Chapter 22 You said you had a disaster in your life, but you didn't say it was a Porsche
Chapter 22 You said you had a calamity in your life, but you didn't say it was a Porsche
After returning home, Lin Li took a shower, went to sleep, and when he woke up it was already noon.
After having a Chinese buffet at the community cafeteria, he returned home to continue translating the Eight-Stage Exercise.
Time passed quickly. With the previous accumulation, the speed of the later part was quite fast, and the translation was almost completed in two days.
Lin Li was originally very happy, with the feeling of conquest of getting the correct answer after hard translation, until -
"Why is there a reference answer at the end?"
However, Lin Li soon realized that something was wrong. He had already skimmed through it at the beginning. It was impossible for Lin Li not to notice such a long paragraph of modern Chinese.
"Is translation a necessary process? Once you 'understand' it, it will give you the answer, preventing you from making mistakes due to details?"
Then this technique is smarter than the system.
It was a good thing, so Lin Li didn't think about it any more.
Chapters one, three, five and seven do not require the assistance of spiritual energy, but the other four do.
The odd-numbered chapters are considered a set of body-building methods, and the even-numbered chapters are another set of body-building methods. Not learning the second set does not prevent you from starting to learn the third set directly after the first set.
As for the great promise that the technique had painted for him, if he could master it thoroughly - even without relying on spiritual energy at all, his body functions would grow rapidly and approach the limits of human beings.
Of course, this human being cannot include Hanma Yujiro.
Even Lie Haiwang couldn't do it. Lin Li would never forget the scene of Lie Haiwang, with only a head and a baby's body left, but he was still alive.
The Reiki chapter is about transforming your body into a shape that Reiki likes, turning it into a fluffy ball of Reiki.
To increase the utilization efficiency of spiritual energy, when using or absorbing spiritual energy in the future, one piece can be broken into two pieces.
For Lin Li, this is more important than super aura-sensitive skin.
After all, he is indeed 'poor'.
Although 0 is still 0 if it is split into two pieces.
After seeing the pancake, Lin Li became even more passionate.
On Sunday morning, Lin Li practiced even harder, and even practiced one more round after completing the task.
But the result is that the body's feedback is not as good as before.
I feel more tired physically and not as refreshed as before.
Lin Li thought about it and felt that the arrangement given by the system should be the most suitable time period and duration for practicing the skills, so there was no need for him to add unnecessary details.
But Lin Li also noticed it.
Uncle Zhou really intended to secretly learn his martial arts.
Being old and disrespectful.
During the past two days, I didn't practice Tai Chi at all, or I was just pretending to practice it, with my peripheral vision always looking at me - I noticed this every time I took a short break.
Fortunately, he is an old man, otherwise I would have been secretly in love with him.
Perhaps it was because he was a martial artist that he could see at a glance the extraordinary nature of the Eight Stages of Body Strengthening Technique.
You still can't underestimate the people in the world.
He was just a little too arrogant. Facing his gaze, Zhou Youwei was never afraid and always looked at him with righteousness.
How can you steal so confidently?
However, Lin Li did not plan to change the place to practice.
After all, he was a martial arts student who had accompanied him to complete a mission, so this could be considered an opportunity given back to him - it would be difficult to steal someone's skills anyway, so if he succeeded, he would be considered awesome.
……
Sunday night.
Although it is still within the weekend, for the students of Nansang Middle School, everything is over.
Therefore, when Lin Li arrived at the classroom, everyone looked lifeless, as if their souls had been separated from their bodies.
Most of them have already sat down and started writing their weekend homework without even a word.
The abstract children in the back row do not count towards this majority.
It’s not because they have finished their homework, but because they cherish the last ten minutes of freedom.
"God, can listening to 'The Clock Runs in the Other Way' allow me to go back to the weekend?" Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei stood on the lockers at the back of the classroom and prayed loudly.
“Listening to it once probably won’t work, but if you listen to it for five days you can feel like you’re back on weekends.” Lin Li put down his schoolbag and said to Bai Bufan.
"..."
"Don't say it, don't say it, Lin Li, you are really a genius in controlling time." Bai Bufan wanted to say something but stopped, and raised his thumb.
"Thank you. Damn, what did Baowei do over the weekend? Was his yang energy sucked away?" Lin Li walked up to the two of them and saw the dark circles under Zhou Baowei's eyes. He exclaimed in amazement.
"He must be busy being a Terracotta Warrior this weekend." Bai Bufan shrugged.
"The Terracotta Warriors are good, and it's fun to protect Qin Shi Huang. Everyone understands that, but you can't be greedy for wine." Lin Li understood Bai Bufan's meaning immediately, but still advised him.
"There's nothing we can do. You all know Baowei's self-control. If he doesn't serve as a soldier for one day, he will accumulate good karma. If he doesn't serve as a soldier for two days, he will accumulate good karma." Bai Bufan sighed.
"Then there is really no hope." Lin Li nodded.
Zhou Baowei, who was standing aside, had a frown on his face: "Can you two stop making up dirty rumors without caring about what the parties involved said? You bastard, I'm just staying up late playing games." Two beasts performing crosstalk, don't care about the life or death of the parties involved, right?
The main thing is that the girl who just came to the locker to get something looked at me strangely!
"Is it the original god?"
"No."
"That's great, you can still be saved." Bai Bufan breathed a sigh of relief.
"What's wrong with you?"
"So you didn't become a Terracotta Warrior this weekend?" Lin Li asked.
"... Let's put it this way." Zhou Baowei laughed dryly, then lowered his voice and said, "But have you heard? It seems that a massage shop near our school was closed down because it provided that kind of service in secret. I heard that someone reported it."
"How did you know?"
"My brother's blind date who likes traveling went in, and then he found out about it. The matchmaker's family tree has been scolded to death by my parents."
"Is that fucking traveling? You can fly all over the country!" Bai Bufan said with a smile.
"Yes, my brother heard that she likes the sea. Now he knows that she likes the Mediterranean Sea. She said that she was sensible at an early age. It turns out that it is because the chairman has already adjusted the format." Zhou Baowei curled his lips, "I am very grateful to the brother who reported it, otherwise my brother, an honest man, would have almost become the scapegoat."
Lin Li smiled complacently.
They were the parties involved and had experienced the whole process. Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei would never have imagined that the protagonist was right next to them.
When the work is done, I leave, hiding my achievements and fame. This is exactly me.
"No need to thank him, this is what he should do." Lin Li smiled faintly.
"I'm not planning on thanking you." Zhou Baowei shook his head.
Lin Li: "?"
I was just saying this casually, are you really not grateful?
Why don't you kowtow to me on behalf of your entire family?
"Let's put things one way or the other. I declare him expelled from the male class and classified as a Jimei. I wish he is ten centimeters shorter." Zhou Baowei shook his head.
"Indeed, I guess I spent a lot of money, but I was too fast, finishing it in just one minute. The more I thought about it, the more I regretted it, so I stabbed him in the back." Bai Bufan chuckled.
"Quick? No way!"
The two of them actually began to speculate about the hero with the greatest malice.
Lin Li: "?"
It seems a bit impolite.
The man's face changed a little too quickly.
"I don't think you should have such strong malice towards a stranger." Lin Li shook his head. "The reporter did a good thing after all. This matter is completely different from reporting a website or a group chat."
"The logic is right, and what he did is right, but I want to scold him." Bai Bufan nodded and shook his head.
"why."
"Because I have no good qualities, my three views were consolidated by Han Dali with help." Bai Bufan said loudly.
"..." Lin Li was speechless.
Sincerity is indeed the ultimate skill. Bai Bufan’s life is over.
"I have something urgent to do, so I have to leave." Bai Bufan noticed the classmates walking in from the door and his expression changed.
"Lin Li! Hold down this bastard. Damn it, he actually hid back in the classroom. You know that the most dangerous place is the safest. Luckily we came back to take a look." Another group of classmates who played games together on the weekend came over aggressively and shouted.
"What happened?" Lin Li asked curiously.
"Haha, I admit that I had some problems playing over the weekend, so I promised to catch Aruba for you before class. But, sorry, class is about to start, and as long as I run out the back door, everything will be over." Bai Bufan laughed.
When people are hungry, food will come.
Lin Li smiled with satisfaction, knowing that he was worthy of being the protagonist chosen by the system.
"Lin Li! Hold him down!"
"Lin Li can't recite—"
"Click."
Bai Bufan stopped talking and turned to look at Lin Li who had locked the back door.
Lin Li didn't look at him, but said to the students at the door: "I'm not very strong, I'm afraid I can't hold him down, it's safer to lock the door."
Bai Bufan: “?”
……
"Why do you treat me like this?"
As Bai Bufan slowly moved towards the door beam with his head down and his legs up, sadness burned in his golden eyes that reflected his upside-down friend. The ancient bells seemed to ring in his body, and his eyes hid a lion who had lost everything.
"Because my worldview was solidified by Family Guy, gigity, gigity, all right~~"
(End of this chapter)