Chapter 56 I Help You Take It All
Thousand Immortals Sect.
That morning, although Wang Ergou was not at home, after hanging up the clothes, the third sister still made Qianbao porridge for breakfast.
However, after the Thousand Treasures Porridge was ready, when she called for dinner, Ye Fei and Ding Dashan both hid in the room and pretended not to hear.
They were waiting until Zhao Yunlong finished eating and was fine before they took action.
"Brother, just wait and see, Zhao Yunlong will be finished soon. I was watching when Third Sister was cooking porridge just now, and I felt that she obviously didn't put in enough one thousand kinds of herbs. Something bad is bound to happen today. Usually, if Master misses one kind of herb, the toxicity is so high. If she missed several kinds today, it would be fatal!"
Ding Dashan looked worried: "There are a thousand kinds of medicinal herbs. I'm afraid I'll miss a few. If Senior Sister misses ten or eight kinds, that would be abnormal."
"That makes sense!" Ye Fei nodded: "However, Zhao Yunlong has been in there for a while, should we go take a look first? If something went wrong, it should have happened by now."
"Why are you in such a hurry?" Ding Dashan curled his lips and said, "What if we go in now and Senior Sister asks us to serve the food, should we do it or not?
If you go to serve it, should you eat it or not?
If we don't eat, Senior Sister will think that we don't trust her, and with her temper, she will definitely be angry again.
But what if you eat it and get poisoned?
After being poisoned, what if Senior Sister is a half-baked person and she can't figure out which herbs were missing in a short while, then we will be poisoned to death, right?"
"Well, your analysis is correct!" Ye Fei nodded.
He felt that Ding Dashan's analysis of things was sometimes very clear and logical.
After a few minutes, Ye Fei finally couldn't hold back any longer: "Dashan, can we go now?"
Because the people from Qingfeng Village came to make trouble yesterday, he didn't have any dinner last night, and he was so hungry that he couldn't stand it anymore.
"Let's go!" Ding Dashan nodded: "It should be about time now, we can go!"
The two brothers immediately strode towards Wang Ergou's house.
As they walked to the door, they happened to meet Zhao Yunlong coming out of the house.
Zhao Yulong rubbed his round belly as if nothing had happened: "Haha, the porridge made by Senior Sister is so delicious!"
Ye Fei and Ding Dashan looked at each other, and there was surprise in their eyes.
Not poisoned?
It seems that Senior Sister still has some skills...
They rushed into the house in a hurry, but as soon as they entered the house, they were both dumbfounded.
But I saw my senior sister was washing the pot. Next to her, there was a big bowl of porridge full of porridge, which Zhengdao was eating with relish.
"Gone?" Ye Fei and Ding Dashan exclaimed in unison.
"Yeah!" The third sister nodded. "I called you several times, but you didn't say anything. I thought you weren't hungry, so I let Zhao Yunlong finish it! Well, there is only one bowl left. Zhao Yunlong really can't eat any more, so I gave it all to him."
Ye Fei: “…”
Ding Dashan: “…”
"Haha, Third Senior Sister, can you make some more for us?" Ding Dashan said with a smile.
"What? You were afraid that the porridge I made was poisonous, so you didn't dare to eat it. Now you asked me to make it again for you. Are you not afraid of being poisoned now?" The third sister looked at Ye Fei and Ding Dashan with disdain: "Go hungry and wait for dinner. This is the price you pay for not trusting me!"
"Gurgle..." At this moment, Ye Fei's stomach growled.
“Pfft…” The third sister couldn’t help but burst out laughing. She pointed at Zheng Dao’s bowl of porridge and said, “If you’re really hungry, you can talk to Zheng Dao and ask him to give you some!”
"Woof woof..." Zheng Dao immediately looked up and barked twice at Ye Fei.
"Who wants what you have eaten!" Ye Fei said to Zheng Dao with contempt, then turned around and walked out dejectedly.
He walked to the bluestone slab where he usually meditated and began to meditate with his eyes closed.
He had discovered long ago that whenever he was hungry, meditation seemed to relieve his hunger.
After a while, Ding Dashan came to him and whispered, "Hey, brother, just bear with it, it will be over soon, and dinner will be ready soon."
"Fuck you, what time is it now? There's still another five or six hours before dinner!" Ye Fei cursed with his eyes closed: "Damn it, it's all your fault. If you hadn't been so smart and made such a stupid analysis, would we have starved..."
"Hurrah..."
Before Ye Fei finished speaking, he heard the sound of drinking porridge beside him.
Ye Fei suddenly opened his eyes, only to see Ding Dashan drinking a bowl of porridge.
"Fuck, you're drinking porridge here by yourself, and you told me to just be patient and it will be over?" Ye Fei was stunned: "Where did you get the porridge?"
"Zhengdao's!" Ding Dashan curled his lips. "After you left, I discussed it with Zhengdao, and Zhengdao gave me his bowl. Although Dao Ge likes to bite us, he's actually a pretty good dog as long as we don't run away."
"You're awesome!" Ye Fei gave Ding Dashan a thumbs up: "You're fighting for even the dog's food, you're really a talent!"
"Haha..." Ding Dashan curled his lips in disdain: "This is nothing. When I was a kid, I had nothing to eat, so I even snatched the pigs' food. The food that Zhengdao eats is the cleanest of all the animals I've ever seen. Senior Brother, do you want me to share some with you?"
"I don't want it, just enjoy it slowly!" Ye Fei continued to meditate with his eyes closed.
I would rather starve to death than eat what the dog leaves behind.
"Slurp, slurp..." Ding Dashan squatted beside Ye Fei and drank porridge continuously until he finished the bowl of porridge. Then he turned around and left with the empty bowl.
Back in Wang Ergou's room, he put the empty bowl in Third Senior Sister's dishwashing basin: "Third Senior Sister, I have already sent my senior brother's bowl of porridge to him, and he has finished it. I am so kind to my senior brother, he doesn't want to eat, I just need to bring it to him to feed him. Hey, I am almost starving myself, it's time for me to eat too."
After saying that, he took out another large bowl of porridge from the cupboard and began to drink it with a slurp.
"Hmph, I've saved some for you today. Next time I call you for dinner, if you don't show up in time, I won't save any for you!" said the third sister in a cold voice.
"Hehe, I will definitely not be late next time." Ding Dashan said with a smile.
"Eat quickly, I need to wash the dishes!" said the third sister with a stern face.
“Hmmmm…” Ding Dashan nodded.
"Hurrah..."
Since the porridge was not that hot anymore and Ding Dashan had a big mouth, he finished the whole bowl of porridge in just a few mouthfuls.
He wiped his mouth and smiled at the third sister: "Hey, sister, after dinner, shall we go up the mountain to collect herbs?"
“No!” Third Senior Sister said, “Master told me to keep an eye on you guys before he left the mountain. If I take you to collect herbs, I’m worried about leaving Junior Brother Ye and Zhao Yunlong at home!”
Before Wang Ergou went down the mountain, he specifically told Xiao San that Zhao Yunlong would definitely not behave himself in the near future, and that he was extremely sinister and cunning. Wang Ergou said that she did not need to be too defensive against Ye Fei and Ding Dashan, as they would at most just run away and would not hurt her.
But this is not necessarily the case for Zhao Yunlong. He asked her to be more careful with him to prevent him from hurting her, Ye Fei and Ding Dashan.
"Oh, I understand, senior sister. You are afraid that Junior Brother Zhao will run away with you, right?" Ding Dashan said.
The third sister rolled her eyes at Ding Dashan and changed the subject directly: "Dashan, can you set a trap?"
"Put a clamp?" Ding Dashan looked confused.
"Didn't those people from Qingfeng Village put a lot of traps at the back door yesterday? Master didn't have time to put them back before he went down the mountain. I want to see if I can put the traps back. Otherwise, if someone or a wild beast comes to attack Qianxian Sect, we'll be in trouble." The third sister looked worried.
"I can't do it!" Ding Dashan shook his head: "I'm pretty good at stepping on the clamps."
"Get out!" the third sister shouted coldly.
"Hehe, Third Senior Sister, I'm leaving now!" Ding Dashan turned around and left.
After he left the house, he immediately ran to Ye Fei and whispered mysteriously, "Brother, this is great news, do you want to hear it?"
"No!" Ye Fei said with his eyes closed: "Now unless there is food, it is good news for me, anything else is not good news."
"What if I think of a way to escape?" Ding Dashan whispered, "Don't you think that the time when Master is away is a perfect opportunity for us to escape? We can't beat that old fox, so can't we beat this little fox, Senior Sister?
The remaining half month is our only chance to escape. If we still can't escape in this half month, we can only wait for that old fox to come back and use us to practice evil skills!"
"What method?" Ye Fei finally opened his eyes: "Tell me?"
Ding Dashan was indeed right. The half month that Wang Ergou was away was really precious.
The thousands of graves he saw on the back mountain last night had already frightened him, and now he was just like when he first arrived, all he wanted to do was run away. He no longer wanted to learn any medical or poison skills.
But don't fail to learn the medical and poison skills, or you will become the drug guide, that would be tragic.
"My method is, uh..." Before Ding Dashan could finish his words, a large amount of blood suddenly gushed out of his mouth.
He wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth and looked down at the blood on his hands: "What, what happened?"
Ye Fei frowned and looked hurriedly at Zhao Yunlong who was sitting in meditation under a tree not far away.
My goodness, I don’t know when, he had already leaned against the tree, and a pool of blood was vomited on the ground next to him.
Judging from his appearance, he was obviously almost exhausted from vomiting.
"Is your Thousand Treasures Porridge poisoned?" Ye Fei exclaimed.
"No, this shouldn't be the case?" Ding Dashan said in pain, "Usually people who are poisoned will spit out white foam, why are you spitting out blood today?"
At this time, the third sister came over from a distance with a small notebook in her hand, smiling. She said to Zhao Yunlong, "I'm sorry, Junior Brother Zhao, I forgot to tell you before that if my master's Thousand Treasures Porridge lacks one kind of medicinal ingredient, it will be extremely poisonous. This is the first time I've made Thousand Treasures Porridge today, and I'm not very experienced. I don't know which kind I lacked."
Ding Dashan: “…”
"Pfft..." At this moment, Ye Fei burst into laughter.
He immediately said to Ding Dashan with contempt: "I told you to be greedy, but you even fight for the dog's food. Are you going to fight for it now?"
At the same time, the third senior sister had already come to Ye Fei and Ding Dashan.
She looked Ye Fei up and down with a suspicious look on her face: "Hey, why haven't you had an attack yet?"
"Haha, I didn't eat it!" Ye Fei curled his lips.
"I asked Dashan to bring you the bowl of porridge I left for you, but you didn't eat it?" The third sister was stunned: "Didn't Dashan say you ate it?"
"What?" Ye Fei looked at Ding Dashan with murderous intent: "Damn it, was that bowl of porridge you brought to me before given to me by my senior sister?"
"Ugh..." Ding Dashan vomited another mouthful of blood: "Brother, I knew there must be something wrong with my sister's porridge. Look, I helped you take it all!"