Chapter 57: Abnormal Stepping on the Clamp
"Damn it, you mean I should thank you for stealing my food, right?" Ye Fei cursed at Ding Dashan with disdain: "Luckily this bowl of rice is poisoned, otherwise I would starve to death and I wouldn't know who did it to me!"
"Brother, are you really that angry?" Ding Dashan said with a bitter face, "Yes, I stole your meal, but I also helped you avoid disaster, so isn't this fair?"
"Who is trying to be even with you? I'm almost starving to death. I'd rather be poisoned than fill my stomach first. Who asked you to help me ward off disaster?" Ye Fei roared.
"If you really want to eat it, I'll make a pot for you right away." At this moment, the third sister, who had been watching the show for a while, suddenly spoke.
"Uh..." Ye Fei was stunned for a moment. He looked at the third senior sister: "Well, that's not necessary. It's too much trouble for you, senior sister."
"It's not a trouble. I'll do it for you right away!" After the third sister said that, she actually turned around and left.
"Fuck, you really did it?" Ye Fei's heart trembled, and he quickly stood up and rushed to the third sister to block her way: "Senior sister, this, this is really not necessary!"
"No!" The third sister shook her head decisively: "This is the first time I made Qianbao Congee, and you didn't get poisoned. I feel so embarrassed!"
The third senior sister pushed Ye Fei away and strode away.
Ye Fei: “…”
I'm not poisoned, so she has no face?
Does she have to wait until I get poisoned to save face?
Is there anyone in the world who is so unreasonable?
"Senior Sister, please, I really don't want to eat, I'm not hungry!" Ye Fei was almost crying.
He knew that this woman was a typical soft-hearted person, so he could only give in verbally, otherwise he would be poisoned today.
Sure enough, the third sister immediately turned around and looked at Ye Fei: "Okay, you said it yourself, it's not that I won't do it for you. Don't go to Master to complain about me if you are starving."
The third sister strode towards Zhao Yunlong under the tree with a small notebook in her hand.
Seeing this, Ding Dashan hurriedly shouted: "Senior Sister, please help me detoxify first!"
"You like to bargain, but don't waste other people's money!" The third sister said without turning her head.
She walked up to Zhao Yunlong, holding a small notebook and asked in a cold voice: "I just calculated that there are eight kinds of medicine missing today. Each kind of detoxification costs fifty, a total of four hundred spirit stones. Do you need help detoxifying you?"
Damn it...
Looking at the back of the third senior sister, Ye Fei couldn't help but feel his anus tighten.
Damn, this little fox is even more cruel than the old fox.
Wang Ergou at least tried to act, but she didn't even try to act.
Moreover, she missed out on eight kinds of medicine at the first move. If she gets unhappy someday, she will just miss out on 999 kinds. She can live a well-off life by just cheating a bunch of people.
"Ugh..." Zhao Yunlong spat out blood again: "Release, release..."
The third sister immediately took out eight medicine bottles and poured eight kinds of medicine into Zhao Yunlong's mouth one by one. Soon, Zhao Yunlong stopped vomiting blood and began to sit cross-legged in meditation to regulate his breathing.
The third senior sister finally walked towards Ding Dashan.
Just as she walked up to Ding Dashan, he suddenly fell to the ground with a thump: "Eight kinds of medicine, each with a maximum of five spirit stones, a total of forty spirit stones, no more!"
"I've heard from Master a long time ago that you bargain without regard for your life. It is said that you can bargain all night long for a few spirit stones. What, what do you mean? Are you planning to lie here and bargain with me?" The third sister looked at him with disdain.
"Yes!" Ding Dashan acted like a dead pig that was not afraid of boiling water: "Over forty, no points, this is my bottom line!"
"Deal!" The third sister agreed immediately: "I'm too lazy to argue with you. I still need to meditate and practice. I don't want to waste my time with you!"
"Puff..." In the distance, Zhao Yunlong, who was under the tree, had just recovered, but for some reason, he suddenly vomited a large mouthful of blood again.
……
After the third senior sister detoxified Ding Dashan, Ding Dashan recovered in a short while.
He ran to sit next to Ye Fei and whispered, "Brother, let's run quickly. This little fox is more vicious than the old fox. If we don't run, God knows how many medicines we will lack tomorrow morning.
In the past, the master would only make us foam at the mouth, but when she came, we would directly vomit blood.
If I'm missing eight herbs today, I'll vomit blood. If I'm missing eighteen herbs tomorrow, I'll vomit my liver, right?
Who can bear this?"
"How can you run!" Ye Fei said contemptuously: "Do you think I don't want to run?"
"Didn't I tell you before? I have a way! Guess what my senior sister asked me before. She actually asked me if I knew how to put the clamps. I said no." Ding Dashan looked very proud:
"Hey, I'm an expert hunter. How could I not know how to set a trap? I deliberately said I didn't know how to set one. Am I smart?"
Ye Fei was at a loss: "Then what?"
"Don't you understand yet?" Ding Dashan said with disdain: "This means that Senior Sister doesn't know how to use a clamp!"
Ye Fei asked again: "And then?"
Ding Dashan curled his lips and said, "We can step on all the traps in the back mountain before Master comes back! In the past, we stepped on them today, and Master put them back tomorrow. But now it's different. Every time we step on one, there will be one less!"
"Stop, stop!" Ye Fei stopped Ding Dashan in time: "I knew you were going to come up with some bad idea again."
"Isn't my idea good enough?" Ding Dashan said disdainfully, "Isn't it that if we step on one less person, there will be one less person? After we step on them all, we can install a few more at the back door to prevent the Taoists from chasing us. This way, we can go down the mountain safely from the back door."
"If you want to go, you go. I won't go!" Ye Fei closed his eyes again.
Yesterday, the group of people in Qingfeng Village only stepped on seven or eight traps, but Wang Ergou said that there were hundreds of traps in the back mountain. What on earth was he thinking...
"If you don't go, I'll go find Junior Brother Zhao." Ding Dashan said disdainfully, "When we're done trampling, don't run with us!"
"Promise not!" Ye Fei said.
Damn, I don’t believe you can step on hundreds of clips in half a month.
Do you still want the legs?
Even if there is a magic medicine to heal the wound, won’t it hurt?
Ding Dashan immediately came to Zhao Yunlong who was meditating under the tree and said, "Brother Zhao, don't you want to run?"
Zhao Yunlong glanced at the pool of blood on the ground next to him and said, "Of course I would like to. What advice do you have for me, Senior Brother?"
Ding Dashan waved his hand at Zhao Yunlong and said, "Come on, I'll take you to the back door to step on the trap!"
Zhao Yunlong looked Ding Dashan up and down with disdain, then shook his head: "I can't!"
"If you don't know how, I'll teach you. Do you need someone to teach you how to do this? Just step on it and it's done..."
"I don't want to learn!"
"You guys..." Ding Dashan looked at Zhao Yunlong, then turned back to look at Ye Fei, and cursed in a low voice: "Damn it, don't follow me after I'm done trampling, don't run along my route! When I run, I'll put traps on you!"
Ding Dashan went towards the back door angrily.
Soon, a scream of "Ah" was heard from the back door.
Zhao Yunlong and Ye Fei both looked towards the back door and shook their heads.
However, at this moment, another scream of "Ah" came from the back door.
"Huh?" Ye Fei was a little confused this time.
Why two sounds?
He had expected the first scream, but he really didn't expect the second one.
"Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding..."
Soon, when Zheng Dao dragged Ding Dashan out from the back door, Ye Fei finally understood what was going on.
It turned out that he stepped on two at once this time, one on each leg.
When Zheng Dao was dragging him back, the clamp of that thing hit the bluestone slab on the ground, making a "ding-dang-dang" sound like a ringing bell.
When Zheng Dao dragged Ding Dashan past Ye Fei, he did not forget to say to Ye Fei: "Look, if the two of you come with me, we can step on six at a time, how fast will it be!"
"Gurgle..." Ye Fei swallowed his saliva and couldn't help but feel a sense of admiration for him in his heart.
About two or three hours later, Ding Dashan's legs were able to walk again, and he immediately limped over to sit next to Ye Fei.
"Can we go now?" Ye Fei glanced at the back door and said, "Hurry up and continue! Master said there are hundreds of traps in the back mountain. Don't forget, you only have half a month. You have to step on at least ten or eight of them a day!"
Ding Dashan shook his head: "No, Senior Sister said when she applied the medicine to me just now that she would meditate and practice in the morning, and asked me not to step on it again. If I step on it, she will not treat me and will ask me to wait until the afternoon to treat me."
Ding Dashan raised his head and glanced at the sun in the sky: "Wait until the afternoon before going."
When Ding Dashan said this, he suddenly curled his lips in displeasure: "Sister, you are such a fool. Why do you have to practice in the morning? It really wastes time!"
"Just tell her directly and tell her not to delay your progress!" Ye Fei said contemptuously.
"Hmph..." Ding Dashan snorted coldly: "Because of this matter, in order to express my anger towards her, after she applied the medicine to me, I didn't even say 'thank you, senior sister' to her!"
Ye Fei was shocked: "Fuck, you dare to lose your temper with me? Are you really going to die?"
Ding Dashan glanced at Ye Fei and said nothing.
But this guy is really ruthless.
In the end, he stepped on thirteen clamps that day, and at one point he even got one stuck in his hand.
Later he said that his hand was injured and it was inconvenient, so he stopped poking the clip with his hand.
After the last wave of stepping on the clamps at midnight, the third senior sister asked Ye Fei to help Ding Dashan to Ye Fei's room.
Ye Fei helped Ding Dashan lie down on the bed, looked at the plaster on his leg, and said with admiration: "Dashan, come on, I support you spiritually! According to your progress today, you will definitely be able to finish the clamps in the back mountain before the master comes back! To be honest, I really admire you now. From today on, you are my idol!"
"Brother, don't praise me like that, I'll be proud!" Ding Dashan smiled while lying on the bed, and suddenly stretched out a hand: "Brother, come on, help me up!"
"What's wrong?" Ye Fei hurriedly grabbed his arm and helped him up to sit on the bed: "Do you want to pee? Come on, I'll help you out..."
"No!" Ding Dashan shook his head: "Just because you said that well, I'll go and step on two more..."
What the hell...