Chapter 49 Temporary Secret Realm Admission Ticket X1
Chapter 49 Temporary Secret Realm Admission Ticket X1
Tan Wenjie didn't expect that Jiang Xue would suddenly come to him.
"Why did you let Ah Fa join that mutual aid association?" Jiang Xue asked first, but her tone was a little softer. Her big and cute eyes did not scare people, but instead sounded coquettish.
Tan Wenjie immediately consoled him, "Anyone is eligible to join the mutual aid association. Don't feel inferior. Although Huang Yongfa is dull, socially anxious and doesn't like to make friends, and has a face that looks like he'll go to an Internet cafe to play games at 8 p.m., you still have to give him a chance. You don't need to thank him."
Jiang Xue clenched her fist and screamed, "That's not what I meant! I just don't want him to do something so dangerous! Why did you let him go!"
"So that's what you meant. I thought you were going to bring two kilograms of eggs to thank me for letting him join the mutual aid association through the back door. Didn't he tell you that he wanted you to be reborn as soon as possible?" asked Tan Wenjie.
I started my own mutual aid society. I'm a good person and I have nothing to regret.
Jiang Xue was startled and shook her head, her wet hair swaying: "No, but I always knew that he was trying to earn merit so that I could be reborn sooner."
"Yes, you are also using your life span to prolong his life." Tan Wenjie nodded.
This man and the ghost played with Yin De and Yang Shou in a very different way, just like borrowing money to cash out. Huang Yongfa's frequent contact with ghosts would shorten his life, so Jiang Xue would extend his life in her next life; Jiang Xue's loss of Yang Shou due to the extension of her life, so Huang Yongfa made up for it by earning Yin De, and they managed to hold on by robbing Peter to pay Paul. If Huang Yongfa didn't have the Yin-Yang eyes, this trick would have "expired" once, and they would all be doomed.
The reason why Tan Wenjie came up with the Ghost Mutual Aid Society was that one man and one ghost were his sources of inspiration. The turnover is easy and there is no handling fee. If he doesn't start a pyramid scheme to make some money and save the world at the same time, he would be unworthy of his identity as the new generation of Tan Baiwan.
"You know what kind of personality Huang Yongfa has. He is very stubborn. If no one helps him prolong his life after you leave, he will die even faster. It will be different if you join the mutual aid society. Maybe he can live another 50 years and wait for you to grow up after reincarnation and continue your relationship with him."
"Renew our past relationship?" Jiang Xue suddenly lowered her head shyly.
Damn, love-brain is so scary. He is worthy of being called a love expert who died of love-brain and is still in love-brain after death. By the time Jiang Xue is reincarnated and grows up, Huang Yongfa will be in his fifties or sixties, which is equivalent to finding a dad directly.
Tan Wenjie took half a step back, putting some distance between them and hoped that his love-brain syndrome wouldn't spread.
"You didn't tell him that you were going to be reincarnated?"
"without……"
"What reincarnation?" Huang Yongfa's voice suddenly came.
Huang Yongfa, who had just returned from get off work at the Mutual Aid Association, saw that he was wearing cuckold...Tan Wenjie and Jiang Xue were chatting together. He didn't understand how a man and a ghost came into contact, but when he thought about it, as a ghost catcher, Tan Wenjie founded a mutual aid association, so it was normal for him to deal with ghosts.
As a member of the Tan family, Tan Wenjie has his own coping strategies and is least afraid of being caught cheating.
Unexpectedly, Huang Yongfa doubted their relationship at all, and instead asked about Jiang Xue's reincarnation.
"Really, you are really going to reincarnate?!" Huang Yongfa was surprised.
Looking at the man and the ghost huddled together, a word suddenly flashed in Tan Wenjie's mind: pure love warrior.
It’s bad. He and I, Old Cow, just don’t get along.
It was not advisable to stay at the sour and smelly scene for long, so Tan Wenjie shook off the man and the ghost and left in a hurry.
Buzz, the phone vibrates.
"We encountered a very ferocious ghost!" Zining's voice was nervous on the phone.
[Transcend the Evil Ghost: Dissolve or eliminate the evil ghost Heige, reward: temporary secret realm admission ticket x1]
Tan Wenjie's eyes lit up. There was such a good thing.
"Say it!"
Zining quickly told about her experiences in recent days. Because the news she reported about Tan Wenjie, the ghost catcher, caused a sensation, she took the opportunity to launch a news topic about interviewing the exorcist master.
In the past, it was impossible to interview Taoist priests, magicians, etc., but now they are lining up for her interview. Zining's career is getting better and better, but she did not expect that several masters she interviewed died one after another and were burned to charcoal in their homes, but there was no sign of fire around.
Now the ghost knows that Zining knows the exorcist, so it asks Zining to help it contact the exorcist to communicate.
It happened that Zining was interviewing Master Neng from Sichuan at that time, so the two sides fought each other, and Master Neng was killed instantly. He is now missing.
"So arrogant?" It was the first time that Tan Wenjie had heard of such a request. Only evil spirits would hide from exorcists, and he had never heard of one coming to the door on its own initiative. "Where is it?"
"I'll send you the location. When will you arrive?"
"Well, about... wait for me for two hours."
"Two hours?" Zi Ning was panicked, "Can it be faster?"
Tan Wenjie hung up the phone.
Of course not. Everyone who knows him knows that he does things very cautiously.
"Fortunately, I was prepared." Tan Wenjie quickly dialed the phone.
The call was connected, but there was a lot of ups and downs of voices coming from the other end, one after another, very lively, with a few legal sentences from time to time.
"Uncle You, did you peek at my CD?"
"Look at that, Hei Niu too. You have such a strong taste."
"That belongs to my friend, I'm keeping it for him!" Tan Wenjie cursed in his heart that this identity ruined his image. He was a clean and innocent person, okay?
"Something?" Ayou asked lazily.
"Catch the evil ghost, I'll send you the location."
After everything was ready, Tan Wenjie took a taxi to the address sent by Zining.
The most taboo thing when saving people is to do it alone, and it is even more taboo to be insufficiently prepared. Fortunately, whether it is rooster blood, red rope, or black dog blood, he has prepared it during this period of time, just in case.
The destination was a conference venue where a lecture was probably being given and there were many promotional posters erected around it.
Posters such as "Instantly kill the fierce ghost, shocking China and the world" were posted everywhere. "Sichuan can have a great wizard?" Ah You also rushed over, "Why add Sichuan?"
"It's regional," Tan Wenjie pointed, "It's easier for outsiders to chant sutras."
The scene at the conference hall was in chaos, with several shoes left behind. It must have been an evil ghost that suddenly appeared and caused the commotion, leading to the stampede.
Zi Ning was huddled on the ground, shivering, as she was taken to the dilapidated altar.
"Very fierce." Ayou sniffed and drew out the peach wood sword.
Zi Ning, upon hearing the voice, suddenly sat up, then pounced towards Tan Wenjie, and once again used the entanglement technique that "He Jinyin used to lock up the senior brother" to lock him tightly.
Only by holding him can Zining feel safe.
Tan Wenjie nodded in agreement: "She is indeed very breasted."
Ah You rolled his eyes and said, "It's right in front of us. The ghost aura is so strong. It must be waiting for us to pass by."
"Then let's go and take a look!" Tan Wenjie patted Zining gently and asked her to let him go. He swung his hand and the big machete appeared in his right hand.
"Wait here."
"Be careful!" Zi Ning looked at the strong figure walking towards the ghost fog with full of worry, until the ghost fog completely swallowed him up.
Passing through the ghost fog, one can smell the hot and fierce smell of charcoal barbecue in the air, making one feel as if they were at a fire scene, sweating slightly, with the back of their clothes slightly soaked.
As they walked forward, a man with his back to them said, "This guy talks too much nonsense. I tore his mouth apart."
Turning around, it was the "Master Neng" hanging on the poster outside. His mouth and cheeks had been torn and bloody.
The evil ghost possessed Master Neng and walked towards the two of them with great momentum.
Tan Wenjie and Ayou looked at each other, and very uncoordinatedly, one moved to the left and the other moved to the right.
"Red rope!" said Ayou.
"Kill him!" Tan Wenjie also said.
The two said in unison: "Fuck, what are you doing! Why are you so out of sync?"
After all, we have worked together many times.
The ghost-possessed Master Neng rushed towards Tan Wenjie quickly, leaped up, and slammed his knee into Tan Wenjie's arm, trying to suppress him with his body weight and strength, but he didn't expect Tan Wenjie to tilt his head and said, "Red rope!"
A red rope was thrown from the side and entangled the master, intercepting him in the air, but his knee strike and jumping attack were blocked.
The evil ghost's strength was no less than that of the twin girls. They were burned to death, and after landing, they actually dragged Ah You to the ground and continued to run towards Tan Wenjie. Ah You could only pull with his hands and feet, but he could not change the fate of being dragged.
Ah You yelled, “Cut him!”
This time the tacit understanding is sufficient.
There was a brief tug of war, and Tan Wenjie got the chance to immediately turn the machete slightly to the side and smash it on the bloody face. The blow was enough to give the master a pause, and the evil spirit seemed to be about to be knocked out of his body.
The evil ghost reacted quickly, forcibly resisting the murderous spirit of the machete and actually drilling back into its body, and used the hand that had broken free from the red rope to grab Tan Wenjie's wrist holding the knife.
The two sides seemed to be stuck in a state of stillness, facing each other. It was a battle of life and death.
Tan Wenjie gritted his teeth to resist the master's wrist, and the machete in his right hand suddenly disappeared, and at the same time he flexed his right fingers.
Sword pointing!
He hit the opponent right in the face, causing his head to tilt back slightly.
Taking advantage of the evil ghost's loss of defense, he quickly broke free from the opponent's iron grip, stepped back to create some distance, and grabbed the air with both hands, and a machete appeared in his hands.
Chop with the back of a knife.
Tan Wenjie did not have the habit of killing innocent people indiscriminately, but the power of the knife was greatly reduced when it hit the ghost, so he could only chop a few more times.
The sound of continuous slashing was heard, and the back of the knife turned into an afterimage.
The machete began to tremble with a sound like sparks flying and cutting thick steel plates. Tan Wenjie had to use both hands to control the direction of the weapon.
Waves of thick smoke poured out from Master Neng, and the other party abandoned Master Neng's body and turned into a demon.
He is tall and thin, with thick smoke all over his body. He must be an evil ghost who died in a fire, and his negative energy is overwhelming.
Heige was a drug dealer during his lifetime. Later, he was asked to pay protection money by the corrupt police. In a rage, he was ready to kill the other party, but he did not expect that the other party escaped. The two sides had a dispute, and he was trapped in his home by the corrupt police. His wife and daughter were burned to death.
After his death, his resentment was hard to get rid of, and he just wanted to kill the black policeman for revenge. However, he found out that the black policeman actually lived in Lingfu Nursing Home. There was a police station on the left and a fire station on the right. Hei Ge couldn't get in at all, so he could only find someone to help him kill the black policeman. However, after searching for a long time, he found that all the exorcists were useless.
Since he is useless, he has to be killed if he fails to complete the task.
But this one I encountered today is pretty good.
The evil ghost looked down at Tan Wenjie and said, "Help me kill one person. If you can't do it, I will kill you."
Tan Wenjie looked up and looked into the evil ghost's cold gaze. He could see rage and madness in the other's eyes.
His answer was also very simple. He twisted his wrist, turned the back of the knife into a blade and chopped the evil ghost's neck.
(End of this chapter)