Chapter 33 First, second, and finally, I am not a pervert

Chapter 33 First, second, and finally, I am not a pervert

Chapter 33 First, second, and finally, I am not a pervert

"I am a man and you are a woman, do you understand this?"

When Chen Yuying heard this opening remark, her brain froze for a moment.

"Ah? Uh." She asked in confusion, then nodded stupidly: "Yeah! Yeah, I understand. Hmm? Eh? What else?"

So many modal particles show that the girl's mind is full of questions at the moment.

What she was waiting for was indeed a big one, but it shouldn't be a huge one.

Lin Li sighed. The mission was not yet completed. As expected, he had to do the most beastly science popularization himself.

He took a deep breath and then let it out.

Although there are thousands of people, I am going!
A real man lives between heaven and earth, how can he be depressed and live under others for long? It's not a shame to be born in a humble family. A real man is one who can bend and stretch. I am not afraid of the small traps you set for me, system. You can't kill me with the physiological science tasks!

But before going on, Lin Li still wants to say one thing, system, I am so lucky.

"No, you don't understand yet." Lin Li shook his head. "First of all, I'm not a pervert. Secondly, remember my first point - I'm really not a pervert."

Lin Li continued to retreat, increasing the distance between the two men while stacking armor.

Chen Yuying: “?”

"Now, let me explain to you the difference between men and women!

Although men are creatures without advantages, they have one advantage! Women are just the opposite. Not only do they have no advantages, they even have one disadvantage. However, men and women are actually fair. Women have two advantages!

Now, let's analyze why the combination of men and women is the most appropriate natural law? Answer: Men like to grasp the two advantages of women and use their own strengths to make up for women's shortcomings! "

Chen Yuying: “???”

Chen Yuying was stunned, staring blankly at Lin Li, and Lin Li was also looking at her - in fact, he was looking at the illusory system interface between the two of them, praying silently.

After a few seconds, the system popped up a message prompting: [Task 5 has been completed. ]

Great!
I am a genius!

A great victory for the talented young man!

As expected, because Chen Yuying herself understood this knowledge, I only needed to guide her to think in this direction. Even if the popular science was successful, there was no need to describe the organs in detail using scientific terms like in junior high school science textbooks.

But before Lin Li started celebrating, he covered his ears.

"Ah!!! Pervert!!" Because almost synchronously with the system message was Chen Yuying's blushing face and scream.

After all, the mission was accomplished, which meant that Chen Yuying completely understood Lin Li's meaning.

Alas, I have already stacked up armor just now, why are you still saying this to yourself?

Why did I keep stepping back to create distance between the two of us? Wasn't it to give Chen Yuying a little more sense of security?

The remaining boy and girl in the class were instantly attracted by the scream and looked towards the corner of the classroom where the two were.

The boy immediately stood up, and asked as if he wanted to be a flower protector: "Class monitor, what happened? Did Lin Li do anything to you? Do you need to call the teacher?"

look.

This is why Lin Li can't play with people like this.

Lin Li always calls the teacher for help. The two types of people he hates the most are those who tell tales and those who stop him from telling tales.

Lin Li ignored the classmate named Wang Yuezhi and explained to Chen Yuying:

"Squad leader, calm down, calm down. I say this for a reason. Don't worry. I will explain it to you and you will understand." From a distance, Lin Li stretched out his hands and pressed them in front of him, trying to comfort him.

As if she realized that she was screaming too loudly, Chen Yuying quickly covered her mouth, her little face flushed with embarrassment.

She turned to look at Wang Yuezhi and waved her hand: "It's okay."

Wang Yuezhi nodded reluctantly and sat down, but Lin Li could notice that his eyes were still vaguely looking at him.

Haha, it’s a deep crush, but the dog won’t have a good death.

At this time, Chen Yuying also looked back at Lin Li, and at this moment, she still put her hands on her waist and said in embarrassment: "Give me an explanation."

"The tape is in Bai Bufan's lower drawer, here it is!" Lin Li's mouth worked faster than his brain, and he blurted out a cliché. After he reacted, he noticed that the color of Chen Yuying's cheeks, which had just faded, instantly returned.

The color change is quite sensitive. I think it can be hung on the road as a red and white light. Hey, it's quite fun. Damn, now is not the time to think about this.

“Not this tape!”

"Ahem, it's like this, squad leader. What I just said was necessary preparation for the following description. Let me emphasize it one last time. I'm really not a pervert." Lin Li said.

However, the doubt in Chen Yuying's eyes did not subside.

Normal people don’t repeatedly emphasize that they are not perverted.

"We need to speak quietly for the following content. I'm afraid someone will eavesdrop. Why don't you sit down?" Lin Li had now retreated to the lockers at the back. It was very tiring to have this conversation and he had to control the volume.

So he walked back to his seat, pointed at Bai Bufan's chair and spoke.

Perhaps curiosity overcame the fear of perversion, and Chen Yuying sat down anyway. It was said that ladies only sit halfway on a chair, and Chen Yuying did the same - but the problem was that she sat on the half that was away from Lin Li, which didn't seem very ladylike.

Wang Yuezhi's gaze, who was not far away, became increasingly intense.

Whispering with your goddess, making you mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, just this NTR feeling, so cool.

But the most urgent task is to restore one's own reputation.

"Squad leader, you must have understood what I just said. That behavior, or more precisely, that desire, often leads to criminal behavior." Lin Li said seriously and solemnly, "And the case I helped the police solve was about this."

"What happened is that not long ago I found a small card that was deliberately thrown everywhere on the ground. You may have seen it before. I was very interested in it. Wait! Don't call me a pervert. I emphasize for the last time that I am not a pervert.

My interest is not the sensual one you think it is.”

Chen Yuying, who had predicted it, pursed her lips, half believing and half doubting, and motioned Lin Li to continue.

"What I was thinking at the time was whether the people behind these cards could be brought to justice! So I started investigating and collecting information, and finally found a store corresponding to the one behind the card. Then I spent my time after school and on weekends squatting outside the store, taking pictures, collecting information, and even interviewing customers.

Finally, after all my hard work, I finally collected enough decisive evidence. I immediately went to the police station to report the case. With the information I provided, they easily cleared the den behind this card! Therefore, they came to the school today to find me through the principal to commend me for what I did. "

"Really?" Although these were all Lin Li's fabrications, these fresh and magical news still made Chen Yuying stunned. She asked in surprise.

"Of course it's true. I think the letter of commendation has actually been posted on the bulletin board downstairs. If you don't believe me, you can go and take a look. But it doesn't mention the details of the case I told you. It only says that I helped the police. After all, this is not something that should be said openly."

Chen Yuying nodded in surprise. After all, it was stated on the notice board, so it should be true.

Very good, she believed it and was frightened. Lin Li was very relieved.

There was no way he could tell Chen Yuying the real version.

Bai Bufan is shameless, but he still wants more.

"But I have another question." Chen Yuying asked.

"what?"

"So why did you have to say, say... say these perverted remarks about the strengths and weaknesses of men and women before this case?" Chen Yuying looked puzzled.

"First of all, I'm not a pervert. Secondly, didn't I just tell you the reason? It's to make you better understand the cause of this case. It's a necessary preparation. Squad leader, I have good intentions. Finally, I'm really not a pervert." Lin Li said sincerely.

Chen Yuying wanted to nod, but she always felt something was weird.

its not right.

It would be better for Lin Li to just tell him the details of the case, and he would understand it.

This difference between men and women is completely meaningless!

It feels like a pervert is trying to find excuses for his perverted behavior.

Chen Yuying paused, looked at Lin Li, and said in a dissatisfied tone, feeling that she had not gotten the truth: "You like to give a brief summary so much, why don't you start from when Nuwa created humans?"

Lin Li was stunned for a moment, then nodded:
"According to legend, Nuwa used clay to mold humans in the image of herself, creating and building human society..."

Chen Yuying: "You really said that!"

　The advantages and strengths of men and women should be a joke that has been circulating for more than ten years.

　　I played it when I was in elementary school and now I’m giving it a renaissance.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)