Chapter 45 There is one more sad person in this school
Chapter 45 There is a sad person in this school
"Bai Bufan: Sister, can we make a date? How much is it?"
"Waiting for my pure love: I'm sorry, you must have made a mistake. I won't date you no matter how much money you give me. I posted this simply because I wanted to share. I don't have a boyfriend now, so I posted it on TikTok. I don't intend to and I can't use my body to make money. I can't accept this kind of thing."
"Bai Bufan: Ah? Sister, then you are the real female Bodhisattva?!"
"Waiting for my pure love: Haha, I guess so, but after I have a boyfriend, I definitely won't share it. I'm actually a very conservative and traditional person in real life. I'll probably only be his female Bodhisattva."
"Bai Bufan: Sister, you are such a nice person. I really envy your future boyfriend."
"Waiting for my pure love: Oh, I'm really bored recently. I've also encountered some difficulties in real life. I don't have anyone to talk to. It's fun to chat with you. It's quite troublesome to chat here. Do you want to add me on WeChat?"
"Bai Bufan: No, sister, I hope you can find a boyfriend who is truly good to you soon!"
"Bai Bufan: Come on!"
"Due to the other party's privacy settings, he/she cannot receive your message."
"Bai Bufan: No? Huh? Why? Why was this also blocked? Sister? I don't understand! Give me an explanation! It doesn't make sense!"
"Due to the other party's privacy settings, he/she cannot receive your message."
……
"Bai Bufan: At? Date? 178, 18, 1 times in 6 night."
"Missing: v2685..."
"Bai Bufan: 111 has been added."
"Bai Bufan: No, why do you say you're selling tea on WeChat? Is this the real person?"
"Bai Bufan: Your mother, I suddenly realized that you look different in each of your works? You are a picture-stealing and traffic-stealing dog! I am Bi Ma Wen, I will feed your horse with grass!"
"Bai Bufan withdrew a message."
"Bai Bufan: @「Works」, sister, or brother, can the original blogger of this post give me a recommendation? I really like it, please."
"Missing: TikTok account 6BK..."
"Bai Bufan: Thank you, you are a very nice person, but let's be honest, I still have to continue scolding you."
"Bai Bufan: You picture-stealing idiot! I'll feed you like a horse!"
"Due to the other party's privacy settings, he/she cannot receive your message."
……
"Bai Bufan: Hello, blogger. I have a good brother named Lin Li. He is seriously ill now. The doctor has pronounced him in critical condition. He can't even type with both hands. But he still has a last wish, which is to see your legs. So I can only take the liberty to disturb you. I hope you can fulfill my brother's last wish."
"Bobo Xiaobo: Hahahahaha."
"Bobo Xiaobo: Since you've typed so many words, I'll satisfy you this time."
「Bobo Xiaobo: "Picture"」
"Bai Bufan: It wasn't me, it was my brother Lin Li. But thank you sister, he can rest in peace now."
"Bobo Xiaobo: Okay, okay, let me ask you, what is your brother's serious illness?"
"Bai Bufan: Hemorrhoid cancer is in the late stage. Hemorrhoids have spread all over the body. Do you want to see pictures?"
"Bobo Xiaobo: ...No."
"Bai Bufan: Sister, he has already looked at your legs. He asked me to ask if there are any more."
"Due to the other party's privacy settings, he/she cannot receive your message."
……
Lin Li sat on Bai Bufan's body and was about to faint from laughing.
When they were halfway through laughing, because they were really curious about what was so funny, Zhou Baowei and another roommate Chen Tianming also came forward to Lin Li's sides, sat on the remaining empty seats of Bai Bufan's body, and read the chat history. As a result, the number of people laughing so hard increased from one to three.
Bai Bufan is like two extremes in front of boys and girls. You see, this is the consequence of playing with abstractions. He has become a complete cerebral palsy. He must learn from this.
Basically, the result of all private chats, without exception, ends with being deleted and blocked. Isn't this a kind of talent?
No wonder Bai Bufan said in the morning that he had made some progress, but only a little.
Now it seems that this is a bit exaggerated.
Bai Bufan usually says a lot of dirty talk in front of boys, but in this kind of situation, his IQ and EQ are zero.
Lin Li wanted to open Bai Bufan's brain to see what kind of structure it had in order to be able to send out these messages.
"Simple people are easily fooled, but idiots are not that simple, because they don't even know someone has dropped a fishing hook in front of them." Chen Tianming shook his head and sighed, "Bufan is truly a god. Sister Chunai: Do you want to add WeChat to my fish pond and prepare to get gold coins?
But what about my extraordinary brother: Sister, you do your best, and I won’t do any more! Hahahaha——
Bufan, from now on we will call each other by our own names. You continue to call me dad, and I will call you brother!"
Humans do not share the same sorrows and joys. Bai Bufan did not know what was so funny. He only felt the unbearable weight of life: "Can you three... f*cking... get up first..."
No need to pay attention, no one will pay attention.
"Hahahaha-"
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However, after seeing that he had inexplicably contracted hemorrhoid cancer and that the hemorrhoids had spread throughout his body, Lin Li suddenly stopped laughing.
What a vicious and disgusting disease. No wonder the other party would block you because they think you are disgusting.
What made Lin Li most angry was that this bastard Bai Bufan used his name to cheat for leg photos, and after getting them, he didn't even share them with him. How selfish is this person?
If I give it to myself, maybe I can forgive him.
Zhou Baowei and Chen Tianming laughed even more.
Chen Tianming laughed so hard that tears came out, so he took the tissue on the bed and started wiping his tears.
Why is this tissue clumped up?
and many more.
After realizing what was happening, Chen Tianming went to the bathroom to wash his face without laughing.
Lin Li discovered a law from this.
——The law of conservation of heehee, heehee will not disappear, heehee will only transfer from one person's face to another person's face.
whee.
When Chen Tianming left, Bai Bufan, who was finally able to breathe, said with a grim expression: "Fuck, I am alive now. No, buddy, you really treat me as a cushion! Get up!"
……
Most of the chat records that were still there had been read, and some were the type that did not even respond, so Zhou Baowei left to continue studying his delivery, while Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li expectantly:
"How is it? Did you find this helpful? Can we follow the clues and take action as soon as possible?"
"It helps. You've made me feel better. My work efficiency should improve in the future." Lin Li nodded seriously.
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Is this helpful?
Bai Bufan was very sad.
I was blocked until one o'clock last night, but in return I got this kind of ridicule.
Sincerity cannot be exchanged for sincerity.
"I also added a few people on WeChat, they're not the ones selling tea, would you like to take a look too?" Bai Bufan said sadly.
"Send them all to me. Send them to these bloggers and the WeChat accounts you added. Don't send the one selling tea. I'll use my account to ask them later to see if I can get some more information." Lin Li nodded.
Asking for monthly ticket
(End of this chapter)