, "Ouch! Don't worry! I have no ill will towards you. I was just joking with you just now."
Lu Yun complained in his heart, is this a joke? And why is this Xiaoyao Immortal a woman? Why is she so out of tune?
"Don't look at me with resentment. If anyone is to blame, it's you. This is all your own fault!" The woman looked at Lu Yun, whose face was still gloomy and uncertain, and pouted and said, "Who told you to come to Tianqi City for almost a month and not come to Dirty Market!"
Lu Yun was stunned when he heard this. Big sister! If my memory serves me right, this should be the first time we met! Why do I seem like a heartless man who has no home to go back to and is hanging around outside?
"Why do we come to Dirty Market when we come to Apocalypse City? There is no logic at all!" Lu Yun said puzzledly.
Before the woman could give a reply, Wang Xiaoliu raised his hand and said, "I know this. As the saying goes, if you come to Tianqi City and don't come to Zangshi, it's a wasted trip!"
"Get out of my way!" Before Lu Yun could say anything, Long Dapao hit Wang Xiaoliu on the head with an electric cannon. It was already this late and he was still showing off!
"Okay! Stop pretending! Aren't you from Tianqi City here to sell the stolen goods? With all the treasures from the ancient heaven in your hands, who else can afford them except Tiandilou and Dirty Market?"
The woman said with a look of "I have you figured out".
Lu Yun said puzzledly: "Since we are discussing business, if we don't come to you, can't you come to us? Or even send someone to notify us?"
The woman shook her head and said, "No! That would be so embarrassing for me!"
Lu Yun: "..."
Lu Yun let out a long breath, repeating in his mind: "Don't be angry! Don't be angry! Don't be angry!"
"Okay, okay! At worst, I can just give you 10% less of the commission we get from the dirty market for your treasures. That should be fine, right?" the woman said with a smile.
It was this sentence that made Lu Yun start to take seriously the woman in front of him who had an angelic face but a quirky personality.
After going through so much hardship, he didn't think anyone would make such a big concession just because he was handsome.
After thinking about it, there is only one possibility left.
"Is there any feud between your Zang City and Tiandi Tower?" Lu Yun asked tentatively.
"You have a pretty smart little head!" The woman did not deny it, nor did she quibble, but admitted it openly.
"That's right! Zangshi and Tiandilou have a grudge against each other, but what I said just now is also true. The current owner of Tiandilou is indeed my sister! My real sister!"
The woman just thought about reminiscing about the past and sighed!
It was interrupted by a very discordant "crack" sound!
The woman looked at Lu Yun, who was sitting next to her, eating melon seeds and waiting to eat melon, with a calm face, and suddenly lost interest.
"Don't stop! Why did you stop talking halfway? I just took out the melon seeds!" Not only that, Lu Yun even took the initiative to analyze, "I think you two were as close as brothers before, and then you broke up because of something!"
Lu Yun's gossip soul is burning at this moment.
After all, who doesn’t love gossip?
"But that's not the case!" The woman snatched a handful of melon seeds from Lu Yun's hand and continued, "We have been at odds since we were young, but later we became disciples of the same person, my closest master, Immortal Xiaoyao!"
"Fuck! It turns out you are not the Immortal Xiaoyao!" Lu Yun interrupted.
The woman was a little unhappy at first, but she burst into laughter when she heard Lu Yun's words, "When did I say I was a free and easy immortal? My name is Pinglu! But when this dirty market was opened, it was indeed named after my master!"
Lu Yun glared at Wang Xiaoliu who was standing next to him, turned his head and continued, "You continue!"
"But later, because of Xiaoyao Immortal's peaceful character, my sister betrayed her master and joined a more powerful and ambitious immortal, and then founded Tiandi Tower! I was so angry that I did my best to dirty the city, not for anything else, just to annoy Tiandi Tower and make things difficult for them!"
Lu Yun was secretly delighted. As the saying goes, the enemy of my enemy is my friend!
Although this dirty street cannot be completely trusted, there is one thing that is beyond doubt: Sheng Xue can at least be protected from being hunted down by the Tiandi Tower by staying here.
Suddenly Lu Yun thought of a question: "The Tiandi Building is mainly based on intelligence, your dirty street will not also..."
"Yeah! The same is true for my dirty street! The auction house is just our sideline, otherwise why wouldn't I even bother to come up with a name!"
When Lu Yun heard this, he looked at Ping Lu with fiery eyes and asked, "Do you have any news about the Lord of the Upper Realm?"
"Of course! That's what we do!" Pinglu said, patting her chest.
Lu Yun was overjoyed. He didn't expect that he would get unexpected gains just by going out to check out the place!