Chapter 1606 My Imperial Father
Lu Yun looked at the middle-aged man who was kneeling in front of him and crying with snot bubbles coming out of his nose with a confused look on his face.
He looked again at the gravel pressing on his feet.
Lu Yun felt that his CPU was about to burn out!
He just couldn't understand why, after he blew up someone else's imperial tomb, that is, the emperor's ancestral tomb, the emperor didn't get angry or show off his power, but instead knelt down and called him daddy!
What the hell kind of logic is this!
Do you recognize a thief as your father?
The customs of the people in the West Wind Empire are too fierce!
Just when Lu Yun was still feeling dizzy, a large number of people standing in front of him suddenly knelt down!
Maybe just now they still had some doubts about Lu Yun's identity as the previous emperor, but now they believe it 100% unconditionally.
They might have mistaken the emperor, but could the emperor mistake his own father?
Blood is thicker than water! This slovenly fellow must be the previous emperor.
But what a coincidence, their emperor, Wang Gang, really recognized the wrong father!
Wang Gang was also very confused. He had just been playing in the bathtub with his little beauties!
I've taken the medicine and am ready to go into battle!
As a result, with a loud bang, the spear turned into a whip.
Then a servant came and said that the imperial tomb had exploded and the previous emperor had been reincarnated.
It seems that this guy has read a lot of comic books!
When Wang Gang heard that his father had climbed out of the coffin, he didn't care about the spear or the whip! He suppressed the effect of the drug and pulled up his pants.
After all, he was a corrupt official who lived a life of debauchery and wine, but he still remembered vividly the feeling of being hit by the soles of his father's shoes!
But after these ministers knelt down, they opened their mouths wide, but no one made a sound.
The scene was extremely embarrassing!
Because they don’t know what to shout?
The imperial system in the upper realm is different from that in other planes.
After all, people from the upper realm, even the so-called ordinary people, have a long lifespan, not to mention the ruler of a country who has the support of the national treasury. Even if they just pile up natural treasures, they can still build up their cultivation.
This results in a large deviation in the length of an emperor's reign, ranging from a few thousand years to tens of thousands of years.
Moreover, there is basically no such thing as illness in the upper realm. The vast majority of people die in conflicts and wars, and the rest die of old age due to reaching the end of their lifespan!
The way of succession in all the upper realms is generally to wait until the previous emperor passes away before the next emperor can take office!
Therefore, there is no possibility of two emperors living together!
This has led to the current situation where the minister is kneeling with his mouth open but no one knows what to shout.
It would definitely be inappropriate to call him "Emperor", after all, the current emperor was kneeling in front of them!
Then the question arises, what else can we call the emperor if not the emperor?
You can't just call him "Father" like the emperor!
Lu Yun was so shocked that his jaw almost dropped to the ground.
I thought: I'm going to blow up your ancestral graves too?
An unhappy voice interrupted Lu Yun's thoughts.
"Marshal! Why didn't you kneel down when you saw the previous emperor?"
Only then did Lu Yun discover that a man wrapped in silver armor stood out among the kneeling ministers like a crane among chickens.
"Why should I kneel down to a person of unknown origin?" A neither humble nor arrogant voice came from the helmet.
Lu Yun almost cried when he heard this. It turns out that there are still normal people in the West Wind Empire!
"How dare you speak so arrogantly in front of two emperors! You will be torn to pieces by a chariot!"
Another minister spoke up.
Lu Yun didn't care about so much anymore. He rushed out in one step, picked up the general dressed in silver, and disappeared in front of everyone in the blink of an eye.
"Let me go!" A tremendous amount of spiritual energy burst out from the general's body, and was about to shake Lu Yun away.
But the flames that came out of Lu Yun's body instantly absorbed all his vast spiritual energy.
In an instant, he was transformed into an ordinary person without any spiritual energy!
"You...what did you do to me? Where are you touching? Let me go, you pervert!"
"I'm warning you! Don't say the three words 'Deng Tuzi' again! Otherwise I can't guarantee your personal safety!"
When Lu Yun heard the three words "Dengtuzi", he seemed to have turned into a cat with its fur standing on end!
He gets angry whenever he hears this name. It's all because of that old man that he ended up in this situation, and you dare to mention him to me!
If I see that you are not a man, I will kill you on the spot!
The dignified general who defended the country was actually intimidated by Lu Yun and became obedient.
The main reason was that Lu Yun's imperial energy was protecting his body at full power, which had too much impact on a person who had no spiritual energy at all.
It’s like in the pitch-black night, someone suddenly shines a spotlight into your eyes. Do you think you can open your eyes?
The ministers and emperor of the Xifeng Empire who watched Lu Yun leave looked at each other!
A thought popped up in everyone's mind: The previous emperor must have been so impatient in the imperial mausoleum!
What Wang Gang was thinking was: This is definitely my father. His obsessive-compulsive look is exactly like my own.
It also dispelled the doubts that Wang Gang had long had in his mind: whether he was the biological son of the previous emperor.
After all, the character and personality of the previous emperor were completely different from his!
As the king of a country, not only does he not drink alcohol, he even looks at beautiful women but never touches them!
He originally thought that his father was not good at that! Now it seems that he has good intentions and is setting an example for me!
Looking back on the past, Wang Gang couldn't help but burst into tears and wrote a 300-word essay titled "My Imperial Father".
It is bound to spread widely in the West Wind Empire.
After running for an unknown amount of time, Lu Yun finally found a sparsely populated place and broke into a house without thinking twice.
Lu Yun panted and threw the person under his shoulder to the ground.
As luck would have it, the helmet on his head fell off.
An impeccably refined face with a few messy hairs came into Lu Yun's sight.
He never expected that the person he kidnapped was actually a woman, and he had just run with her while holding her, and the position he held happened to be the breast!
Looking back now, Lu Yun realized that the soft feeling was not an illusion!
That’s not right!
He clearly remembered that when he spoke just now, he made that rough masculine voice!
Lu Yun widened his eyes and took two steps back!
"Are you a shemale?"
"Shemale? What the hell is a shemale? Who are you? Why are you in the Imperial Mausoleum? And did you blow up the Imperial Mausoleum?"
"Damn! Not only is you a shemale! You're also a voice actor monster! But I have to say, your voice is pretty nice!"