Chapter 45 Listener
(I guess I'll update once every few days, nmbd, shitty adjustment of holidays, shitty midterm exams...)
【walnut:??????】
【Zhongli:……】
[Hanxue: How could he be more popular than the Emperor?!]
[Keqing: I admit that Mr. Zhongli is knowledgeable, but he is not as knowledgeable as the Emperor. Could it be that...]
【Ling Ri: Could it be...】
[Hu Tao: Could it be that the guest assassinated the emperor and secretly became the new rock god? ]
[Xianyun: Is there a possibility that Mr. Zhongli is the Emperor? ]
【Han Xue: Impossible, absolutely impossible, who do you think you are? You dare to slander the emperor here, do you think you are an immortal? You look like a bird.】
【Gan Yu:......】
[Shen He: My fist is hard.jpg]
【Xianyun:……】
[Zhongli, the demon god name is Morax, and his honorific title is Rock King Emperor, the God of Precious Gold, the God of War, and the God of Contract. After more than 6,000 years, he is the oldest demon god in Teyvat. After guarding Liyue for more than 3,000 years, he came up with the idea of retiring and ruling by himself. He designed the assassination of the emperor and the release of Osel, and finally sent himself away. He has three of the most popular PVs in the world, with a very heavy plot and online strength, ranking first on this list. ]
【Hanxue:Ding↘↗→→↗.】
【Hanabi: Ha, what a clown.】
【Happy Aha: What a clown. 】
【Ying: Come on, do you understand the Emperor or do I understand the Emperor.jpg Hey, if I had known this day would come, I would have taken a picture. 】
[Ling Ri: Oh, you’re awake. Did you have fun? ]
【Ying: Uh, it’s hard to say… it’s cool. 】
【Paimon: Tsk.】
[Ying: I'd better go to Fontaine as soon as possible. Xumi is too dangerous. ]
[Funina: Come on, come on. We still want to ask you to help deal with the whale. Although Fukaros has been resurrected, he no longer has complete water power, and Miss Sikok cannot be contacted at all. Although the people of Fontaine are not afraid of flooding now, it is best not to flood Fontaine Court, otherwise all the people of Fontaine will be homeless... You are knowledgeable, see if there is any other way. ]
[Ling Ri: I suggest transporting the Fontaine refugees to Mondstadt, Zhidong, Natta, etc.]
【Qin: I, Mond, am willing to accept 3 refugees. 】
[Vulcan: I, Nata, can accept 1.7 refugees. ]
[Rooster: We are powerless to accept refugees in winter, but we can send ships to transport refugees to Mondstadt and Natta for free.]
【Qin:......】
[Vulcan:……]
[Navilette:……]
【Fukaros:6】
【Ying: I guess there’s nothing I can do…】
[Vulcan: Why don't you come to Nata first? The people here are simple and honest, and there's no intrigue. They just dip beans, which is cool! You can even ride a dragon. Come on, come on. ]
【Thunder Dragon King: Come on, come on, come on. 】
[Fire Dragon King: Come on, come on, come on. 】
【Ling Ri: Suddenly I feel a little sorry for the two Dragon Kings.】
……
[Please enjoy "The Listener"]
[The last chapter said that at that time, there were great demons invading the Liyue Sea and evil dragons lurking in the mountains. The Rock King Emperor summoned all the immortals to restore peace to the world. Legend has it that when the Emperor went to war, he once said...]
Tian Tiezui opened his fan and began to tell the story of the Rock God. The audience below was attentive. Zhongli slowly raised his teacup, took a sip, and opened his majestic and steady eyes.
【Zhongli: Leisurely Wandering in the World】
【Ling Ri: I listen to myself, funny.jpg】
[Wendy: I vaguely remember someone praising himself for being wise and powerful. Funny.jpg]
【Zhongli: Glimpse.jpg】
【Wendy is offline】
[Hu Tao: Oh my, I didn't expect that you, the guest official, are the emperor, and I didn't expect that the dignified Emperor Yan Wang likes to hear people praise him. Funny.jpg]
【Zhongli:……】
[Tian Tiezui: I didn’t expect that the Emperor would come to my place to listen to my books so often. It’s such an honor! ]
[Master Mao: That’s right, the Emperor often comes to Wanmin Hall for meals. Hurry up and put up the chopsticks that the Emperor used today.]
……
[Hey, hey, roo, ha, roo]
【Ling Ri: Hey, hey, hey, who added these subtitles? They are so uncool.】
[In this world, many demons and gods have risen up. Although I have no intention of competing with them, I know the suffering of the people. 】
Zhongli's eyes glowed slightly, and the aura of the God of War filled his face. A group of Hill Kings gathered around him. Although they were mortal incarnations, their power was still unstoppable.
After Zhongli made a few moves with his gun and a handsome thrust, the music approached its climax. Zhongli's tall figure stood alone in the misty mountains, and the setting sun dyed the environment a majestic golden color.
The sound of the invincible erhu
【Heaven moves everything】
[Ling Ri: I don’t know how you feel, I’m so wet. ]
[Herrscher of Knowledge: Disgusting, but really nice to listen to, and it's on par with my PV. ]
【Fu Hua: It sounds good.】
【Jingyuan: It sounds good.】
【Blade: Indeed.】
[Yun Jin: Write it down quickly. We will use this song in our new play.]
【Ling Ri: The Liyue national anthem is born. 】
All the enemies around him were petrified. Zhongli raised his hand and all the monsters turned into stone foam. Zhongli grasped the Piercing Rainbow Spear and kicked it handsomely. His tiger body shook and a strong aura spread out.
Finally, Zhongli became an ordinary person again, walking on the streets of Liyue.
[I only wish to cleanse the four directions and protect a corner of the world. That was Liyue's original contract, and now... the final contract has also been drawn up. ]
【Kosmo: Cool.】
【Wendy: The old man is still as majestic as ever. 】
[Otto: A powerful but calm man, he exudes the majesty of an emperor with a wave of his hand, and his power is fully displayed in every move.]
[Ling Ri: Oh, it's fixed. Also, guess why he is the God of War, and no one dares to say anything? ]
【Keqing: The Emperor is invincible! 】
【Xianyun: The Emperor is invincible! 】
[Rich man: The emperor is invincible! ]
【Xiao: Uh, the Emperor is invincible. 】
……
[Please answer the following question: As we all know, Zhongli's "Listener" is a famous general-purpose PV. Which of the following is a famous general-purpose PV? ]
[A. Blade: "Death Omen"]
[B. The Ruler of Knowledge: "Only I Am Supreme"]
【C.Kelly: Da Da Da】
【D.All of the above. 】
【Zhongli:? 】
【Ying: What is universal PV? 】
【Ling Ri: It should be appropriate to give this PV to someone else...】
[Xianyun: Nonsense! Who else is worthy of the majestic PV of the God? ]
[Silver Wolf: I am dying of laughter. This may not be a normal PV...]
[Herrser of Knowledge: Humph, you have seen the value of my PV, I don’t think it’s me. ]
【Klee: La la la, I think it’s Klee! 】
【edge:……】
[Ling Ri: I've already said that this may be very abstract, and since there is option D, how can you not choose it? Listen to me and choose D.]