Harry Potter Returns from Baldur's Gate

Harry thought Hogwarts was a really great place.
What could be more suitable for a seasoned adventurer than a castle filled with magic and ancient relics?
Hermione thought Hogwarts was a really great place.
Although it is filled with unregistered wild psykers, it is free of the taint of Chaos and the shameful rebellion.
Malfoy thought Hogwarts was a really great place.
What better place is there than a castle with no unruly people or dangerous monsters holding pitchforks ready to refuse payment, but with a 24-hour canteen and warm beds?
Neville thought Hogwarts was a really great place.
There are no endless gang fights, no elusive cyber psychopaths, and no damn corporate dogs.
Dumbledore thought Hogwarts was a really great place.
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Ron thought Hogwarts was crazy!
Even though I had experienced everything, I went back to five years ago when I passed Platform 9 3 Quarters.
And everything that happened here was completely inconsistent with what he had experienced back then.
Merlin's pants! This Hogwarts is crazy!