Chapter 54: There are so many abstract heroes in this world
Chapter 54: There are so many abstract heroes in this world
This thing... has a king?
Damn, there shouldn’t be any underground competitions, right?
This is too much punishment.
"It's a strong addiction. Alas, I understand. When I was your age, I was also a sharp sword, and the fragrance of plum blossoms comes from the bitter cold. I would kill gods and Buddhas if they stood in my way. At that time, Xiling's sisters really softened when they saw me..."
Song Luping's thoughts seemed to jump a little faster, and he began to recall the glorious past.
Lin Li blinked. This guy looked to be in his twenties. Was he already thinking about his old age so quickly? His blooming period seemed to be too short.
Come to think of it, after all, I have started using the magic oil now.
But in this situation, Lin Li was too embarrassed to interrupt and could only listen to him recalling and even cooperate with him:
"What? And then? Yes! Hey! Look at this..."
Lin Li’s supporting role really made Song Luping happy - Koukou had the same feeling when he was in class today.
Finally, he finished his story, picked up a bunch of cauliflower and stuffed it into his mouth, then took the initiative to bring the topic back to the direction Lin Li hoped for:
"As for the other chicken farms in Xiling that you want to find, you really asked the right person."
“Although I am considered an outsider like the friend who told you about Qing Jue, I am definitely more familiar with this place than most of the locals.
Among them, Xiling Chicken Farm is an encyclopedia. 90% of my monthly salary is spent on this. "Song Luping said with great pride.
This is nothing to be proud of, right?
But Song Luping did not disappoint his expectations. After hearing this answer, Lin Li gently waved his clenched fist under the table.
I finally saw the light of mission completion.
"What do you need from a chicken farm? Just tell me. As long as Xiling has a place that can satisfy you, I can tell you. To be honest, Qingjue is definitely not the best in Xiling. The goods are mediocre and the prices are high. But there is a chicken there with a high emotional intelligence. It can bring me a feeling that I can't get from other places. That's why I go there occasionally."
Song Luping waved his hand and spoke in a masterly manner.
“Thank you, Brother Ping. My request may be a little picky, please understand.
I don't accept takeout. After all, you should understand that I definitely can't take the other person home. That would be too much. I don't really want to open a hotel. Not to mention that it would cost an extra 100 or 200 yuan to open a hotel, I think it would be easy to have problems with the main identity information...
My personal preference is for places like Qingjue that provide services on site. I hope that all my money can be spent wisely, even if I have to pay a little premium. In addition, if the goods are not what I ordered, I can immediately file a complaint with the madam to exchange them..."
There were many reasons for his explanation, which were naturally made up by Lin Li who first shot the arrow and then drew the target. The core purpose was to find the lair of the Hehuan monster so that the Demon Suppression Division could catch him.
After making sure that Song Luping's expression did not turn ugly, Lin Li slowly stated his conditions.
If Lin Li noticed that Song Luping's face turned pale or he felt embarrassed, he would immediately shut up.
However, Lin Li found one thing a little strange. Until Lin Li finally felt that he had nothing to add, Song Luping's face was not only not embarrassed, but even a little happy?
What are you happy about?
This made Lin Li confused and a little uneasy.
"You are very ambitious," Song Luping said slowly after Lin Li finished speaking, "You have many conditions and your own unique choices..."
"Brother Ping, do I have too many conditions? I can relax them..." Lin Li immediately changed his tone after hearing that.
"No, no, no, no—" Song Luping waved his hands quickly after hearing that. He was filled with relief and was somewhat moved. "There are successors, there are successors! Bai Bufan, are there many conditions? Not many, even less!"
Lin Li: "?"
“I originally thought you were just a young and impulsive kid, but now it seems that you are a high-level ladybug with aspirations and ambitions.
Bufan, do you know how long I have been looking for my kind in this world? So long that I had given up, and now, I finally found you. "Song Luping was very moved.
Lin Li: “???”
"I know that without me, you will become the real king of whoring in Xiling in the future. But now, I will help you on this road and let you reach this height faster! Don't worry, I don't want anything, just for our souls to fit together. And it happens that my body is not as good as before. I can't take care of many people's business, but you can."
Lin Li: “???”
Lin Li looked at Song Luping with a face full of question marks as he was talking nonsense like crazy.
[The world is complicated, with opportunities and crises coexisting. On the way to find the Hehuan monster, I unexpectedly met a hidden talent. It was a pity that the talent had been devoured and bewitched by the Hehuan monster and completely fell into the evil way.
Capable people are pleased to see your talent and intend to teach you all they have learned throughout their lives.
Even if one uses filthy power to slay demons and monsters, his heart is still that of a gentleman; even if one falls into the evil path, there may be a day when he can turn back.
Should we exorcise the demon altogether, or persuade it to turn back? 】
[Task triggered! 】
[Task 5: Make Song Luping change his ways, or send him to the Demon Suppression Division.]
[Reward: Random ability*1; System currency*50]
Why is the system interfering again?
After taking a quick look at the task description, Lin Li blinked.
Question: Is it easier to persuade an old ladybug to abstain from sex and become a Buddha instantly, or to send him to hell?
Lin Li already had the answer in his mind.
This system is such a beast. It actually taught me how to backstab and betray my teacher and ancestors.
You have really caused me so much trouble.
Lin Li was determined to resist doing such a thing in his heart, but he had no choice since the system was forcing him.
However, before he betrayed his master and ancestors, he had to learn all the skills from his master first. Putting this task aside for the time being, Lin Li immediately asked Song Luping:
"Brother Ping, I don't quite understand what you mean."
"Although you have a lot of requirements, there must be companies in Xiling Town that can meet your needs. I remember there should be three or four." Song Luping said. Lin Li raised his eyebrows. The number was enough.
"Brother, can you tell me?" Lin Li pricked up his ears seriously, ready to listen. If it wasn't a little obvious to do so now, he really wanted to turn on the recording on his phone immediately.
"Even if I tell you now, I can only give you a rough idea. How can I remember the specific address, contact information and codewords? I have them all written down in a notebook or on my phone.
When I get home, I will give you the information on all the chicken farms I have in my life, including those that do not meet your requirements, and list their pros and cons in a table. This way, you can make a new choice based on your own situation.
After all, there are information errors between words. I will help you to filter, so it is better for you to do it yourself, which will definitely give you a better experience. "
Lin Li widened his eyes. He felt that the current development of the situation was a little different from what he had expected.
Still compiling forms? Is this guy working too hard? Still compiling forms after get off work?
"...Why?" There is no free lunch in the world, Lin Li couldn't help but ask.
As expected, the turning point soon came out of Song Luping's mouth:
"Listen to me, Bufan, I need you to agree to a few requests of mine." Song Luping waved his hand and then said.
Lin Li held his mobile phone in his hand, not knowing whether his balance was sufficient.
As if he understood Lin Li's meaning, Song Luping waved his hand: "I've said it before, I'm not after anything, I'm not after money, am I someone who cares about money?"
Lin Li looked at the barbecue on the table, then at the bottle of Moutai on the wall behind him.
He nodded, heavily.
Song Luping: "..."
"Ahem, let's put things in perspective. I really don't want your money in this matter. It's just that my salary won't be paid for a few days, and I'm really short of money."
"Xiao Fan, I just need you to promise me that you will follow a few easy rules in your future behavior."
"Brother Ping, you speak first." Lin Li asked cautiously.
"Okay, Bai Bufan, listen carefully to what I'm going to say next!"
"First, you must wear a baby burp bag when eating chicken and pay attention to your own safety and health."
"Second, do not force your way through a red light or take the back door."
"Third, don't fight a battle you're not sure of, don't spend ahead of time, don't buy on credit or default on payments! Only use cash, which is difficult to trace!"
"Fourth, you are not allowed to order girls under the age of 18. This is a death order!"
"Fifth, you must take a shower within two days and wash your hair within three days before you go."
"sixth……"
Song Luping carefully told Lin Li the rules one by one.
At this time, Lin Li——
"?"
What are you mumbling about?
In this world, it turns out that abstract heroes are as numerous as crucian carp crossing the river.
I am still too weak and powerless.
Recommend a friend's book:
"Pre-empt the future and become a martial arts saint!"
Break through the mystery in the womb and open your eyes again.
In this strange dynasty in chaos and war, Ji Xiu looked around in a daze, and saw only that the world was difficult and survival was not easy.
Powerless, penniless, and already a slave, he was living from hand to mouth. At first, he just wanted to have a good meal and redeem himself.
Until, when he saw a 'Tao Scroll' in his mind, shining brightly——
[Advance payment for 'Great Horsemanship', condition: Train the horse a thousand times afterwards!]
[Advance payment of 'Tianhe Sword Skills', condition: unsheathe ten thousand swords afterwards!]
[Advance payment for the "Body Tempering Entrance Cover": Condition: Grind it into powder with black iron sand and refine it ten times afterwards! ]
With the enlightening information floating in the eyes.
Whether it is the astonishing profound skill, the secret book of unique learning, or the peerless inheritance.
As long as you get it, you can gain enlightenment!
Get on the bus first, pay later.
From now on, fate will never be the same!
Some years later.
[Advance payment of the 'Nine Dragons and Nine Elephants Prison Suppression Power'.]
[Advance payment for the 'Xiantian Yiqi Jindan Dian'.]
[Advance payment for 'Purple Sky Refining Yang Tongtian Flame'.]
The wind blows up the green duckweed, and the waves become ripples.
After years of hardships, Ji Xiu walked to the end of the world step by step. He looked at his brilliant "Supreme Martial Arts Classic" which was all achieved through hard work.
Burn the emperor's blood, break the bottleneck, and reach the sky!
Looking at the peerless geniuses, the thousand-year-old demons, and the amazing swordsmen who walked along the way, all bowed their heads and brows, and were impressed by their own magical powers.
Just shook his head and sighed:
"They only know how to be impressed by my strength and talent,"
"but."
"I
(End of this chapter)