Chapter 34 Thanks for the treat, I'm ready to eat!
Chapter 34 Thanks for the treat, I'm ready to eat! (Ask for monthly tickets at the beginning of the month)
"If you don't like the traditional version, I can also worship foreign things, such as Adam is a human being created by Jehovah God..." Lin Li changed his words again.
"That's not what I meant!" Chen Yuying was a little annoyed, but she didn't know how to express her true thoughts. Finally, she said sullenly, "I still think you're a pervert."
Lin Li now wants to refute Wang Yongbin. This guy said that a gentleman is judged by deeds rather than by his heart. Lin Li now thinks it is just the opposite.
Just because I said perverted words, did perverted things, and am actually quite perverted at heart, does that mean I can only be regarded as a pervert?
...or else.
Lin Li, who was asking and answering his own questions very quickly in his heart, was suddenly stunned.
Eh?
After a moment, he smiled with relief, nodded towards Chen Yuying, and said in a nonchalant voice: "Squad leader, you have convinced me, so I am a pervert."
Chen Yuying: “?”
"I didn't mean that... I did mean that, but it's not that serious. You're a big pervert." Chen Yuying felt as if she had hurt someone, and spoke hesitantly.
Squad leader, you are very good at comforting people. Don’t comfort me next time.
"You are a good person, Lin Li!" Chen Yuying said again, seeming to realize that what she said was wrong.
Lin Li: "?"
Add one to the new achievement, and get the nice guy card without even confessing your feelings.
Or maybe you say I'm a pervert, thank you.
"It's okay, it doesn't matter." Lin Li waved his hand, and then warned: "But squad leader, can you please not tell anyone else about this? If you are willing to ask, then I am willing to tell you, but I may not be willing to tell others. After all, although it is a good thing, it may also easily lead to gossip."
In fact, if it weren't for this task, Lin Li originally didn't intend to tell the truth to Chen Yuying, and planned to just use the good deed of picking up a wallet to fool her.
"Yes! I know, and I will never tell anyone else!" Chen Yuying nodded vigorously when she heard that.
"Do you have any questions? If not, I will continue to do my homework." Lin Li said.
Chen Yuying did not reply and felt a little embarrassed sitting next to Bai Bufan.
If I told Bai Bufan what happened at noon in the afternoon, Bai Bufan would definitely start licking the chair like crazy, wishing he could eat it - this was purely Lin Li's subjective slander, full of malice.
"Is there anything else?" Lin Li asked.
"Lin Li, what key evidence have you obtained?" Chen Yuying asked.
"Those things are even more perverted, so let's not talk about them." Lin Li shook his head.
How can he talk about something that doesn't exist at all?
"It's okay, just go ahead and talk. I want to listen." Chen Yuying's voice was weak and soft.
Lin Li: "?"
Lin Li suddenly felt that it was unfair for him to be scolded by the pervert for such a long time. Why should the pervert make things difficult for another pervert?
Monitor, I didn’t expect you to be such a monitor!
However, Chen Yuying was probably just purely curious. After all, girls are actually far from being as pure as boys think. The way girls act in front of boys is just like the way boys act in front of girls. They are all pretenders.
If you look through the chat records between a girl and her bestie, it's just like a boy's browser records, which is shameful.
How to talk about something that doesn't exist at all?
Just say it!
Is it difficult to write something based on what you have seen, heard and experienced?
Of course, Lin Li didn't need to do this.
But! Lin Li felt that talking about this kind of thing in front of a pretty girl... was really exciting.
So, Lin Li, who had originally planned to end the conversation completely, cleared his throat and said, "Since you asked sincerely, I will just be merciful and tell you."
"Uh-huh."
"First of all, I haven't experienced it, but based on the clues I've collected, chicken farms do provide a very rich range of services, such as..." Lin Li bent down, covered his mouth, and began to narrate in a low voice.
Chen Yuying also bent down slightly, leaning towards Lin Li, and pricked up her ears to listen to this completely new side of the world for her.
Both parties were satisfied and had a feeling that this would be a pleasant conversation.
But some third parties were not satisfied.
Wang Yuezhi, who had originally planned to study hard at noon, had been holding the pen for a long time but had not written a single word.
He also pricked up his ears and had no intention of doing the homework in front of him.
However, no matter how hard he tried, he could not hear clearly what the two people in the back row were saying.
Only occasionally could one hear Chen Yuying's very soft exclamations, and could barely make out whether they were "Is this true~" or "Oh my God~".
Or maybe it was the laughter of that bastard Lin Li. Other than that, there was just an imperceptible rustling sound.
Can you talk? You haven't eaten yet, why are you talking so quietly?
If you can't speak, shut up!
He actually wanted to stand up and warn them. After all, although they could stay in the classroom during lunch break, the school still had rules. After 12:40, they were not allowed to walk around freely, whether in the dormitory or the classroom - and they were not allowed to whisper to each other either.
If Lin Li and Bai Bufan were here, he would have stood up long ago.
But the problem was that the two people talking now were Lin Li and Chen Yuying, and he could hardly stand up.
Wang Yuezhi became angrier the more he thought about it, and he quietly glanced back.
Your mother!
The two people's heads were almost touching each other. Chen Yuying's face had a beautiful, touching and likable blush, while Lin Li's face had an ugly, obscene and disgusting smile.
——Purely subjective and purely malicious.
Squad leader, why are you so shy? You should strike hard at people like this!
"Get away from him, it's dangerous!" Wang Yuezhi's voice came out from between his teeth with difficulty.
Could it be that they are in love?
Considering how Chen Yuying had just yelled at him for being abnormal, and how close they were now, Wang Yuezhi had already figured out the thread of the story, and it was a strange one.
Wang Yuezhi Yeager: That kind of thing is a tonic! The squad leader found another man or something!
“Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it!” Wang Yuezhi finally started writing, but he just frantically drew meaningless circles on the homework while cursing Lin Li.
"Wang Yuezhi, can you be quiet? It's so noisy."
At this time, the fourth student in the classroom, the girl sitting in the front row, spoke to him impatiently.
Lin Li's voice came faintly from behind: "Exactly, how can one person be so noisy? The two of us are so quiet, tsk tsk."
Wang Yuezhi: “…”
The last two straws that broke the camel's back came quietly.
Wang Yuezhi left the classroom.
Wang Yuezhi.exe failed.
……
The bell rang ten minutes before the afternoon class started.
The students in the dormitory have returned to the classroom one after another.
Lin Li stretched lazily.
Damn it, I originally wanted to study hard, but ended up wasting the entire afternoon making up stories in front of Chen Yuying.
All plans were disrupted.
Beauty has led me astray, from today on, I will quit drinking!
There's nothing to regret.
You live for yourself, not for the system.
The sky is big, the earth is big, and you are the biggest.
Bai Bufan came in from the back door yawning, it seemed that he didn't get enough sleep at noon.
He sat down on his seat, then suddenly jumped up: "Why isn't it icy! Lin Li, who invaded my chair?!"
"Chen Yuying, sat there for the whole afternoon."
Bai Bufan: “?”
Before questioning Lin Li, he quickly squatted down, with his chin parallel to the seat of the chair, took out two pens pretending to be a knife and fork, and licked his lips: "Then I will start eating spicy food without hesitation!"
Lin Li: "..."
It turns out that my malicious speculation was not defamation.
It is easy to know the heavens, but it is easy to defy the heavens.
You are worthy of it, Bai Bufan.
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Ask for monthly ticket at the beginning of the month~~
Use your big monthly tickets to stuff it into Antenna’s little broken book!
Please spicy!
(End of this chapter)