Chapter 55: Biboren Legend
Chapter 55: Biboren Legend
Lin Li had anticipated many "requests" and was prepared to pay some price, but he never thought he would hear something like this.
What is this? What are the requirements for the Three Good Ladybugs selection?
"Sixty-seven. After the end, if the lady does not leave immediately, praise her gently."
"Seventy-fourth, do not take any photos or other traceable actions during consumption."
"The eighty-seventh..."
Song Luping is still working hard on his output.
Why are there more... Master, please stop reading. I’m feeling dizzy just listening to them. What were the first dozens of sentences about?
Although my memory has improved by 100%, it is still not to the point where I can remember everything I hear.
The Nansang Student Code of Conduct is not as complicated as yours.
Lin Li had a headache.
"That's probably just 103 rules. If I've missed anything or thought of something else, I'll add more. Xiaofan, have you memorized them all?"
Song Luping finally stopped talking. Feeling a little thirsty, he picked up the bottle of wine on the table and took another sip before asking.
Lin Li wanted to nod, but was afraid that Song Luping would really test him, so he could only shake his head honestly: "Sorry, brother, it's too long, I didn't remember it all."
"That's normal. No one can remember everything at once. I will sort out these rules and send them to you later.
The purpose of telling you briefly now is just to ask you, after listening to what you just said, is there anything you can't accept at all? This is very important. "Song Luping waved his hand indifferently, and then looked at Lin Li seriously.
"No." He was not really looking for the Hehuan demon, and these rules had nothing to do with him at all. There was nothing he could not agree to.
Even if Song Luping said that the money should only be spent on charity and not touched, Lin Li would agree.
"Good! Very good! I was right about you!" Song Luping was a little excited, but then he calmed down and nodded in approval:
"Xiao Fan, remember, whoring is an art, and there are rules for whoring. If we want to do it, we must be the most noble ladybugs! Don't be like those smelly and rotten uncles and yellow-haired people.
They only think about themselves and never consider the future and development of this industry.
Only by sustainably exhausting all resources can we have a meaning of existence and be respected by others. Do you understand?"
"Totally understandable!" Lin Li's eyes were full of hope, as if he had seen a beautiful scene.
——I totally don’t understand.
Even if I use my little head to think, I can't reach a resonance with Song Luping.
This guy who sent it to me has really gone crazy from soliciting prostitution.
However, Lin Li could see that Song Luping regarded him as one of his kind, so he was so excited. The art and the prostitution king were probably all his own imagination.
Just cooperate a little, your goal can be achieved anyway.
"I know you will agree. Since you have agreed, I will share everything I have with you for free as promised.
I'll start putting together the documents and information when I get back tonight, but it'll take a while.
Because I haven't visited some stores for a long time, and I don't know whether they are still open. If I provide you with false information, it would be irresponsible to you, and I will not allow myself to do that.
So I may have to be a little busy these days, work overtime, and go to investigate. Anyway, you still have to go to school, so you shouldn't be in a hurry for a few days, right? When the weekend comes, I will send you the first version of the Xiling Chicken Dinner Map, and then send you the final version after I have made some updates in the future.
By then, the sky will be high and the sea will be vast, and you can fly wherever you want!"
Song Luping's words were full of sincerity. He stretched out his hand, rubbed his waist, and spoke passionately:
"Old man, let us fight for a few more days! Make way for the newcomers!"
“Of course, no problem.” Lin Li was a little moved by these words, tears welling up in his eyes. “But, brother, you are so weak, and you still have to work overtime to visit stores these days? What about your health? Besides, you don’t have any salary…”
I am so weak now. Next time we meet, if I only weigh five kilograms including the box, how can I complete the mission?
Is the shore of Naihe Bridge a good place to turn back? Or can sending the ashes to the Demon Suppression Division complete the mission?
If it doesn't count, Master, please wait until the day your disciple stabs you in the back before you die.
"First of all, this is not fake. I just put on decadent European and American makeup. It's my personal preference." The excited Song Luping suddenly emphasized seriously and firmly.
Men's self-esteem is surprisingly strong on this point.
Lin Li smiled and said, "If you say so, then so be it."
Nodding, Song Luping then said proudly:
"Secondly, regarding money, I have indeed lost the money I used for food, but I still have money for foot washing, so don't worry."
Lin Li: "..."
An unconventional consumption concept.
The gold content of 90% is still increasing, which means that finding the Hehuan demon is a higher priority than eating.
I really found the right person in finding Song Luping. He was right. In this regard, there should be no one better than him in Xiling Town.
"Finally, even if I take a step back, it doesn't matter if I get hurt for you.
The new medicine I bought has arrived. With it to burn my last bit of potential, I will definitely be able to hold on until the day you become the king of Xiling.
At that time, having witnessed all this, I will happily choose to leave and hand the crown to you with satisfaction.
I believe that day will not be far away.
Bufan, do you know that in most chicken farms in Xiling Town, you can get a 5% discount if you tell me my name? "
Lin Li was pretending to be shocked before, but now he is truly shocked.
How old does a customer have to be to receive such treatment? Lin Li suddenly felt that it was quite normal for Song Luping to be completely useless at his age.
But Song Luping was not showing off. He looked at Lin Li expectantly, "But I hope that one day, the brook spirit will be able to echo the legend that belongs only to you, and you will be better than your teacher!
Then, when the women of Nancun bully me because I am weak and powerless and I call out your name, they will be shocked and tell me loudly - So you are the person introduced by Mr. Bai Bufan, then we have a 10% discount!
The world will eventually know that if you were not born, the world of prostitution would be dark forever!"
Song Luping was like a kind elder, looking at Lin Li with high hopes in his eyes.
The idiom "望徒成嫖" has been concretized at this moment.
Lin Li gritted his teeth and nodded excitedly, at the same time pinching his thigh hard with his hand to remind himself not to fail.
Silly guy, stop laughing, think about the saddest thing that happened recently!
My decision to use the name Bai Bufan was absolutely the right one.
The image of myself getting a haircut last month came to my mind – it was so good that I didn’t want to laugh anymore, I was saved.
Not only did he not want to laugh anymore, but there was even a hint of sadness in Lin Li's eyes, which allowed him to respond to Song Luping more emotionally: "Brother Ping, I will try my best to do this, just hold on."
Song Luping, who thought he had met a fellow traveler, was so happy and excited to receive such an answer that he could not express it in words.
When I talked about these ideas and arguments with my friends before, they all said that I was a super invincible idiot, but Bai Bufan was really different. He recognized himself! He was the same type of person as me!
A scholar dies for a confidant.
And he, Song Luping, is willing to be humble for his confidant.
The road to the throne is always paved with thorns.
He wanted to ascend the throne himself, but sadly found that he did not have the ability to do so.
Now Bai Bufan is here.
Then he would be willing to pave the way for the other party and cut through the thorns!
I, Song Luping, will be the man behind the future Ladybug King! I will always support him silently!
This is... inheritance!
Asking for monthly ticket
(End of this chapter)