Chapter 47: A combination of fierce ghosts and pyramid schemes, is there any hope?

Chapter 47: A combination of fierce ghosts and pyramid schemes, is there any hope?

Chapter 47: A combination of fierce ghosts and pyramid schemes, is there any hope?

"Well--!"

Tan Wenjie breathed in the air greedily, and when he opened his eyes again he had returned to Huang Yongfa's shabby little house.

It’s okay, he can hold on, and it’s still some time before he suffocates to death.

Taking a glance at his life and strength, he still had more than half left.

He was almost on a killing spree, but he didn't expect that Zining would pull him back in the end. It was a pity that he broke his promise. He said he would kill the whole family, so he killed the whole family. He was a man who kept his promises.

I'll make it up to you next time we meet.

They are also more serious about weapons such as machetes, like the ghosts in the last era of the Heavenly Master. A ferocious weapon or a powerful magic weapon can directly reduce the difficulty to the lowest level.

If I get a chance I must go back to "Curse", if not for anything else, to get a few more machetes in the prize pool, and at least strengthen it to +10. Maybe then I can really kill gods and Buddhas who stand in my way.

Compared to the mahogany sword, he still felt that the machete was more useful.

"Are you okay?" Zining came close to him and asked nervously.

Tan Wenjie looked down at Zining's hand pressing on his chest, he knew that he had a good figure and due to some small changes brought about by boxing, his chest muscles were slightly developed, but he did not expect that his innocence would be tarnished like this.

And my mouth feels hot.

"You weren't breathing when I untied the bag, so I gave you artificial respiration in an emergency." Zining looked worried.

Tan Wenjie's eyes were still fixed on the pair of hands grabbing his pectoral muscles, with his five fingers slightly bent and fingertips gently exerting force. If he was not mistaken, this should be the legendary dragon grip, not cardiopulmonary resuscitation.

"What? At worst I'll let you get it back." Zi Ning made a little joke. She was relieved to see Tan Wenjie coming back alive. It was true that she saved people. She just saw Tan Wenjie coming back alive just now, so she relaxed and subconsciously grabbed him twice.

In order to obtain some key information, they are usually very good at using some little tricks, such as touching hands, showing cleavage, and beauty traps, etc. These are commonplace and they are not shy at all. Work comes first.

And my boyfriend talked a lot.

Come on, it’s the 21st century, are you still shy?
"Okay." Tan Wenjie raised his hand. He was a man who would not go against a woman's wishes, and he also liked to be fair and just. Even if Xiao Cui from Ruyi Ju asked him to touch her, he would not refuse, for he was afraid that she would be sad and curl up in bed at night and drop her little pearls.

"Cough cough!" There was a coughing sound from the side.

Tan Wenjie turned to look at Jiang Xue in confusion: "Why, can ghosts also catch colds and cough?"

The ghost Jiang Xue looked at the man and woman who seemed to be taking off their clothes and doing something abominable on the sofa in her home, and said, "Are you done with your work?"

She is going to kick people out!
"Thank you very much for your help. This is my number. You can contact me if you have any questions." Tan Wenjie was a man who kept his promises. He looked down and found that his hands were on Zining's chest. So he said "sorry", moved his hands away, took out a pen and paper from his pocket, quickly wrote down the number, and then put his hands back, one on the left and one on the right, just right.

Zining's brain short-circuited and asked, "Why put it back?"

Tan Wenjie: "I'm more used to it this way, you don't mind, right?"

"do not mind."

"Oh."

The ghost girl Jiang Xue was very angry: "You can leave now! Thank you! Thank you!"

Bang, the door closed. The two were driven out by the female ghost. They couldn't keep touching each other's chests to show their friendship. They were not good men and women, and they both ate meat.

However, Tan Wenjie only stayed at the action stage and had no plans to continue.

"What are you going to do next?"

Even she herself didn't know why she trusted Tan Wenjie so much. Maybe it was because he was decisive and straightforward? Or maybe he never asked her for money? Or maybe she really liked him.

She did not deny at all that she had a crush on someone so handsome. It was reasonable to fall in love at first sight when meeting such a handsome guy. Good-looking people are suitable for love at first sight. She did not mind dating Tan Wenjie.

Tan Wenjie said succinctly: "Rebuilding order."

If he could revise the ghost's logic or move a great god to the underworld, all problems would be solved, but he can't do it now.

So he could only settle for the second best and just leave a clue and come back when things turned around in the future.

Tan Wenjie touched his chest and remembered that he didn't have any cigarettes left. He didn't know how he developed this habit, but it seemed to be related to his current role-playing.

"Okay! I will definitely help you if you need me!" Zining volunteered. After communicating with Jiang Xue today, she believed that she had completely overcome the ghost.

If she wasn't in a hurry to go back and finish the manuscript, she would definitely stick to Tan Wenjie.

……

Ah You was holding a cigarette in his mouth, his big toe holding a flip-flop and shaking, "I told you not to worry about the underworld."

"No need to go to the underworld, we can handle it in the world of the living." Tan Wenjie reached out to touch Ah You's cigarette: "Uncle You, you are strong and respected, I choose you to be the boss."

Snapped!
Ah You quickly raised his hand and slapped Tan Wenjie's hand away from the cigarette box: "The one who's in charge? You must have watched too many movies."

"It's not that I don't want to help you, but your request makes it very difficult for me to do so. I just want to spend my old age in peace." Ah You pointed to the top of his head, then pointed to the ground below, "What exactly is this mutual aid association you are talking about?"

"Don't you think there are too many ghosts in this world? They can freely enter and exit the Yin and Yang worlds. Some people committed many evil deeds during their lifetime. After they die, they become ghosts and are not afraid of anything. They are like having super powers. When they are alive, at least they are bound by laws and police. After they die, they are really lawless." Tan Wenjie poured himself a glass of water. "If that's the case, why do people still want to be human? Isn't it more comfortable to be a ghost?"

He met the man who was possessed in the barbecued pork shop last time. After being fired, he had no way to make a living, so he chose to steal ashes for blackmail. Unexpectedly, he was visited by ghosts and eventually burned to death in a fire in the hut. He was simply the lowest of the low and lived a very miserable life.

Before death, you can only eat the cheapest bread, but after death, you become a ghost and can eat whatever you want and do whatever you want. You are hundreds of times happier than when you are alive.

Ayou was silent.

This is the way the world is.

Except for some who have become evil ghosts because of too much resentment and kill people everywhere, and some who have mental breakdown and wander aimlessly before death, most ghosts still retain their memories when they were alive after death and can move freely. They can even kill people for revenge or do evil because of momentary interests, and no one can control them.

It is easy to deal with ghosts who behave themselves during their lifetime and wander around the underworld obediently after death, but it is hard to say about those who are dishonest. The world of the living is always more lively than the underworld.

As for the ghost messengers? Those stupid ones are useless.

"What are you going to do?" Ayou asked seriously.

Tan Wenjie took another sip of water before saying, "Uncle You, do you think that the combination of fierce ghosts and pyramid schemes will work?"

(End of this chapter)