Chapter 19 We have received professional training. No matter how funny it is, we just laugh.

Chapter 19 We have received professional training. No matter how funny it is, we just laugh.

Chapter 19 We have received professional training. No matter how funny it is, we just laugh.

"Just kidding, uncle, I'm just trying to liven up the atmosphere." Lin Li just thought that hiring a lawyer was a cool idea and wanted to say it.

If it weren't for the inappropriateness of adding swear words to this sentence, Lin Li really wanted to replicate Carl in "Shameless".

"Do you know that you have kept my blood pressure very high during the whole journey? Are all the kids of your generation so abstract?" Yang Liang really had a headache.

He now wants to meet Lin Li's parents even more and ask for their advice on parenting so that he can avoid any potential risks.

“That’s not the case. There are relatively few people as outstanding as me.” Lin Li shook his head.

The only person around him who can clearly surpass him is probably Bai Bufan, otherwise how can they be good brothers.

"That's great, the country can still be saved." Yang Liang breathed a sigh of relief.

Lin Li: "?"

The curse is so dirty.

“Let me ask the questions and you answer them.” Yang Liang waved his hand. He had realized that if he handed the initiative to Lin Li, the direction and style of the matter would definitely go astray.

"First, let me ask, how did you know that Qingjue Health Club was secretly providing erotic services?"

"A friend of mine told me." When you are undecided, leave it to your friends. "As for my friend's name, it should be okay if I don't tell you, right?"

"In fact, we won't investigate him even if you tell us, but we can understand if you don't tell us. It's your freedom." Yang Liang nodded. This is human nature. Then he asked the question he really wanted to know and was most curious about:
"So Xiaolin, why didn't you report it to us right away, but instead went there yourself... to experience it first, and then told us?"

Are you asking me? Are you asking the system?

Do you think I want to sacrifice my small self for the greater self?
I don't want to get involved in it either.

But of course I couldn’t say that when the words came to my lips: “First of all, my friend only heard about this from hearsay and has never actually been there, so in order to avoid making a false alarm, I must first confirm the authenticity of the news and obtain evidence.

So I went to investigate on the spot and called you, and by then I had confirmed the evidence.

Secondly, I have to clarify one thing. I have not lost my innocence...

No, uncle, what does that expression mean? You are laughing, right? I am saying this very seriously. "

"We have received professional training. No matter how funny it is, we will not laugh." Yang Liang covered his mouth with his palm and said sincerely.

"Unless you can't help it?" Lin Li gritted his teeth.

"It's not that I don't want to believe you, Xiaolin. It's just that when I entered your room, you didn't even have time to put on your clothes." Yang Liang recalled the scene and said with some difficulty.

"No, I get angry when I talk about this. First of all, it's not us. Only Xiao Jing didn't wear anything, and she didn't wear anything except the top." Lin Li's voice got louder this time. "Secondly, luckily I have the recording to prove my innocence."

Lin Li took out his mobile phone, clicked on the second half of the two extremely long recordings, and started playing them at double speed, occasionally moving the progress bar.

"..."

"Miss, please respect yourself!"

"..."

"Listen, listen, uncle, I am so chaste that I even said something like, 'Miss, please respect yourself!'"

"Forty minutes, that's forty hours. I waited for you for forty days! Ah sir!! Do you know how I got through these forty years when no one cared about me? How painful and tormenting it was!"

Lin Li stood up and shouted at the top of his lungs, his eyes slightly red, seeming to be too into the role.

Yang Liang didn't say anything. He took Lin Li's phone and moved the progress bar back a bit. Then Lin Li's own voice came out of the phone:

"...a little to the left. Yes, press the muscles on your calves with more force. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh my god! Ah~ so cool - Siguoyi~~~oh, yes~~"

"Have you been in pain during these forty years? Have you been suffering? How come I didn't hear it?" Yang Liang looked at Lin Li seriously and asked sincerely.

It was quite embarrassing to hear myself moaning. Was it so loud? The atmosphere that he had created after years of being an undercover and questioning the contact person was completely destroyed. Lin Li scratched his head, sat down again, and said awkwardly:
"Let's put it this way. Although my body feels comfortable, my spirit is in torment and torture every moment..."

Yang Liang: “…”

I have told you all the good and bad things, right?

But he did believe that Lin Li did not accept gray services. This was the right thing to do. No matter how abstract it was, he could not jump into the fire pit knowing that his people were coming soon.

After playing the recording to the end, where Xiao Jing was about to force him to serve her, Lin Li said:
"Did you hear me? I didn't even know she took off her clothes. If you had come a little later, I would have been raped and it would have been messy! Forty minutes, how can it be so slow! I'll report you for being passive when I get back!" Lin Li said in a resentful tone.

It was obvious that Yang Liang did not seem to have received enough professional training, as he was laughing happily.

Lin Li looked over with an even more resentful gaze: "Aren't you going to give me an explanation?"

Yang Liang explained: "My teeth are too hot, so I took them out to air them."

"That's not the explanation I want!"

Yang Liangcai answered Lin Li’s previous question: “Ahem, regarding what you just said, we need to clarify that we received the notification immediately and did not waste any time, but in places like this, the cautious ones would even leave people at several street corners around to give a heads-up.

In order to ensure the success of the operation, as you can see, each of us traveled in plain clothes and drove our own vehicles. We also had to mobilize manpower, which all took time. In fact, 40 minutes was already very fast, so it really can't be blamed on us.

And in your case, even if something really happened, we will not hold you responsible after considering the situation."

"Ah? Why didn't you tell me earlier? You misled me!"

Yang Liang: “?”

Looking at the regretful Lin Li, Yang Liang laughed and shook his head. This kid really wants to climb up as soon as he is given a pole.

"I was wondering why you were so arrogant after being caught. You even wanted to wear handcuffs and ride in a police car. It seems that you are fearless and know that you will be fine. You want to experience all of these again, right?" Yang Liang confirmed with a smile.

Now he has reacted.

“I guess so. Besides, I really can’t recognize you on the spot. Those who were arrested are still here. What if I’m retaliated against afterwards?” Lin Li nodded.

"You are right to consider this point. You should be cautious. Okay, this information is enough for me to write a report. You are fine now. You can go. I will take you home.

If you still want to take a photo at the door, you can do it now. I can drive you back in a police car, which can be regarded as satisfying your last regret." Yang Liang put away the paper and pen, and then said.

"Sure, but uncle, I have one more thing."

"What's the matter? Tell me."

"That's right... For this undercover mission, I paid an extremely expensive price of three hundred and ninety-nine. You know, I'm still a student, and this is very important to me. I don't need you to reimburse me. It should be okay for you to give it back to me, right?"

Lin Li spoke carefully.

This is 399! 798 packs of spicy strips! 133 bottles of iced Lao Da tea! 1 Spring Breeze Elf (Zhang Fei's mold)!
I can ride on the rocking car for a whole fucking day.

Lin Li would be miserable if he didn't get the money back.

"Didn't you get a massage?" Now it was Yang Liang's turn to tease Lin Li.

"That's at most a 99 service! I righteously rejected the most important premium! So, uncle, just refund me , and the rest will be your kickback." Lin Li argued.

"Kickbacks!" Yang Liang scolded with a smile, "This money can definitely be returned to you, and if nothing unexpected happens, as a whistleblower, I should be able to help you apply for a certain amount of bonus.

But it is illegal to use her phone to transfer money directly. I can't do that. I have to go through the process step by step. If you are short of money, I can transfer my money to you first, and you can pay me back when the money is on your card."

"No hurry, I can wait."

Lin Li waved his hand indifferently. He still had a lot of living expenses on hand. As long as the money could be returned, everything would be fine.

"Is there anything else?" Yang Liang asked.

"Yes." Lin Li thought about it and nodded.

"what's up?"

"Can Xiaojing go out with me alone for 20 minutes? Ten minutes is fine, five minutes... five minutes is not good, five minutes is too short."

Looking at the excited Lin Li, Yang Liang asked: "?"

"I have something important to ask her. By the way, please prepare a 1.8*2 meter bed for me, with a Simmons mattress, and some jelly, pop candy, and ice cream—"

"Shut up and go home."

"Okay uncle!"

(End of this chapter)