Chapter 18 Is it a sin for lovers to be unable to say each other's names?
Chapter 18 Is it a sin for lovers to be unable to say each other's names?
"I haven't touched the opposite sex for a long time. I went out to buy gold at night, and the salesgirl accidentally touched my hand. I lost my composure and ran back. Sigh."
"Is this your fucking excuse for robbery and molestation?"
……
"It's like this. When I was staying in a hotel, a small note slipped under the door. It said, 'Duck, 100 per time. If you're strong and healthy, one time is guaranteed to be enough for an hour. If not enough time, I'll pay you .'"
I thought it was a good deal, so I called him over. But the jerk finished in five minutes, threw four hundred dollars at me, and then you guys came in.
So you really can’t sentence me as a seller! I’m a buyer, so give me some face and detain me for a few days, okay?”
……
"Listen to my explanation. I buy second-hand mobile phones. How would I know that this customer sent me the location of a hotel? But there is money to be made, so I have to go. There is definitely bargaining involved in buying mobile phones. We were both sweating profusely and had to take a shower. As for the transfer record on the phone you mentioned, it was the money for buying the phone."
……
"Guarding Jiefang West" is really a documentary. Lin Li was shocked when he listened to the conversations coming from several interrogation rooms.
There are indeed many talented people here, and they all speak very nicely. It is worthy of being the young dragon field that can attain enlightenment.
We arrested a lot of people at once tonight, and since we had other cases to deal with, the interrogation room was a little short of space.
Fortunately, it seemed that because I was the only minor, even though the car I was riding in was not the first to arrive here, I still managed to cut in line and was interrogated in advance.
His chair was a classic stainless steel interrogation stool. Yang Liang was a good comrade. He had just called him uncle and he took the initiative to put handcuffs on him.
Lin Li felt that there was already a bond between the two of them - perhaps if he patted Uncle Yang's butt, he would know what pose to strike.
"There's no need to put handcuffs and shackles on this child, right?" The interrogation requires at least two Demon Suppressors to conduct it, so a Demon Suppressor who seems to be in a higher position than Yang Liang is also here. Looking at the handcuffs standing in front of him, he looks at Yang Liang with some confusion.
"This little bastard begged me to cuff him." Yang Liang snorted heavily to express his annoyance.
Another demon-suppressing envoy: “?”
"This little bastard is probably mentally ill. He's a minor and mentally ill. He's been given too many buffs. I don't even want to interrogate him. Just ask his family to come and pick him up." Yang Liang said with a gloomy face.
"It's not that simple. I'm actually a transgenderist. My biological gender is male, but my psychological gender is female. But because I'm a transvestite, I still wear men's clothes. I'm also a homosexual, so I like women. And I'm a mixed race of Jewish and black people, but because I have a rare yellow disease and a genetic mutation, I look like a local..."
At this time, Lin Li raised his hands and began to chant.
"Foreign BUFF is useless here, shut up." Yang Liang was now very skilled in telling Lin Li to shut up. After saying that, he looked at the demon suppressor next to him and said, "See, I said you are crazy, right?"
The Demon Suppressor rubbed his brows with a headache and nodded.
"I think it is very impolite to say that he is mentally ill in front of others." Lin Li defended himself.
"Yang Liang, you are right. Let's finish the process quickly and have his family come to pick him up." The Demon Suppressor nodded even harder.
"I know, start the interrogation! We ask and you answer." Yang Liang nodded, then looked at Lin Li and slapped the table hard.
“Just because two people in love can’t call each other’s names, do they have to be interrogated?” Lin Li took the initiative.
Yang Liang: “…”
Interrogation is so troublesome.
He wanted to use the great memory recovery technique.
As we all know, our country has been known as a country of etiquette since ancient times.
Then you should use your fists to bang! bang! bang!
"Okay, uncles, we have almost experienced everything we should experience. It is time to reveal our identities. No more pretending. I am going to reveal my cards." Lin Li paused slightly and smiled mysteriously: "I am your man. I am an undercover agent."
Another demon-suppressing envoy: "He is indeed a psychopath."
Yang Liang: "I said it all."
Lin Li: “I’m not!”
Another demon-suppressing envoy: "It's probably not realistic to ask him for information. When you catch him, do you have any ID?"
Yang Liang: "I didn't see the ID card, but there is a cell phone. Let's go and check the cell phone." Lin Li: "Can you pay attention to me?"
Another demon-suppressing envoy: "Why didn't you tell me about this earlier? I thought there was only this person."
Yang Liang: "Let's go then."
Another demon suppressor: "Yeah."
Lin Li: "I'm a woman. Hello, hello, I'm a woman. Didn't you send it out? I'm women."
"..."
The two people had an extremely dull conversation, without even looking at Lin Li from beginning to end, and were ready to get up and leave.
It's a bit disrespectful.
Seeing that the two demon-suppressing envoys were about to leave, Lin Li hurriedly explained: "No! Uncles, I am really an undercover! To be exact, this operation was led by me! The reason you carried out this operation tonight was because you received a phone call reporting it, right?
I was the one who made the report! My name is Lin Li, and my cell phone number ends with 9749. I'm sure you can match it up!"
Lin Li's words immediately made the two demon-suppressing envoys look at him. The three of them looked at each other in silence for a while, and then Yang Liang widened his eyes and said in a broken voice:
"Are you the whistleblower who the station mentioned as having an abnormal brain?"
Lin Li: "..."
Brain-dead, I just wanted to say brain-dead, right?
Your station’s curses are so dirty.
"It's not me. I'm not stupid. It's normal." Lin Li shook his head and then said in a gentle voice:
"Your station should have also said that there is another normal, great, caring and respectable whistleblower, right? That's me."
The three of them looked at each other in silence again.
"That's right, he is the one."
"If it was this kid from Jiba who reported it, I can understand it. It's something he could do." Yang Liang suddenly smiled with relief, turned his head and nodded to his colleague, "No wonder I didn't see anyone actively looking for me at the scene. It turned out to be this kid."
"Then I'll leave him to you first. I'll go help the others. We're too short-handed here tonight." Another Demon Suppressor also looked a little funny and helpless, and stood up and said.
"it is good."
"Although you are the informant, due to the regulations, we cannot let you go directly. You still need to cooperate with me to make a record. Come on, follow me to the office." Yang Liang walked forward, ready to unlock Lin Li's handcuffs and shackles, and raised his head with a premonition:
"No, the interrogation room is very busy tonight. There are many people waiting in line to use it. We can't just take notes like this."
Lin Li widened his eyes and swallowed the word "uncle" that he was about to say.
I was actually predicted.
Even if I don't pat my butt, Uncle Yang knows the posture I want?
However, Lin Li nodded immediately. Experience is one thing, but there is no need to cause trouble to others. Besides, he has sat in the interrogation chair before. He only hopes to have had it once, not to have it forever.
This thing won't last long.
After regaining his freedom, Lin Li stretched himself, then followed Yang Liang to the office and got his cell phone back.
Lin Li unlocked his mobile phone and showed his call records, confirming his identity as a whistleblower.
"Damn it, I don't even know how to start taking this statement. I've been a police officer for so long, but this is the first time I've seen someone like you." After Yang Liang sat down, he hugged his head with a bit of a smile, leaned back, and then said in a gentle voice:
"Xiao Lin, is there anything you want to say first?"
The Demon Suppressor's attitude towards him had obviously changed.
Arrogant at first and respectful at the end, it makes people laugh when they think about it.
It seems that this idiom cannot be used in this way. Never mind. It doesn’t matter.
Lin Li nodded, and then expressed his opinion:
"I'm not going to say a word until my lawyer comes."
Yang Liang: “?”
(End of this chapter)