Chapter 48 I want to join the mutual aid association!

Chapter 48 I want to join the mutual aid association!

Chapter 48 I want to join the mutual aid association!
Since this world is in such a mess that he doesn't have the opportunity to find someone to help him, don't blame him for messing around. It's always better to have wild ideas than to do nothing.

"What?" Ah You was shocked. "Ah Jie, what are you doing? MLM, ghost MLM?"

Can these two things be put together?
Ah You stood up worriedly, patted Tan Wenjie on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "Ah Jie, you should watch less of that kind of stuff, it will damage your brain."

"I'm talking to you about serious business!" Tan Wenjie waved his hand.

Do you still need to do it yourself? Are you kidding me! This face stands on the street and calls for 100000 yuan per hour, and many rich women rush over with steel wool to grab it.

"These ghosts are wandering around doing evil. We need some means to bring them together to prevent them from doing evil outside. We can divide the organization's membership structure into several positions, such as salesperson, team leader, director, manager, and general manager." Tan Wenjie began to talk about his plan, which was all copied from the spot anyway. "If we recruit ghosts into our mutual aid association and reach a certain number, we can upgrade our position level. And those ghosts who are recruited must first earn Yin De and become salespersons before they are eligible to recruit other ghosts into the association.

Yin De is handed over in batches. Theoretically, as long as the position is high enough, you don’t have to do anything, so that the people below can get more Yin De. In order to get more Yin De, the ghosts will recruit more ghosts..."

Looking at Ah You and finding that he seemed to be thinking about something, Tan Wenjie continued, "And for the sake of good deeds, they will definitely recruit members crazily, whether actively, passively or by force, and the number will increase, which is very conducive to control, and there is no need to worry about ghosts escaping, because the upper level will not let the lower level run away because of the benefits."

Southern MLM + Northern MLM, brainwashing + imprisonment, very promising!

What’s more, this is not a pyramid scheme. They have a “product”, which is their hidden virtue. Everyone can see and touch it. They are just borrowing a shell and organizational structure.

In this chaotic world, ghosts are the most suitable for developing pyramid schemes. There are a large number of them, and they have thinking abilities, which are not much different from humans. However, they are a little more clumsy after death than when they were alive. In simple terms, ghosts are stupid and easy to deceive.

Yin De can be used to prolong the life of important people to you, and can also allow you to reincarnate as a human being early. Its importance is self-evident. It’s just that many ghosts don’t know how to get Yin De, so they are powerless.

Not everyone is like the female ghost Jiang Xue, who met Huang Yongfa, who was willing to help her do good deeds and accumulate merit so that she could reincarnate as soon as possible and who also had the ability to see ghosts. Most ghosts are still more afraid of people, and there is no way for them to earn merit.

As long as you join the "Mutual Aid Society", there is a way to earn good karma. Everyone wants to change their fate, or even get something for nothing and be reborn into a good family, so he believes that no ghost can resist temptation.

"You only let the little ghosts who are recruited do things to earn merit, but what about the ghosts who are promoted to high positions? They do nothing?" Ayou asked.

The ghosts below join by making good deeds, and the ghosts above sit and share the benefits equally. This is indeed a pyramid scheme model.

Tan Wenjie waved his hand: "Only in this way can we attract enough people. Besides, the senior executives are not idle. They can show off their lives every once in a while, such as reincarnation, extending the lifespan of their families, resolving their grievances and sins, etc. They can also hold meetings and give speeches frequently to make the salesmen more confident in their work."

Give a success speech from time to time and post a "high-end genius circle of friends".

The main job of high-level ghosts is to teach, brainwash, and create a better future.

The world is a mess now, so it's okay for him to use some unconventional tricks. Besides, everyone is doing good deeds to earn merit. Their overall direction is correct, it's just that the ghosts at the bottom have to work harder.

"How do you plan to recruit the first batch of ghosts?" Ayou asked again.

Tan Wenjie replied: "Just grab people directly. The initial team is still very important. They need to be obedient and well-known to have a certain publicity effect, so that other ghosts will flock to them. I plan to find some ghosts who have worked in MLM and lectured in their lifetime."

The only problem is maintaining order. If such a large group of ghosts gather together and start a riot, it might be like a flood that is out of control.

"Uncle You, I want you to trap a group of ghost messengers and work as security guards in the housing estate." Tan Wenjie turned his head and looked at the almost empty housing estate, and said, "This is the base for our mutual aid association's activities."

The ghost pyramid scheme base was selected.

When the time comes, he will take Ah Feng and Xiao Bai out and move to another place to live. From then on, the village will really become a haunted building, but it has nothing to do with him because the building is not his.

Since Jiu can handle the ghost catcher, there is no reason why You can't. There is no need to use anything else. Just let the ghost catcher wander around the housing estate every now and then. There shouldn't be any problem. Those procedures are stupid anyway.

"I have another question. If the upgrade is too fast, what should the top boss do?" Ayou asked.

There is always a ghost pressing down on top, which blocks the promotion path of the ghosts below. If there is no promotion path, I am afraid no ghost will be willing to join the mutual aid association.

"Then let the CEO graduate. Now that he has become the CEO, his merits must be enough for reincarnation. If he doesn't want to be reincarnated and wants to continue to do merits, we will send him out to start a new business and start from scratch. He can earn merits on his own. We can also provide guidance. If he doesn't want to choose, we will quietly kill him."

Tan Wenjie gestured with his hand as if with a knife and cut his neck. He had always been strict with people in everything he did. If anyone didn't cooperate and dared to make trouble, they would be killed.

Ah You nodded silently.

It’s not that I think Tan Wenjie’s plan is feasible, but I suspect that Tan Wenjie may have actually been involved in pyramid schemes before.

……

"Why do I feel like it's been a lot quieter lately?" Huang Yongfa was walking down the street, and the see-through guy, Acong, was following him, shaking his hips. "We haven't received any orders for a long time, and our video account hasn't been updated for a long time."

Huang Yongfa has the ability to see ghosts, so he can see more clearly: "Because there are really fewer ghosts."

In the past, narrow alleys, dark corridors, hospitals and other places had the most ghosts, and they were crowded together. But recently, only a few scattered ghosts can be seen, and these ghosts happen to be stupid ghosts that cannot be communicated with.

He wanted to find his old friends to ask, but found that those little ghosts who usually liked to play pranks in the world of the living had disappeared one by one.

"Hey, wait!" Huang Yongfa was suddenly alert and looked towards the shadow corner in front of him. A figure with a pointed head flashed by.

"Why are you shouting so loudly!" The muscular dwarf was startled, but did not run away after realizing it was Huang Yongfa.

Huang Yongfa trotted over and asked: "Why are there fewer ghosts on the streets now?"

"I just came back from the underworld, how could I know!" The muscular dwarf said as he turned around and was about to leave, but he said he was leaving without lifting his feet.

"I also helped look after your father for you. It's just answering a question. There's no need to be so bad-tempered." Huang Yongfa had no way to stop him and could only persuade him with his feelings.

"I died from injecting steroids. Isn't it normal to be in a bad mood?" The muscular dwarf stopped, took a few deep breaths to adjust his mood, and then lowered his voice and whispered: "I will only tell you about this, don't tell others, we have all joined the mutual aid group."

"Mutual Aid Association?" Huang Yongfa wondered.

"Yes, I heard that they have reached a secret cooperation with the official underworld, which can directly earn Yinde, so as to facilitate the rebirth of a good person in the next life." The muscular dwarf ghost nodded repeatedly, "But I heard that there is an assessment for joining the club. After joining, everyone is a family and must help each other. I am also looking for a way."

Huang Yongfa felt it was a little strange: "Is there such a good thing?"

"Of course!" The muscular dwarf nodded vigorously, "Do you want to go and take a look together?"

"Okay."

Huang Yongfa did not refuse. He sent Acong beside him away, saying that the other party was just an ordinary person and was not suitable to get involved in such matters.

The disappearance of so many ghosts made Huang Yongfa feel a little uneasy, and he felt that he had to go and take a look. The man and the ghost soon arrived at the village.

Standing at the bottom of the village building that looked like a huge coffin, Huang Yongfa looked up and saw the air filled with ghostly aura and thousands or even tens of thousands of ghosts wandering around.

"Ghost?" Huang Yongfa's eyes twitched. He didn't expect that there really was a ghost holding an umbrella below the housing estate.

Normally he would avoid her when he saw her.

"That's why we say it's a collaboration with the official." The muscular dwarf said proudly.

The reaction of the muscular dwarf ghost aroused Huang Yongfa's suspicion. This dwarf ghost didn't look like he had been here before... Forget it, let's go in and take a look.

There was someone frying glutinous rice downstairs in the housing estate. When he saw Huang Yongfa, he didn't say anything, but just muttered, "Living dead?"

Huang Yongfa nodded to the other party and followed him into the housing estate.

The other party could see that he was a living dead, and he could also see that the other party was extraordinary. It was not surprising that there were many exorcists and ghost hunters in the world.

As soon as he stepped into the housing estate, Huang Yongfa felt as if he was heading to the underworld.

The entire housing estate is like a ghost town, with countless ghosts wandering around. But what’s interesting is that some ghosts wearing glasses are tapping on the blackboard during class, while those ghosts with strange looks of death are standing and listening to the class obediently like primary school students.

The ghosts are not very strong, and a string of firecrackers and a few chickens can scare away most of them, but if all the ghosts in the entire village are added together, the number is quite terrifying.

"Would you like to go in and listen together?" the muscular dwarf suddenly suggested.

"Okay." Huang Yongfa thought that since he was already here, he might as well listen.

They pushed open a door, and inside sat a uniformed female ghost wearing glasses. Her eyes lit up when she saw Huang Yongfa, and then she looked at the muscular short ghost. After a brief exchange of glances between the two ghosts, the female ghost stepped forward and said, "Hello, do you want to join our mutual aid association?"

"I'm not joining, I'm just here to listen." By now Huang Yongfa could guess that the muscular dwarf must have joined the so-called mutual aid association.

There's no harm in listening to it. If there's a problem, he will definitely persuade the muscular dwarf ghost to leave. It's better to be a good ghost than to be cheated. Who knows, his soul might fly away one day.

The female ghost didn't mind Huang Yongfa's attitude, and said with a gentle smile: "It's okay, let's just have a simple chat."

During the one-hour long conversation that followed, Huang Yongfa hardly spoke. He was a socially anxious person and didn't talk much, so he just nodded.

The female ghost said a lot, such as "the project was launched secretly by the official underworld", "we adopt a five-level and three-promotion system", and "the prospects are broad", but many of the things she said were just brief mentions.

"Since he is your friend, you are responsible for showing Mr. Huang around." The female ghost said and left.

"Why does it feel like a pyramid scheme?" Huang Yongfa finally couldn't help but say.

The muscular dwarf ghost laughed loudly: "How could it be a pyramid scheme? That's a scam played by humans. We ghosts don't need money. Didn't you see the ghost messenger downstairs in the village? If everyone can really get Yin De, I can also be reincarnated as long as I work hard for a few years!"

After saying this, it suddenly realized that it had let something slip. Fortunately, Huang Yongfa didn't care.

Over the next few days, Huang Yongfa would come to the village whenever he had time. He was free to come and go, but during that time, various "high-level ghosts" kept coming to chat and hold meetings with him, especially when they mentioned earning good karma.

Huang Yongfa was determined to earn good karma for Jiang Xue so that she could be reborn.

"How to join?" Five days later, Huang Yongfa finally couldn't help but ask.

He has already figured out the entire operation model. Although it seems a bit informal, the speed at which he earns Yin De is many times faster than he can do alone. As long as he keeps upgrading his level, he can get more head fees. If he earns enough Yin De, not only will Jiang Xue be able to have a good life in the future, but maybe they can also continue their old relationship.

The muscular dwarf ghost was overjoyed, and finally did not waste the time he had spent accompanying and caring for the child: "It's very simple. You have to pay your debts, which means investment. After all, our mutual aid association needs turnover, and our debts also need to be taxed to the government. But don't worry, as long as you continue to attract ghosts to join, you can get a commission from their investment."

Huang Yongfa asked: "If you recruit me to join, can you also get a commission?"

"Boss, you will become a team leader, director, manager, or even a CEO in the future. You will get a lot of commissions for your good deeds." The muscular dwarf ghost stood on tiptoe and patted Huang Yongfa on the shoulder. "Welcome to join us. I only need two ghosts to become a team leader."

Huang Yongfa has accumulated a lot of good karma, but he will not give it away. He will save it for Jiang Xue's reincarnation, so he can only earn good karma at a high intensity.

When Tan Wenjie learned that Huang Yongfa had joined the mutual aid association, he had a strange expression on his face.

Not only did Huang Yongfa join, the Ghost Mutual Aid Association developed even faster than Tan Wenjie had imagined. There were too many fools and it was almost impossible to deceive them all!
But it cannot be said to be a scam, everyone really earned some good karma.

Let the displaced and idle ghosts become active, recycle waste, and stop them from causing trouble in the world of the living. This is simply killing two birds with one stone. It's just that the process of earning good karma is a bit similar to working like a horse or an ox. Just think about being promoted to a high position in the future and being able to sit back and "count money". Don't you feel motivated all of a sudden?

If you have no motivation, you can take classes to motivate yourself. If you want to run away, you will be locked up. In short, the "Mutual Aid Association" is very successful.

Some old ghosts choose to reincarnate after gaining good karma, while others become obsessed with earning good karma and only want to earn more.

In just half a month, 5 "bosses" graduated, and a large number of free ghosts joined every day.

As the first "boss", although Tan Wenjie's commission was not high, he had already made a lot of money. All the "investors" below had to do good deeds to him. The good deeds in this world can be transferred at will. It is estimated that the good deeds can be converted into Dharma money of roughly 20,000 to 30,000 yuan.

Not only him, but even Ah You joined reluctantly and earned a lot of merit. His life span was also extended a lot. He fried glutinous rice with great enthusiasm every day and was not even angry when Tan Wenjie gave him a lighter.

In the eyes of ordinary people, their lives are everything remains the same, except that the number of strange things they encounter is decreasing, and life seems to have suddenly become much smoother and more sunny.

The ghosts wandering around in the world of the living are different. They are very enthusiastic.

Who wouldn't want a chance to be reborn?!

Especially those lonely souls who did not join the mutual aid society but attended the success lectures were even more excited.

“I want to join a mutual aid group!”

“We want to join a mutual aid society!”

　Thank you Hu Jianshiyi for the 100 reward.

　　I didn't control the word count well and wrote too much.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)