Chapter 23 Do you admit that this is your butt?
Chapter 23 Do you admit that this is your butt?
The fourth day of getting up early and the third day of completing Task 1.
wanna die.
At least in the past two days, he could take a nap after getting up. When he thought about going to school right after training today, Lin Li felt even more miserable.
Every morning Lin Li can only rely on Kobe to comfort himself.
Man! What can I say? Black snakes get out!
【Update completed.】
Then I found the system message.
After a moment of hesitation, Lin Li was immediately a little surprised, and then frowned again.
The surprise is that this system can be updated.
He frowned because he was worried that the system would fix the BUG. After all, Lin Li was now living on the BUG.
As we all know, even if there are bugs, as long as the code can still run normally, even if the code is a pile of shit, you should never touch it.
We can't let him travel through time and space to deal with the Hehuan monster now.
Then Lin Li carefully checked the system and came to a conclusion:
"You updated your—what—?"
Nothing new has emerged, and nothing old has disappeared.
Anyway, Lin Li himself didn't notice any difference, and there was no update log or anything.
Forget it, let’s just ignore it. There’s nothing we can do about it.
Isn't it also a kind of mental stupidity that I have the idea of relying on a low-level system?
"The sun is shining in the sky, and the flowers are smiling at me. The birds are saying grass, grass, grass, why do you have a bubble on your brain~~" Singing the elegant and easy-going song, Lin Li came to the community again.
It’s strange, why is Xiao Zhou, who has the dual nature of Grandpa Sun, not in the old place today?
In the past three days, every time I came, he was here earlier than me.
He hoped that he was not sick. Although Xiao Zhou had tried to scam him and wanted to learn his martial arts, Lin Li was a magnanimous man and did not mind it.
However, if Xiao Zhou was really ill, Lin Li would not find it strange. After all, he, Lin Li, was one of the people who had witnessed how fragile the other party's body was.
An old man who gets a stitch in the side when he breathes while standing or resting while sitting.
But I still hope that he is okay. It's lonely to practice physical exercise alone.
Suppressing these thoughts, Lin Li devoted himself to serious training.
[Get up before the Mao hour for one week and practice the Eight-Stage Body Building Exercise seriously, and before the Chen hour, for at least half an hour in total. (3/7)]
Lin Li, who had turned into a dead dog, went home slowly to take a shower with a look of joy and pain.
A few minutes later.
In the bushes nearby, an old man with camouflage painted on his face slowly poked his head out, looking puzzled and serious.
I deliberately didn't keep an eye on this kid today, and he hid in the bushes early. Without me as the neighborhood defender, why doesn't this kid go and scam other elderly people?
Are you pretending so seriously?
I was so tired from squatting, luckily there were not many mosquitoes so early in the morning.
Could it be that this guy has already discovered me? I was hiding so well and using all the skills I learned when I was in the army.
"Old Zhou."
Hearing someone calling him, Zhou Youwei turned around and saw an old lady he knew, Zhang Fang.
"Old Zhang, what's wrong?" Zhou Youwei smiled gently. The old lady in front of him was the most elegant and graceful one in the community. At an age when appearance is not so important, she is considered a great beauty in the eyes of old men.
"The community belongs to everyone, and its maintenance depends on everyone. Even if you are in a hurry, the public toilet is over there, you can go there to solve it." Zhang Fang thought for a while before carefully choosing her words to persuade.
Zhou Youwei was stunned at first, then he reacted, his face flushed red: "I didn't go to the toilet here."
The old lady looked embarrassed, glanced down at Zhou Youwei, and said nothing more.
Zhou Youwei looked down and stood up suddenly: "Who the hell pulled shit under my butt? I was wondering why it stinks so bad!"
"Look, you admit that this is your butt. Old Zhou, please deal with it quickly. I will pretend I don't know anything." Upon hearing this, the old lady hurried away to give the old man a non-awkward environment.
Zhou Youwei: “?” What do you mean I admit that this is my butt?
"No, Lao Zhang, come and take a look, this is dog shit, it was pooped by a dog!"
"Don't say that about yourself..."
"I'm not saying I'm a dog. How can you understand that? I, I——"
Old man Zhou, who had finally avoided a stitch in the side yesterday, got a stitch in the side again today.
Unfortunately, Lin Li didn’t see it.
……
Lin Li arrived at the classroom and brought breakfast to several classmates.
Since I started getting up before five o'clock to bring them breakfast, I have never been late again.
It's a good deal for my sons.
"When I think about having five consecutive days of classes, I feel like dying." Zhou Baowei said listlessly as he shoveled glutinous rice into his mouth.
“Then remember to pick a bad day to die, so that you can turn it into a good day.” Lin Li yawned and responded.
"Don't die recently. My aunt is due to give birth in these two days, and I'm afraid you will be reborn into my family." Bai Bufan said gently to Zhou Baowei.
The glutinous rice in Zhou Baowei's mouth fell into the bowl with a plop, and he stared at his desk mates Lin Li and Bai Bufan in a daze.
One plays the good guy, the other one plays... and he's also the good guy.
You are so aggressive, no wonder you can be desk mates.
Lin Li was already lying in position, rubbing his head against his elbows to create the right position and shape.
——Today I have to listen carefully to the sect’s instructions. If I get sleepy by then, I’ll be doomed. Fortunately, the first class and morning reading are both in English, so I can use them to replenish my energy.
"Bufan, tell me when the English teacher comes. I'll take a nap."
"Okay." It is normal to feel sleepy on Monday, so Bai Bufan just nodded without any teasing.
When people are tired, they can really fall asleep immediately, even though Lin Li is thin and it is not very comfortable to use his bare hands as a pillow in summer.
……
Lin Li stood in the void, accepting the villagers' submission.
On his left, he held a cold fairy from the righteous path, and on his right, he held a fiery witch from the evil path, both of them looking wanton and enjoying themselves.
"It's just a casual killing of a monster. There's no need to do this. Hurry up and get up." Lin Li waved his hand, not caring about the good deed he had just done. "If you really want to thank me, prepare a 2.4*2 meter big bed for me, and prepare some jelly, popping candy, and ice cream..."
Why was it that the forward beam only needed 1.8*2 last time, but it needed 2.4 this time? Because last time only two people slept there, but this time three will. This is called rigor.
Before Lin Li could finish his request, pain came over him.
The witch in his arms actually gave him a heavy elbow.
Lin Li was about to ask her why she did this, but when he saw the Saint Lady rushing up to elbow him and making Bai Bufan's voice, he realized that the situation was not good.
……
“Lin Li, get the fuck up! Lin Li, get the fuck up!
Lin Li suddenly raised his head, took the English textbook he had prepared in advance in front of him, and pretended to read it.
As a result, he found that the whole place was quiet, as if no one was reading in the morning.
Lin Li put down his textbook, and a somewhat scary scene appeared - the whole class was staring at him at this moment.
Including the English class representative standing on the podium table.
It’s over. It’s over. It’s over. It’s over.
"I didn't say anything in my sleep just now, Bai Bufan, please, just shake your head." Swallowing his saliva, Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan tremblingly.
What a joke, this kind of thing is useless!
(End of this chapter)