Chapter 44 Bai Bufan, the Poet of Wanquan
Chapter 44 Bai Bufan, the Poet of Wanquan
After displaying the Japanese spirit of Gongjiang and promising a big deal like a mature man, Lin Li ran out of the haunted Class 4 of Grade 1 with difficulty.
I plan to have Lanzhou beef noodles for lunch today.
As soon as I walked in, I found the configuration was extremely familiar.
There are children doing their homework, a man rolling noodles with a distinctive hat, a woman working part-time as a waitress with a headscarf, they communicate in an incomprehensible dialect, and the store is filled with the smell of beef and mutton.
I have been to so many Lanzhou beef noodle restaurants in my life, so I can understand why the decoration is similar, but why is the configuration of the people the same? Is this a necessary condition for joining?
But when the noodles arrived, I felt that this restaurant was not very authentic, and the meat was not transparent.
After eating, Lin Li went to the stationery store to pick up Zhou Baowei's express delivery.
Judging from the size of the express, it is not a Spring Breeze Elf at all.
Come to think of it, everyone says it, and not in college, but how many people do this kind of thing in the dorm in high school? Everyone spends basically the same time in the dorm, so are they really studying finance in the dorm?
——There is a word in finance called hedging.
If you really want to start the ranked competition, it would be more appropriate to buy the NetEase version of Spring Breeze Elf to play online competitions.
Besides, not everyone carries a cell phone like Bai Bufan, so we can't just rely on our imagination, right? Rushing forward will only hurt us.
But now Lin Li found Bao Wei's despair in the morning even more amusing. He was just talking nonsense, but Chen Yuying should take it seriously - isn't this just blaming himself for something he has done wrong?
Holding the express, Lin Li came to the dormitory of Class 4, Grade 1. After some recollection, he found the dormitory of Zhou Baowei and Bai Bufan.
"Knock knock knock." Lin Li knocked on the door.
"Who?" Bai Bufan ate quite fast today and had already returned. His voice came from inside.
“Host, writer, folk singer, bartender, oil painter, leatherworker, silversmith, tambourine artist, veteran backpacker, investment consultant, French knight, abstract genius,” Lin Li replied.
"Our dormitory can't accommodate so many people. Can you please change to another dormitory?"
"Ok."
"good?"
"Touch your head."
When the code matched, the dormitory door was opened immediately.
Classic configuration, six-person dormitory, three bunk beds, two rows of long tables and chairs, but the environment is pretty good, unlike some garbage schools. The decoration style is the same as that of the "Rose" of Damascus - Syria, which is only suitable to be opened in the ruins.
There are only three people in the dormitory, and three of them have not returned yet, or are visiting other dormitories.
"Baowei, your computer accessories." Lin Li had been to this dormitory before. Lin Li threw the express to Baowei who was sitting on the chair, and then he lay down on his bed without any hesitation, occupying the magpie's nest and rubbing his body against the quilt.
Zhou Baowei had long accepted the fact that his lower bunk was a public area. After receiving the express delivery, he just sighed helplessly.
"Lin Li, be careful." Bai Bufan reached out to Lin Li's upper bunk and searched for his phone under the quilt, while reminding him, "There are precious cultural relics on Bao Wei's bed, inherited from his ancestors. If you break them, you probably won't be able to pay for it."
"Is this true?" Lin Li stood up after hearing that.
Zhou Baowei also turned his head away - how come I don’t even know it myself.
"Really? There is paper from the State of Lu on Baowei's bed, with the word Jin on it. It bears witness to the cultural exchange between the ancient countries. Have you watched "National Treasure"? Remember those fingerprints from two thousand years ago? I think the cultural relic Baowei is also very romantic. I wonder if there will be a chance for him to be on this show." Bai Bufan spoke very convincingly.
Lin Li looked at the pillow and saw a tissue: "..."
Lin Li didn’t need to ask why it was inherited from ancestors. He could easily draw inferences from this kind of thing - what was inherited from ancestors was the DNA above.
It’s just that Lin Li doesn’t quite agree with the romantic aspect.
But I have to admit that if I could be on the show, it would have some effect.
"That's what I use to blow my nose, stop spreading rumors!" Zhou Baowei said angrily.
After Bai Bufan found his cell phone, he sat on Zhou Baowei's bed.
Lin Li directly snatched the phone and opened his short video platform.
Check the ingredients first.
Lin Li opened the browser first.
"You are such a dog! But fortunately I was prepared." Bai Bufan sneered.
Damn, it’s incognito browsing.
But Lin Li always had another way. He clicked on the URL collection in the browser, intending to see what Bai Bufan had collected.
"Okay, well, that's enough. It would be impolite to keep looking at it." But Lin Li's hand was held down like that, and Bai Bufan said seriously.
Lin Li laughed and then prepared to return to the main interface.
"?"
"Bai Bufan, why is the home button on your phone a screenshot button?" Lin Li was stunned after taking a screenshot, then he pressed the volume and power buttons to return to the main interface.
"Because I flashed the phone, I don't want the enemy to pick it up and use it directly after I die on the battlefield!" Bai Bufan said with his chest puffed out with some pride.
"Bai Chenguang, have you ever thought about what would happen if your phone was found by your teammates on the battlefield?" Lin Li asked seriously. Bai Bufan was stunned by the question, and after thinking for a long time, he nodded heavily: "It's his bad luck."
Lin Li gave a thumbs up.
When he opened TikTok, Lin Li watched five videos.
Three female bodhisattvas, a game video, and a comic introduction video that requires a hero to appear in the comment section.
"Your life is completely over." Lin Li expressed his approval again.
"I don't usually watch these." Bai Bufan said sincerely, "Also, when you talk to me, can you look at me instead of looking at the Buddha? It's a bit rude. If you really like it, I'll transfer their Douyin account to you later."
“I just sneer at this, but pass it to me. I just need to collect evidence with a critical eye. When all the evidence is collected, that will be the time when the golden statue of the female Bodhisattva collapses.” Lin Li shook his head. Although his head was shaking, his eyes did not move.
Stabler than an owl's head.
"After I forward it to you, take your time to read it. Let's get down to business first. We don't have much time." Bai Bufan said.
Lin Li clicked on the message.
"Bufan, I have a question for you."
"what happened?"
"Why does the profile picture of this user named Haosun'er here have the same profile picture as mine? After I clicked on it, I found that his Douyin account seemed to be the same as mine." Lin Li asked with a smile.
"This proves that you have good taste and the avatar you choose is recognized by the public! It can't be that this is the note I gave you, you must be kidding." Bai Bufan also smiled, and then it turned into a horrified smile.
For a while.
Lin Li sat on Bai Bufan's body and clicked on the chat records one by one.
……
"Bai Bufan: Date?"
"If you like grapes: add V300."
"Bai Bufan: Can we make an appointment after I add you?"
"I love eating green grapes: add V first."
"Bai Bufan: The stock market is not doing well recently. I'm a student. Can you give me a discount? How about three dollars?"
"Love to eat green grapes: Smile, why don't you say you are a newborn? Wouldn't it be better for me to give you a V for free?"
"Bai Bufan: Thank you for your understanding, sister. I am a new student."
"Bai Bufan: Didn't you get it? I'm a newborn, hellohello, I'm a newborn."
"Bai Bufan: Are you there? Why didn't you reply to my message? Give me a V?"
"Due to the other party's privacy settings, he/she cannot receive your message."
……
"Bai Bufan: How much is it per time?"
"Xi Ling Angel: We are here for a green outing, 12k for 3 hours, and all expenses during the period will be paid by you, the boss."
"Bai Bufan: Green? Is the green fee so expensive?"
"Xiling Angel: Of course it's green. If you only need to play with me for 6 hours during the day, the price is only 800."
"Bai Bufan: There's nowhere to go outside at night, so I can only play games. This costs 2200? Who would order this kind of company? If I want this, can't I just call a cute girl online to play games with me? It's only a few dozen bucks an hour."
"Xiling Angel: An idiot who doesn't understand what people are saying."
"Bai Bufan:?"
"Due to the other party's privacy settings, he/she cannot receive your message."
"Bai Bufan: Why are you still recruiting black people? Your charges are really unreasonable!"
"Due to the other party's privacy settings, he/she cannot receive your message."
Recommend a friend's book:
There are ghosts in the world, called the Three Corpses, which cause people to die early and are a great harm.
Li Liang traveled through time with a magic mirror and inhabited the statue with a strange body. He was worshipped by the people and practiced Buddhism.
Get rid of corpses and ghosts, slay demons and evil spirits, summon a strong wind with a breath and call for a sudden rain with a word.
He can drive the five thunders and control the mysterious lightning, open the heaven and earth and control the divine soldiers.
From a minor god who protects a certain area to a god worshipped by all living beings, he has countless gods under his command.
Summon the heavens to show respect, and the earth to welcome it. Point to ghosts and they will be destroyed, and demons and monsters will be restrained.
Looking back, I have already attained the supreme path.
(End of this chapter)