Chapter 20 I deserve to die!
Chapter 20 I deserve to die!
"What do you think is the meaning of life, Xiaolin?"
This was the second time Lin Li heard this question today.
But the problem is that this time it was not a patient with Yu Yu syndrome, nor a customer at the chicken farm, but the driver who drove for him.
And what follows is the acceleration of the vehicle under your butt.
Your mother.
"Uncle, don't do this, I'm scared." Lin Li, who was sitting in the back seat, silently fastened his seat belt.
Where are you from? Is this still a police car? Isn’t this a fucking hearse?
I was just curious about the profession of Demon Suppression Envoy, so I asked Yang Liang how much he was paid, how much overtime he had to work, whether there were many promotion channels, whether work reports and reports were easy to write, whether the disputes he handled were simple, and a few dozen other questions. My emotions shouldn't change so quickly, right?
The psychological quality is worrying.
Yang Liang took a deep look at Lin Li through the rearview mirror and said, "If you're scared, just shut up."
In the conversation just now, he said that he had actually gone home after get off work, but had to work overtime suddenly.
As a result, Lin Li actually asked himself why.
Why? Don't you know why you are the culprit of overtime?
Lin Li stopped talking and looked at the street scene receding outside the window. In fact, he was checking the system.
There has been no notification of completion of Task 2 so far, but Lin Li thought about it and believed that the reason might be that it still needed follow-up from the Demon Suppression Division. After all, there were still some Hehuan monsters who were at home after get off work and had not been arrested yet, and the required "clearance" had not been achieved.
I hope it's what I think.
Anyway, I have done everything to the best of my ability, but I am still a little disappointed and frustrated because I thought I could complete it immediately.
Sigh.
"This is the neighborhood, right? Get off the car and go home quickly. Don't let your parents wait anxiously at home. Also, say hello to your parents for me. By the way, practice your trumpet. You are completely useless, you little brat." Yang Liang slowly parked the car, unlocked the door, and joked to Lin Li.
"Okay, thank you uncle, but don't worry. My dad is gone and my mom is working outside. I'm the only one at home and no one will worry about me. As for practicing the trumpet, that's even more impossible." After Lin Li finished speaking, he trotted back home.
Although it was only close to nine o'clock now, he had to get up early tomorrow. In addition, there was some information to look up on the first chapter of the Eight-Stage Body-Building Exercise, so Lin Li was still quite busy.
Yang Liang was just about to get off the car to have a cigarette to relax, but his hand trembled slightly and the cigarette fell to the ground.
Then he stretched out his trembling hand, put the cigarette into his trembling mouth, took out the lighter tremblingly, and tried to light it for a long time without success.
Lin Li's answer was still echoing in his ears, and in front of his eyes appeared the image of Lin Li's lost and frustrated face that he had just noticed.
He had never seen such an expression on Lin Li's face before.
How sad, how upsetting.
He turned his head to look at the lonely figure running towards the community in silence in the distance, his lips trembling, but he said nothing.
Three seconds later.
"Snapped!"
Yang Liang slapped himself on the face: "I really deserve to die!"
The way this child looked just now, why did the smile that had always been on his face disappear? It was obvious that his words had touched a sore spot!
Yang Liang suddenly realized something. Abstraction might not be Lin Li’s original intention. It was just a protective shell that the child forged to protect his fragile heart!
He was just a poor kid who hid himself with a smile.
Damn it, what did I say to a kid like this?
As a policeman, he actually hurt a child like this!
I'm so fucking damned good!
……
He was totally unaware that his normal statement had been misinterpreted. The abstraction was simply due to his abstract nature. At this moment, he was enthusiastically perfecting the eight-stage physical training in modern Chinese.
This didn’t take a lot of time because of the hard work during the day.
Afterwards, Lin Li practiced the contents of the first chapter in the living room of his own home according to the Eight-Stage Body Building Exercise. He couldn't practice while looking at a paper tomorrow, so he had to memorize the contents first.
The translation is correct.
This time there was no shower head, and he didn't feel like peeing, and in fact there was no hot current, but Lin Li truly felt a mysterious change emanating from his body, and it felt as if his muscles and bones were opened up.
The effect is not so exaggerated that it will take effect in one time. In fact, the method itself says that it requires time and sweat to accumulate.
More importantly, there is an indescribable sense of mystery that is expected in the future, and the body seems to be expressing joy - Boxing champion Tyson? It will end up like this!
If you practice eight hundred times a day, maybe you can really become Saitama.
After taking a shower and having a simple video call with his mother as usual, Lin Li prepared to go to bed.
……
Ten twenty.
Lin Li looked at the ceiling.
Damn, I lay there for forty minutes and didn’t fall asleep.
Although I was very tired this morning, after enjoying the massage for 40 minutes in the massage parlor, I was no longer so tired. In addition, today's experience was really novel, and I could finally practice a technique that did not belong to Earth, which made Lin Li's mind a little excited.
Today is the weekend, and my biological clock doesn't seem to allow me to go to bed now.
Lin Li sighed: "Let's count sheep."
……
Ten forty.
"Five hundred and sixty-two sheep, five hundred and sixty-four sheep, five hundred and sixty-five, five hundred...your mother, how many sheep were there just now!" Lin Li sat up suddenly, full of energy.
Some of them gave up and picked up their phones.
The group chat they usually had was still in voice chat, so he clicked on it out of curiosity.
The voice was filled with a happy atmosphere, everyone was laughing and talking, but why did Lin Li sound like someone was talking about someone's mother?
Apart from the mother, classic words such as "useless thing", "the one who sprinkles rice on the keyboard plays better than you", "are you a human being" etc. echoed in the conversation.
Lin Li looked around and found that among the five people, only Bai Bufan was gentle and calm and did not speak.
The case was solved, and he was the one being blamed.
And they started with 1-10, which was an unforgivable mistake.
Otherwise he would definitely be stubborn.
It was a good opportunity. Lin Li mixed in with the crowd and took advantage of the fact that there were so many people around to curse him.
"Lin Li, why are you here?" As the person being scolded, Bai Bufan keenly noticed Lin Li.
"Hurry, hurry, Lin Li, get on board and replace that beast Bai Bufan. He can't stand it anymore. He has become the highest wall on our road to victory." Others hurriedly said at this time.
"Don't be so mean. My favorite player once said that there is no hero called "Wall" in League of Legends. If you don't understand the game, don't comment on it here." Bai Bufan said stubbornly at this time.
"No, I have to get up early tomorrow for something, but I can't sleep now and I don't have any melatonin at home. I don't know what to do now. I came up to see you. After seeing you like this, I feel much better." Lin Li refused.
"Are you still a forum member? You still have to ask about this kind of thing. If you are indecisive, go expand your territory - conquer a suburban county."
A word to wake up the dreamer!
Is it possible that after experiencing such an exciting day, it is not the brain that is excited, but the cerebellum!
Lin Li hung up the call and went to the bathroom.
Entered a URL.
www.____.com.
……
Bai Bufan is a miracle doctor.
Lin Li was sleepy.
Yawning, he lay down on the bed and closed his eyes.
……
Three twenty in the morning.
Lin Li...
Of course Lin Li had fallen asleep, and was sleeping soundly. He had already slept for nearly five hours, and his alarm was about to ring soon.
However, some people still can't sleep at this time.
A few kilometers away, a woman who got up at night found that her husband was not in bed. She rubbed her eyes and then found her husband smoking on the balcony at home. The woman looked puzzled:
"Yangliang, what are you doing? It's already so late, why aren't you sleeping yet? Didn't we agree to take the kids to the park tomorrow?"
Yang Liang turned to look at his wife, his expression somewhat haggard.
"I want to go downstairs."
But he didn't seem to plan to take the stairs or the elevator.
The woman was startled by Yang Liang's state and asked with concern, "What's wrong?"
Yang Liang slapped himself in the face:
"I deserve to die!"
Ning was interviewed:
Hello Ning, what was your original intention in becoming a professional player?
Ning: Junior high school? I never went to junior high school!
ning marriage:
Ning’s wife said: Please give me your guidance for the rest of my life.
ning: Why are you bringing up this commentator who doesn't understand the game on such a happy day?
(End of this chapter)