Chapter 12 Flying on my thigh
Chapter 12 Flying on my thigh
Li Yuxuan was choked and speechless for a long time. He adjusted his mentality: "Oh, if that's the case, I really want to see what magic is. Come on, Master Fang, cast a spell."
"I am just an apprentice now, not a great wizard." Fang Yu said seriously.
"Besides, the Dharma is not to be passed on to others, so I'm sorry."
Wang Youran sneered, "If you can't do it, then you can't do it. Why are you bragging about knowing magic? You are really stupid."
Fang Yu glanced at Wang Youran. This woman was so damn pure.
Among the girls, Wang Youran and Li Yuxuan have the best relationship.
On the one hand, Li Yuxuan firmly believed that in order to pursue a girl, he had to first deal with her best friends, and he had given Wang Youran a lot of benefits before;
On the other hand, Li Yuxuan is really Wang Youran's type.
Just because she likes the place where mankind originated doesn't mean she doesn't want to find a husband from the Great Zhou Dynasty.
Li Yuxuan quite meets her marriage standards.
He is good-looking, his family is fairly wealthy, he graduated from a prestigious university, he owns a car and a house, and he seems to be quite ambitious.
But what she didn't think about was that Li Yuxuan liked to show off, but he was not stupid.
On the contrary, among the sophomores, Li Yuxuan is definitely considered as a smart person. Why should such a smart person be the one to take over?
Therefore, Li Yuxuan has been pretending to be ignorant even though he knows the truth.
Firstly, it creates a sense of crisis in front of Zhou Siqiao, and secondly, with such a roommate acting as a traitor, his chances of pursuing Zhou Siqiao will definitely be greater.
"No, Fang Yu's magic is really amazing..." Before Huang Xiang could finish his words, he was pulled by Fang Yu.
Huang Xiang looked at Fang Yu in some confusion. It was not Fang's style not to seize this opportunity to show off.
With Wang Youran's assist, Li Yuxuan felt that he had the upper hand and regained some face. He sneered twice, took out a deck of cards and started to perform card magic for Zhou Siqiao.
"Hi, hello. I'm sorry about last time." A slightly familiar voice sounded in Fang Yu's ears, soft and sticky.
A girl wearing Korean-style black and white JK put her hands on her thighs, leaned forward, and said with a hint of apology.
"Didn't I apologize before?" Fang Yu stood up and stretched out his right hand, "Fang Yu."
"Tang Yufei." The girl shook hands with Fang Yu lightly and smiled, "I'm talking about the last time in the study room. At that time, I thought there was a bad guy behind me."
Fang Yu took back his hand on his own initiative: "It's good that you have a strong sense of safety. Do you want to have a drink together?" Fang Yu invited naturally.
Even though Li Yuxuan and Huang Xiang were being bullied by Zhou Siqiao, they couldn't help but hold their breath and look expectantly when they heard Fang Yu say this.
The girls fell into an eerie silence.
Tang Yufei hesitated for a moment, then smiled and said, "Okay. I'll go change my clothes first." Then she waved to everyone.
There is a branch of psychology called environmental psychology, whose main research direction is environmental cues and situational effects, which studies how the environment and atmosphere change a person's normal decision-making process.
But in a noisy and crowded club, the first impact of the environment on people's psychology is obviously excitement and openness.
A club is essentially a social occasion for the opposite sex. As long as you appear in this environment, you will be influenced by it and behave more radically than usual.
The second impact is just the opposite. Due to the complexity of the club environment and the sound and light pollution, it will increase people's defensive psychology.
Many people feel that the success rate of picking up girls in bars or clubs has not increased significantly, and this is the reason.
This is also the reason why Tang Yufei could easily agree to Fang Yu’s invitation.
The two previous meetings reduced Fang Yu's vigilance towards Tang Yufei, and coupled with the environment's promotion of social interaction, it became a natural result.
Newbies who don’t know how to strike up a conversation can remember a principle of chance encounters, which is to lower their guard and increase their success rate in striking up a conversation through several chance encounters.
However, even so, Fang Yu felt a little strange.
He was just being polite just now, but he didn't expect Tang Yufei to actually agree.
Fang Yu is not so narcissistic as to think he can seduce all girls.
Not everyone has exactly the same preferences, and there are many people who don’t eat his type.
And his principle has always been three things not to touch:
Don't touch things that require effort to pursue.
Traditional good girls don't touch
Don’t touch anything that can easily cause illness.
The same reason applies to not touching Cheng Yuxin. It's not that it's bad, it's just too troublesome, and the moral guilt is too strong.
During the several meetings with Tang Yufei, Fang Yu did not feel that Tang Yufei had any interest in him, so he should not have agreed so easily.
As soon as Tang Yufei left, Xu Chen couldn't wait to ask, "Who is this? Didn't you say you didn't know her?"
Fang Yu said innocently: "I didn't even know his name before. I didn't know him."
Zhou Siqiao's eyes flickered. "Maybe she works here? She danced really well just now, she must be a professional. By the way, Fang Yu, do you want a tip for her to come over for a drink?"
Fang Yu glanced at Zhou Siqiao with a smile but said nothing.
After more than ten minutes, Tang Yufei finally changed into casual clothes and came back.
Tang Yufei changed into a simple white loose T-shirt on her upper body, and still wore the same black JK skirt on her lower body.
He took off the bunny ears on his head and replaced them with a black SF Giants cap, and put on his usual white OG superstars. In his arms, he held a bulging white checkered Carryall.
A bit like a smart baby sister.
"I'm sorry, there are a lot of things, so it took me a little longer to clean up."
Tang Yufei put her hands together and apologized. Her cute look made Li Yuxuan and Huang Xiang stare at her. "Sister Tang is so beautiful. Am I calling her that right? Sit here." Xu Chen took the initiative to make room for Tang Yufei.
This booth is a U-shaped sofa. The original seats from left to right are Wang Youran, Li Yuxuan, Zhou Siqiao, Xu Chen, Huang Xiang, and Fang Yu.
Taking advantage of this seat change, Xu Chen sat to the far right, giving the seat next to Zhou Siqiao to Tang Yufei.
"Ah, so you are all national students, that's great."
"You danced so well just now. We were just saying you must be a professional."
"No, no, they are just dancing randomly. You have such a good figure, you can practice it too."
"From your accent, you're probably not a local, right?"
"Oh, yes, I'm from Yanling."
"Where is that? Kuaiji County? Oh, Wuzhou. People on the Internet say you guys are in a scattered group, and it's true, hahaha. Why are you in Haixi?"
“I went to school here before.”
"..."
In fact, under normal circumstances, communication between girls would not be so awkward, especially between pretty girls.
Beautiful girls are not only liked by boys, but also by girls.
Most of the time, the prettier a girl is, the more popular she is with girls.
So most of the female school bullies are good-looking.
What girls hate is not beauty, but pretense.
The term "white lotus" was coined by girls themselves.
It is for this reason that there is a sub-category of tomboys, which focuses on the image of tomboy women who are carefree and do tricks behind the scenes.
If a girl with less strength asks her same-sex friend to help her unscrew the bottle cap.
Tomboy: I twisted it open with a snap. I have been very strong since I was young. When I was in elementary school, all the boys in my class were beaten until they cried.
Man-made bitch: She unscrews it with a snap and laughs at it behind the boys’ back. It’s not like she has a terminal illness and the bottle cap can’t be unscrewed. She’s just pretending to be pitiful. She’s a typical green tea bitch, unlike me who is carefree and has no one to care for me.
Wang Youran is the initial stage of a man-bitch.
The reason why their conversation with Tang Yufei was so awkward was not because of Tang Yufei's costume, but because they all had their own ulterior motives under the circumstances.
Zhou Siqiao: My two bootlickers seem to have seen a piece of meat bone. I have to hint to them that this woman is here to sell herself.
Xu Chen: I haven't eaten Fang Yu yet, why should I watch others eat her? I'm a national undergraduate, you're just a bar dancer, so what if you're pretty?
Wang Youran: When she first came over, Nkuma, who said I had small breasts, seemed to try to chat with me. She just had bigger breasts, what's the big deal? She only knows how to get hot when it comes to men.
Tang Yufei: Meow meow meow?
"Were you playing magic just now?" Tang Yufei saw the poker cards on the card table and took the initiative to change the topic.
Li Yuxuan's eyes lit up.
Men are like this, even if their sweetheart is next to them, they still can't help but show off when they see someone prettier.
"A few magic tricks I just learned. My dad asked Dai Xuguang to shoot a commercial before. Do you know Dai Xuguang? He is a powerful magician in Da Zhou now. He taught me a few tricks at that time."
Li Yuxuan raised his hand and touched his temples, where he had deliberately shaved a notch. He combed his undercut slicked back, and paired it with a pair of diamond-studded CLs that he couldn't tell whether they were real or not, a standard young man's style.
Tang Yufei covered her mouth and smiled: "I don't know much about magic, I only know one Lu Qian."
Li Yuxuan showed a disdainful expression: "Lu Qian's fame is just hype and packaging. His level is too average. He is just a second-rate person in China."
It has been a long time since I have seen such a stiff pretense. Fang Yu turned his head to look at Huang Xiang. How could he have such a useless son if he could be so overwhelmed by such a bastard?
Fortunately, they are not my biological children.
Huang Xiang looked at Fang Yu in confusion and asked in a low voice: "Why are you looking at me?"
Fang Yu blinked and quietly pointed at Li Yuxuan: "I'm just wondering, how did he comb his hair? There isn't a single stray hair."
Huang Xiang said with certainty: "It's the clay. He used the clay."
Fang Yu was shocked: "Fuck, when you said that, I felt like crying when I saw his head."
The two guys here were laughing quietly, but the noise in the club was too loud and no one else could hear what they were whispering about.
Tang Yufei just glanced at the two guys, then turned back and continued to say to Li Yuxuan: "I don't quite understand this. A few days ago, I saw someone doing magic with two sieve cups in a bar. The dice was clearly on the left, but he pointed and it moved to the right. It was so magical."
Fang Yu glanced at Tang Yufei with a playful look. This woman was not simple.
"That's the Three Immortals Returning to the Cave. It's pure technique, not difficult at all. Qiao Qiao, Yu Fei, let me show you how this works. If someone tries to deceive you again, you can expose him right away."
Seeing Zhou Siqiao's expressionless face, Li Yuxuan felt proud. As expected, he had to create a sense of crisis appropriately. This time, he had secured his victory.
Li Yuxuan took a few dice and two sieves.
"Look, here is a dice. I'll cover it. It's one, right? This one is in this sieve. Look, it's in. Put another one in. It's two. Hey! Guess how many dice are in this sieve?"
Tang Yufei smiled and said, "I guess there is one."
Li Yuxuan's face froze: "How did you guess that?"
Tang Yufei picked up a dice from her fair and smooth thighs embarrassedly: "This one just flew onto my leg."
(End of this chapter)