Chapter 46 It’s abstract time!
(This, this is not right, who is trying to frame me, this cover is so funny, I dug it out from the Tomato comments section, I thought it must be a picture on the Internet when I saw Huang Quan men's clothing and Black Swan dancing, but the official not only backstabbed the plot but also the picture, right, 666, this light cone is so funny.)
(No, no one reminded me that I didn’t send out the reward? ? ?, I’ll make it up)
Supplement: [Congratulations to Kiana for receiving the reward: Cecilia's resurrection, Sirin's separation and resurrection]
At St. Freya's College, two white lights appeared next to Kiana, and then Kiana began to twitch wildly. A figure emerged from Kiana's body and went into the white light. The scene was extremely weird for a while.
After a while, Cecilia and Sirin appeared. As soon as they opened their eyes, they were hit by Kiana's dribbling and flying dragon, and there were explanations from everyone.
【Welcome Cecilia and Xilin to join the live broadcast room】
【Otto: Welcome! 】
[Walter (Beng San): You are not welcome! ]
【Siegfried: Old lady, I miss you. 】
【Cecilia: Sir, I miss you too. 】
[Cecilia: @Yulan Dell @Qiana This is your sister Xilin @Xilin]
[Yulan Dell: Hello, sister. 】
【Kiana: Hello, sister.】
[Xilin: Humph, human, since you call me sister, then I will be your sister reluctantly.]
[Siegfried: I'm a little uncomfortable with having two daughters all of a sudden.]
【Cecilia: But it was great because I only had one birth and I had three daughters! 】
[Theresa: Cecilia, let me tell you, Siegfried, that bastard, made Yulan Dell's life and death unknown, and then abandoned Kiana. He is such a bad guy! ]
【Shigure Kirara: I second the motion.】
[Cecilia:! Is this how you look after your child?]
【Siegfried: No, no, I am not, I don’t…】
……
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[3.2.1 Congratulations to Zhongli for his successful answer]
【Zhongli: I choose D. 】
[Congratulations to Zhongli for answering correctly]
[Ling Ri: Okay, I know the abstract time is up, come on! ]
[Please enjoy "Zhongba: Listener"]
Same music, same beginning, but this time it was Hu Tao telling the story, Zhongli standing beside her, with Xiangling and Guoba sitting below.
Xiangling looked at Guoba in surprise. Guoba picked up a piece of mooncake and took a bite. The camera then showed Guoba's face, which showed Guoba's little face and Zhongli's eyes.
【Xiangling: Poof, Guoba, why is it you? 】
【Rice crust: lululu】
[Nashida: When I saw Zhongba, I thought it was an AI face-changing, but I was thinking of Barbatos or Baalzebub. ]
【Ling Ri: Okay, okay, I think it’s not impossible, we can make one.】
【Lei Movie: Don’t. 】
【Wendy: Don’t do that. 】
【Xiangling:? Guoba, are you the devil of the stove? 】
【Tian Tiezui: I remember that the Kitchen God is the Emperor, right?】
[Grandma Ping: Telling the story of rice crust, refer to "The Best Taste in the World"]
【Xiangling: Guoba, you, hey, why didn’t you tell me. 】
[Paimon: He is no longer a demon god, so he can't talk to you. ]
【Grandma Ping: Don't be sad, Xiangling. Everything has two sides. Although Guoba is not as intelligent as before, he has also thrown away his worries and is truly carefree... If you treat him well, you should take care of him more, walk around with him, eat, drink and have fun.】
[Zhongli: Most of the immortals in Liyue have contributed their wisdom, strength, and even their lives to build and protect Liyue. The Geo King and mortals like us should respect every immortal, whether they have left a name or are unknown.]
[Ningguang: Mr. Zhongli is right. The achievements of the immortals should be praised by the people of Liyue forever.]
[Keqing: Although I don't like the way immortals act so high and mighty, their contributions cannot be allowed to be forgotten.]
【Lingri:like.jpg】
……
[Potato Crispy Pork Potato Crispy, Rock + Fire]
The following plot is similar to Zhongli's, except that the monsters turned into grass slimes, the hillbillies turned into a bunch of northern wind wolves, and the heavenly creatures turned into bacon mooncakes.
【Ling Ri: It’s too abstract. I like it.】
【Xiangling: When I see Guoba now, I automatically think of Mr. Zhongli's face. It makes me laugh to death.】
【Zhongli:……】
【Wendy: Ha↑ha→ha↑】
[Star: It seems that Zhongba's skills are even cooler than Zhongli's, and he has more pillars. ]
[Northern Wind Wolf King: How come I became a monster! I'm so angry, I want to eat it! ]
[Ling Ri: Do you believe that when Guoba was at his peak, carrying you was like carrying a puppy.]
[Northern Wind Wolf King: You won't even let me talk nonsense? It's uncomfortable. ]
[Hu Tao: It's so funny. Zhong Ba's face has been engraved in my mind and can't be removed. It's too abstract.]
【Ling Ri: It’s okay. I guess there are more abstract ones.】
[Please enjoy "Zhong Li: Da Da Da"]
The system is also thoughtful enough to play the original version in split screen.
[Leisurely Wandering in the World, God of Contract, Destroying Star Rock, The One Without a Wallet, Emperor, You Should Lend Him Some Mora, Very Handsome Brown, Hall of Rebirth, It’s a Pity to Miss It, Worth Buying, The Poorest Fighting Force in Liyue, Are You Talking About That Big Boy, Zhong Erzhu, This Is the Choice of Fate]
[Lookout Mountain, True Red Legend, Booming Destruction, The Sun That Cannot Be Imprisoned, You Should Know the Consequences, Very Hot Red, Confinement Room, The Fish Is Delicious, So It's Worth It, Mondstadt's Strongest Fighting Force, Are You Talking About That Little Girl?, Lupica, This Is the Choice of Fate]
"Are you here to play with Zhong Li?"
"Are you here to play with Keli?"
【Ling Ri: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha burp——, hahahahahahahahaha! 】
【Zhongli: Dead.】
【Lei Movie: My eyes went dark.】
【Nashida: Lightning strikes at the opening.】
【Wendy:Hahahahahahahahaha】
【Xiao: Disrespectful to the Emperor, haha.】
【Xianyun: I can’t disrespect the emperor. This is too funny.】
[Hu Tao: What the hell are those eyes? Hahaha. Klee's eyes look really invincible on Ke Qing's face.]
[Liyue people: I don’t know whether to be speechless or laugh]
[Liyue Seven Stars: Want to laugh but dare not laugh]
[Ruotuo: Morax, are you also worn out to this extent? 】
[Klee: Why is no one looking at Klee? Klee is also very cute! 】
[Alice: My dear daughter, Mom is watching you. Although Mom can't go back yet, Mom has prepared a gift for you this year.]
【Kelly: Great! 】
……
The lines that follow are basically the same, but I couldn't hold it in any longer when I saw Zhongli running on the plane.
【star:? Rock Lily? 】
【Ling Ri: Damn it, don’t make me laugh. 】
"Da da da, la la la"
Another close-up of Zhongli’s big eyes.
“Let’s go fish fry together next time.”
[Wulang: Evil eye. 】
【Ling Ri: What an evil eye.】
【Ying: Those who have used the evil eye and those who have not are all silent. 】
[Tartaria: Now I have no choice but to wear seven evil eyes. 】