Chapter 13 Offensive

Chapter 13 Offensive

Chapter 13 Offensive

“Hahahahahahahaha.”

Except for Li Yuxuan, everyone burst into laughter, even Li Yuxuan's half-dog Wang Youran was laughing.

As Zhou Siqiao laughed, a hint of contempt flashed in his eyes. Fang Yu and Huang Xiang laughed the loudest.

It really wasn't Fang Yu's magic trick, it was indeed a hand magic trick.

It looks like the second dice has been put in, but in fact it is still held in the hand.

But Li Yuxuan was not professional. He clamped it too tightly and the ball flew out.

As we all know, if you clamp it too tightly, you often can't feel it squeezing out unless the things inside are too big.

Li Yuxuan had no idea that the dice at his knuckles had already flown out and was exposed.

Xu Chen laughed so hard that he slapped his thigh, then slapped Fang Yu's thigh. He then put his arm around Fang Yu's arm and buried his face in it, laughing non-stop.

Fang Yu didn't push her away. As long as she didn't bite, it would be fine.

Hearing everyone's laughter, Li Yuxuan's face turned blood red, and he wished he could find a crack in the ground to crawl into.

How shameful!

"Huh~" Li Yuxuan let out a long breath, suppressed his embarrassment, clasped his hands together, and said awkwardly: "I am not very good at learning, so I will show you my ugliness."

Fang Yu nodded secretly. He was flexible and dared to laugh at himself. If Li Yuxuan accumulated more experience, he might become a big shot in five or six years.

In fact, Li Yuxuan has an advantage that many men do not have, which is aggressiveness.

East Asian men are generally more introverted. Officials emphasize moderation, and businessmen emphasize making money through harmony.

Over time, the aggressiveness of many men is hidden deeper and deeper, and in the end can only be found on the Internet.

In heterosexual relationships, regardless of species, more aggressive males tend to get more mating rights.

The same goes for humans.

Fang Yu had previously seen a point of view that, as a male, it is most normal to be able to be cruel without being brutal.

Being aggressive does not mean biting everyone you see. A dog that bites everyone you see is a mad dog.

Aggression means that when there are two ways to deal with something, "kind" or "cruel", other people will think that you are likely to adopt both the "kind" and "cruel" approaches.

If a man gives the opposite sex the impression that he will handle everything in a "kind" way, she will not think that you are a "kind" person.

They will only think that you don’t have the ability to be “cruel”, so you can only be “kind”.

Simply emphasizing kindness and rejecting cruelty is actually a lack of psychological function.

Of course, there is a way out of pure "kindness". You can go for "0".

Being a nice person, not knowing how to say no to others, having an avoidant personality, having a people-pleasing personality, etc., are actually all manifestations of lack of aggressiveness.

Leadership is also closely related to aggression. It is hard to imagine that a person without aggression can have strong leadership.

Just on this point, Li Yuxuan is already better than more than half of the men.

"Hahaha, Yuxuan, you are so funny~, hahaha." Wang Youran keenly noticed the contempt in Zhou Siqiao's eyes. She was delighted and considerately gave Li Yuxuan some emotional value to soothe Li Yuxuan's wounded heart.

Li Yuxuan laughed dryly twice, rolled his eyes, and said maliciously: "By the way, Fang Yu, didn't Huang Xiang just say that you can do magic? Show me one? Oh, right, it's not magic, you said you can do magic, hahaha."

He is really still determined to do this and is attacking me?

Isn't this just begging me to show off and slap him in the face?

Did you know that online novels written like this nowadays will be considered poisonous?
Fang Yu didn't feel that these people were not of high enough status and would lose face if they pretended. If they could feel good by pretending, why not?

As for why I didn’t pretend just now, it must be because the time was not right.

Tang Yufei didn't know what happened before, so she asked curiously, "Can you do magic? Is it the kind of magic that you can't even find out how it's done on the Internet?"

In the year 3061 of the Zhou calendar, there are already some magic revelations and teaching videos on the Internet.

The magic trick performed by Lu Qian on the Spring Festival Gala two years ago was revealed 35 minutes after it was broadcast.

It can be said that most magic tricks that the public has seen are no longer secrets on the Internet.

Fang Yu took out a tissue and wiped his hands, then said calmly, "That's about right."

Seeing Fang Yu's pretentious face, Li Yuchen felt that she deserved a beating.

But before he could say anything, Wang Youran beside him spoke first: "I hate men who brag in front of girls. They have no skills at all, but they just brag. And you can't even find the truth on the Internet. It's ridiculous!"

Yes, yes, that’s it. Add some more, so that the fighting will be more enjoyable.

With Wang Youran's second assist, Li Yuxuan felt that he had the upper hand, and the corners of his mouth became more arrogant.

"How about it, Coach Fang? Do you want to do one? If you can really perform a magic trick that you can't even find online, I'll drink this bottle."

Fang Yu glanced at Li Yuxuan with contempt and cursed: "What are you thinking? This bottle of Spade Ace costs three thousand when I buy it overseas, and Womb costs eight thousand eight hundred, and you did it all by yourself, and you have such a big face."

How can this person be so uncultured? There are so many beautiful women around him, but he still swears!
Li Yuxuan persuaded himself not to argue with the uncultured hooligans, and said coldly: "Then what do you want?"

Fang Yu raised his eyelids and said, "It's simple. If you can find out, I will pay for all the wine today. I will transfer the money you spent just now to you directly, and I will also give you another set of non-black dragon suits."

"If you can't find out, I won't cheat you. Just transfer 40,000 to me. Do you dare?"

What is more fun than showing off? Of course, showing off for a fee~
Is it such a big deal?
Everyone present gasped. Zhou Siqiao even forgot that he had never been to a bar and looked surprised.

Only Huang Xiang, the idiot, stared with a pair of eyes that had not been polluted by knowledge, and asked Fang Yu weakly: "Old Fang, what is the Wuhei Shenlong Suit?"

Xu Chen pulled Huang Xiang, his eyes gleaming with excitement: "It's five different bottles of Spade Ace, Womb wants 78,800."

There were young men and women from the atmosphere group lining up to serve wine!
I don't deserve noble love, I only deserve vulgar money~
In fact, the real Shenlong set should be 6 bottles, but the black gold version is limited to more than 6 bottles worldwide. Which bar dares to say that it has a set of Shenlong sets containing black gold? Needless to say, it is definitely fake. Therefore, even if the spade A sold by the bar is fake, it will not say that it has black gold.

Zhou Siqiao's eyes also flickered, and he clenched his two fists at his sides. It was true that his roommate Huang Xiang was the big fish!

The first thing he asked for was a set of Shenlong suit. Zhou Siqiao had been to all the major nightclubs since high school, but he had never seen many rich people actually use the Shenlong suit.

Even if there is, most people will not open it and drink it. Instead, they will leave it on the table for show, order other drinks, and then ask the bar to keep it when they leave.

A set of Shenlong suits in Womb costs only 78,800, but it sounds more luxurious and shocking than telling others that I have 5 million in my bank account.

"Lao Fang, Lao Fang. Don't be impulsive, Lao Fang."

Huang Xiang was so scared that he stuttered. You came to me to borrow money yesterday, where did you get 78,000 yuan to buy the magic dragon set?

Even if Fang Yu is familiar with the boss here and can get a discount, it is still not a small amount of money.

What magic tricks can’t be found on the Internet now?

Aren’t the magic tricks you know available on the Internet now?
Wait, could it be that he asked me to borrow 100,000 yuan a few days ago and I refused, so this Dogecoin is taking revenge on me?

Huang Xiang looked around and it seemed that he was the only one who looked like a sucker.

If Fang Yu loses by then and can't come up with so much money to buy some magic trick, how can he survive in the national university?

Should I use the travel fund I had saved with great difficulty to pay for his gambling?

Huang Xiang’s biggest dream since middle school has been to travel around the world. He wanted to go to Istanbul to ride a hot air balloon, to Reykjavik to chase the northern lights, to Antirabe to see the rainforest, to Wusun Summer Capital to see the Shata Ancient Trail, the kind of in-depth trip that would take him two years to complete.

Huang Xiang has been saving money for five or six years for this purpose.

He comes from a well-off family and his parents have some connections, so he receives a lot of New Year's money as a reward every year. Combined with his living expenses and pocket money, he has saved nearly 200,000 yuan so far.

If I hadn't spent a lot on Zhou Siqiao in the past six months, it would have been even more.

He had originally planned to save up 300,000 yuan, and if he could pursue Zhou Siqiao, he would use the money to go on a spontaneous trip with Qiao Qiao.

This bastard must be made to return my money to me, at least half of it.

For a moment, Huang Xiang even felt that he was a little tragic.

Fang Yu had no idea that Huang Xiang had so many inner thoughts. He ignored Huang Xiang and put his arm around his shoulders, staring at Li Yuxuan: "Hurry up, do you dare?"

Huang Xiang was almost crying because of being hugged. It seemed that his fortune was doomed to fail today.

Li Yuxuan's face changed, and he sneered, "You're trying to scare me? You made up a story about the return of four immortals to the cave, and then said that it can't be found on the Internet. Do you think I'm stupid?"

"what."

"?"

Fang Yu chuckled, "If you hadn't told me, I wouldn't have thought there was such a dirty trick."

"Don't worry, as long as the principle is the same, even if you win, there are so many people around, how can you not be fair? Do you dare?"

Are you cheating me?

Li Yuxuan's face was gloomy.

He suffered a lot from Fang Yu today, which left him with some psychological trauma, but the feeling of humiliation made him want to save his face all the time.

If you don't agree to this bet, this guy will pretend to be the boss again.

I was being attacked by him all night, what would the girls think of him? Would it spread to the school?
Moreover, that is a magic dragon set. Every time I bring my sister to the bar, I can put it on the table to show off.

But if this guy really has a trump card, I will be embarrassed.

Li Yuxuan's mind was racing. When he saw Huang Xiang's lifeless face under Fang Yu's arm, something moved. Others might not know Fang Yu, but this Huang was his roommate. How could he not know how capable he was?
He must be cheating me.

But thinking back to when he was bragging just now, he thought Fang Yu had it, but it turned out that Fang Yu didn't.

He thought Fang Yu didn't have it, but it turned out Fang Yu really did. After losing eight out of ten times, he was no longer so sure.

"If you don't have the guts, don't talk nonsense. Do you think your pencil case is full of pens every day?"

Seeing that Li Yuxuan didn't give any feedback for a long time, Fang Yu leaned back on the sofa and waved his hand disdainfully.

Hearing this, Li Yuxuan, who was originally hesitant, became excited: "It's just 40,000, okay, go ahead and see what you can come up with!"

Fang Yu clapped his hands immediately: "Great! You have guts! Words are not enough, let's put it in writing."

Fang Yu asked the waiter for paper and pen, wrote a few words, and handed it to Li Yuxuan.

"Party A: Fang Yu, Party B: Li Yuxuan. Party A is invited by Party B to perform magic at Womb on the evening of September 3061, 9. If Party A's magic show is original, Party B shall pay Party A a performance fee of 20 Great Zhou coins. If Party B finds the secret or principle of Party A's magic show through any channel before 3061:9 on September 21, 00, Party A shall purchase a set of five bottles of Spade A without Black Dragon Set worth 00 Great Zhou coins for Party B at Womb Club as compensation..."

It is already eleven twenty, and a magic show only takes ten minutes, leaving Li Yuxuan thirty minutes to search for the answer online, which is not a short time.

This seemingly trifling agreement certainly has many loopholes, but if the two people really sign it, it will be very effective.

Li Yuxuan looked at the agreement with an uncertain expression, gritted his teeth, and signed his name to the right of Fang Yu's signature.

"I'll take a video." Wang Youran took out his phone. "Fang Yu, don't deny your loss when the time comes."

Fang Yu nodded indifferently and reminded Huang Xiang: "Don't just stare at me. Take my phone and take a picture for me too."

Huang Xiang said "oh", picked up Fang Yu's phone and turned on the camera: "Old Fang, what magic are you going to perform?"

At this point, Huang Xiang could only try hard to make himself believe that Fang Yu could really perform a magic trick that could not be found on the Internet.

Fang Yu turned his eyes and saw the girl selling flowers in the bar selling cards in the inner circle.

"See what kind of flower I can conjure up? Then I'll really conjure up a flower for you." Fang Yu stood up, rubbed his hands a few times, revealing two rows of white teeth.

(End of this chapter)